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we're all gay idiots here

Summary:

This is just like any IT chat fic
Except they're very gay and very polyamorous and all is good

(Also Georgie's alive)

Notes:

this probably isn't that interesting to read but i had fun writing this

bill: billiam 
ben: benny 
bev: beverage 
mike: farm boi 
stan: birb 
eddie: not spaghetti
richie: trashmouth

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

the 7 gay idiot losers (7) 

 

not spaghetti: did anyone do the history homework?!?! 

 

trashmouth: yeah 

 

farm boi: no 

 

billiam: yup 

 

birb: nope 

 

not spaghetti: oh thank god 

not spaghetti: could one of you send a photo im literally freaking out over it 

not spaghetti: i can’t believe its due tomorrow 

 

billiam: [historyhomework.jpg] 

 

not spaghetti: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou 

 

billiam: all good 

 

beverage: wow richie 

beverage: you did your homework 

beverage: im impressed 

 

trashmouth: unlike you guys 

trashmouth: i actually do homework 

 

birb: we stan (1) smart man 

 

not spaghetti: haha 

not spaghetti: stan 

 

benny: haha!! XD 

 

farm boi: <3 

 

billiam: <3 

 

beverage: <3 

 

trashmouth: <3 

 

birb: <3 

 

not spaghetti: <3 

 

benny: why?? 

 

beverage: bcs youre cute 

 

benny: i just laughed at what eddie said 

 

billiam: it’s a complement ben 

 

benny: thanks :D 

 

birb: <3 

 

not spaghetti: <3 

 

billiam: <3 

 

trashmouth: <3 

 

farm boi: <3 

 

beverage: <3 

 

birb changed benny’s name to benny <3 

 

farm boi: perfect 

 

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not spaghetti: do you guys wanna do something together tomorrow? 

not spaghetti: like get ice cream or something? 

 

trashmouth: is this a date??? 

trashmouth: are you finally asking me out?? 

 

not spaghetti: im already dating you idiot 

 

trashmouth: wow so romantic <3<3<3 

trashmouth: im in love <3 

 

birb: beep beep richie 

 

trashmouth: dw 

trashmouth: i love you too <3 

 

not spaghetti: anyways 

not spaghetti: is anyone free tomorrow afternoon? 

 

billiam: i can’t 

billiam: i’m babysitting georgie 

billiam: and i don’t exactly want to bring him to a date 

 

benny <3: thats okay bill 

benny <3: ill send photos of us to you 

 

billiam: <3 

 

not spaghetti: does that mean youre coming ben?? 

 

benny <3: yeah 

 

not spaghetti: great 

not spaghetti: what about the rest of you guys?? 

 

beverage: yup 

 

birb: yeah 

 

trashmouth: im free 

trashmouth: i destroyed your mum last night so much that i dont think she’s ready for a round 2 

 

not spaghetti: beep beep 

 

billiam: beep beep richie 

 

benny <3: beep beep 

 

birb: beep beep 

 

beverage: beep beep richie 

 

farm boi: beep beep 

farm boi: also i cant come

 

not spaghetti: why not?? 

 

farm boi: i gotta do stuff at the farm 

 

benny <3: ill send photos to you mike 

 

farm boi: thanks ben <3

 

not spaghetti: ill go tell my mum the plan 

 

beverage: kk 

 

birb: hows georgie btw bill

 

billiam: georgie’s good 

billiam: he’s doing well in school 

 

beverage: good to hear 

 

benny <3: tell him i say hi 

 

billiam: will do 

billiam: he says hi ben 

 

benny <3: uwu 

 

not spaghetti: so bad news 

 

trashmouth: wot 

 

not spaghetti: my mums not letting me go 

 

birb: why 

 

not spaghetti: idk 

not spaghetti: she didnt say  

 

benny <3: ill send photos of the date 

 

not spaghetti: thanks ben 

 

benny <3: <3 

Notes:

i'm spelling mum like this and you can't stop me