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sharon @avengersona
#spideysterio fans it’s been four years since mysterio died :( to honor him i’ve posted the long-awaited fix-it to ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/19723867
12:22 pm, 07/03/28
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i could flood cities with my tears by avengersona
Superhero RPF
M/M
Teen And Up Audiences
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Spider-Man/Mysterio, Spider-Man, Mysterio, Fix-It, but like for real life, Angst With a Happy Ending
“I thought I’d lost you,” Spider-Man said, tears sticking to the inside of his suit.
“You’ll never lose me,” Mysterio said—no, he borderline wept.
The love of his life was finally home.
Language: English • Words: 20,952 • Chapters: 1/1 • Comments: 30 • Kudos: 526 • Bookmarks: 20 • Hits: 1,200
yb ☑ @realblackwidow
to all the ‘spideysterio’ RPFers (is that what you all are called?) please know that i just saw a fanfiction on here and i felt compelled to send it to spider-man. will update on his reaction if you all are good
14:41 pm, 07/03/28
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emma @stillonfilm_
black widow knows about spideysterio it’s so over
15:54 pm, 07/03/28
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yb ☑ @realblackwidow
you should be more scared. i’ve already told spider-man about that fanart of him and 10 mysterios that went viral on here a couple months ago
15:59 pm, 07/03/28
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huda @artinthequarry
I DREW THAT??? HELLO?? WHY ARE SPIDEY AND BLACK WIDOW IN MY WALLS
16:53 pm, 07/03/28
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Yelena (Black Widow)
hello
spider-man
spiderman
What now
Are you going to ask me to tell you my name again
Yelena (Black Widow)
well i cannot keep calling you spider-man it is exhausting
but no
just needed to send you this
spider-man
What is that
WHAT THE FUCK
As if the me + 10 Mysterios fanart wasn’t enough
Yelena (Black Widow)
wow that really left an impression on you
spider-man
Obviously??
Spider-Man ☑ @SpiderMan
Yes, I know about spideysterio. Please stop :)
18:45 pm, 07/03/28
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ned
dude why is your twitter so boring
peter
it’s a professional account in a way
and i have been terrified of how others perceive spider-man ever since
you know
ned
right the whole reputation being forever tarnished thing
that was bad
peter
you say that like you remember it lol
ned
well you see
ever since jean grey did that whole mindfuck thing with everyone in nyc i think? that i’ve been getting my memories back
peter
wait are you serious??
omg
ned
not all of them yet
but basically every instance of our handshake is, like, seared into my mind now
and i do actually remember parts of what happened after that video came out
peter
oh my god
wait i’m coming over
i need to hug you
oh um
also
do you think MJ remembers?
anything at all
ned
sorry man you’ll have to ask her :(
she’s been quiet recently
idk what that means
Athena @swarmofbutterflies
I see your spideysterio and raise you spideywidow…the concept of her sending him all the spideysterio content and them laughing together about how insane and wrong it is
19:20 pm, 07/04/28
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janis @brandnewgirl
wait i see the vision so clearly…
19:25 pm, 07/04/28
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hanna @stained_in_scarlet
absolutely not black widow radiates wlw energy get your hetslop out of here
20:27 pm, 07/04/28
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yb ☑ @realblackwidow
thank you hanna. might as well inform everyone that i am bisexual. i am not opposed to anyone shipping me with men or women, i suppose, but i AM opposed to you shipping me with spider-man. he is not my boyfriend he is like a little brother i worry about but ultimately love
21:30 pm, 07/04/28
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Aster @aroaces4spidey
BISEXUAL BLACK WIDOW CONFIRMATION ON A RANDOM TUESDAY?? (the fourth of july is no longer a holiday i’m sorry we’re too fucked up as a nation)
21:50 pm, 07/04/28
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bree @vampirelesbian
so what i’m hearing is that black widow said rpf is okay
22:39 pm, 07/04/28
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avengers apologist @newyorksurvivor
idfc if spideywidow is problematic media because now i’m hooked
10:10 am, 07/05/28
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midnight-rain
spideywidow brainworms are eating me alive…bisexual black widow brainworms are eating me alive…here have a fic
girls who do boys like they’re girls
#spideywidow #superhero rpf #they’re everything to me
300 Notes
girls who do boys like they’re girls by midnightrain00
Superhero RPF
M/F
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Spider-Man/Yelena Belova | Black Widow, Spider-Man, Yelena Belova | Black Widow, Sexual Content, Queer Themes, Bisexuality, porn WITH plot, the porn is a plot device, Feminization, Gender Identity, i refer to black widow as yelena because we’re chill like that, she’s my close personal friend, Dom/Sub Elements
idk this is just 10k words of yelena and spidey fucking. and they’re both bisexual so obviously i had to fuck around with that
Language: English • Words: 10,382 • Chapters: 1/1 • Comments: 19 • Kudos: 229 • Bookmarks: 13 • Hits: 1,990
MJ @aerospacedactivist
am I the only person who thinks we shouldn’t be shipping spideywidow or whatever? spideysterio was one thing but spideywidow concerns two people who are very much alive and actually work together (plus BW has said she sees Spidey as a brother) and I think it’s weird to portray them like this
13:01 pm, 07/05/28
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Bebe @bemybebe
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
13:30 pm, 07/05/28
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alana loves spidey @spidermanakgae
right?? spideysterio is so tragic and beautiful and interesting and now people are trying to rewrite fandom history with whatever this is
14:22 pm, 07/05/28
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MJ @aerospacedactivist
well that’s not really what I said
14:32 pm, 07/05/28
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Rosa @spideyblunt
oh look we’ve got the fun police over here girl fuck you. clearly you’re just jealous black widow gets to make out with spider-man and you don’t, not even on ao3
15:26 pm, 07/05/28
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ned
dude mj is getting jumped on twitter
peter
wait what?
why
ned
she said people should stop shipping you with black widow
peter
is that a thing now??
what happened to spideysterio
ned
oh no that is still very much in full swing
but yes it is absolutely a thing
are you just never online or what
peter
i’m protecting my peace!!
if you were spider-man you’d never want to spend time online either
trust me
anyways i have to go rein in the fanbase i guess
i still don’t understand why superhero stan twitter exists
Spider-Man ☑ @SpiderMan
Hey guys! I really don’t appreciate it when my fans harass people on here when they share their opinions on things that happen within the fandom (is this a fandom?) anyways I’m not saying you can’t have your fun but please be nice to each other
16:37 pm, 07/05/28
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MJ <3
hey
was your tweet about me
Peter
yes it was
hope that was okay
MJ <3
yeah of course it was!
thank you for defending me
honestly it wasn’t bothering me that much but my phone vibrated off the table at one point
Peter
wow
that bad, huh?
MJ <3
people are insane
Peter
trust me, i know
MJ <3
speaking of insanity
did we have our first kiss while you were in your suit?
in broad daylight?
Peter
um
yes, we did??
how did you know
MJ <3
I think I’m getting my memories of you back
wait
did you abandon me in an opera house once
Peter
yes i did
I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT IT WAS FOR A GOOD REASON
MJ <3
yeah I know you had to go save the world or something
it’s all good
I’m just surprised you ever took your mask off in public
Peter
if i hadn’t i wouldn’t have been able to kiss you
that would’ve been disastrous, don’t you think?
is everything coming back
or are these just fragments
MJ <3
I think it’s something in between
not everything is coming back but the parts that are… they feel full
like they hold all the weight they did back when they happened
I don’t know if that makes sense
Peter
no, it does!
it really does
MJ <3
oh my god
I really did love you
I do love you
Peter
i love you too
i’m at your house
MJ <3
sorry what
Peter
if you think i’m waiting a second longer to kiss you that’s just ridiculous
MJ <3
you’ve been texting me while web-slinging across half the high-rise buildings in NYC haven’t you
Peter
…maybe?
MJ <3
wow you’re so stupid
I love you
Peter
i love you!!
now open the door PLEASE
Spider-Man ☑ @SpiderMan
[photo of Peter and MJ’s hands intertwined. Peter is wearing the Spider-Man suit, while MJ has ‘I BAGGED SPIDER-MAN’ written on the back of her hand in black marker.]
sorry AO3 i’m off the market (and tired of using proper punctuation in my tweets)
23:03 pm, 07/05/28
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yb ☑ @realblackwidow
wow you are no longer a victim of the male loneliness epidemic. proud of you
23:46 pm, 07/05/28
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black widow defender @projecthailfiona
now that spider-man is taken i took the opportunity to go completely off the rails with my writing. for your reading pleasure: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11604305
12:49 pm, 07/06/28
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more is always better by ProjectHailFiona
Superhero RPF
M/F, M/M, Multi
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Spider-Man/Yelena Belova | Black Widow/Mysterio, Spider-Man, Yelena Belova | Black Widow, Mysterio, Sexual Content, Threesome - M/M/F, Shameless Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, if spider-man can make rpf illegal i can write something that should get me thrown in jail
“Please—Please, don’t stop,” Spider-Man panted.
“Say it like you mean it,” Mysterio growled. Yelena was nearby on a microscooter.
Language: English • Words: 8,392 • Chapters: 1/1 • Comments: 19 • Kudos: 299 • Bookmarks: 15 • Hits: 1,380
yelena
spider-man
have you seen this https://archiveofourown.org/works/11604305
spiderman (“peter”)
okay WHAT
also why are you still calling me spider-man i told you my name
and i stopped trying to be professional when i texted you
what more do you want yelena
yelena
i refuse to believe that people still name their children ‘peter’
now read the fic
spiderman (“peter”)
…
okay so that’s the worst thing i’ve ever read
i just audibly gagged and MJ thought i was involuntarily transforming again
yelena
haha you deserve it
spiderman (“peter”)
what did i even do :(
yelena
you have a girl to kiss
i have no one to kiss
i am allowed to make you a little miserable because of that
spiderman (“peter”)
yeah i DO have a girl to kiss :)
i mean if the price i have to pay is reading
…that…
it’s worth it
she’s worth everything
yelena
ugh shut up loverboy