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    "So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it.

    "Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.

    "Right, messing with a hormonal pregnant woman seems like a great plan."

    "To be fair, her fiance and the father of her baby is my ex-boyfriend," Peter says. "And we weren't broken up when they started 'dating'."

    Stiles looks up at him in surprise. "And you're still getting her flowers?" he asks.

    "It's under duress, I assure you," Peter says. He absolutely wouldn't be here if his alpha hadn't ordered it.

    "Well, shit, yeah, let's get you some purple revenge flowers," Stiles says.

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    “Does he go down on you?”

    Shane does his best to resist rolling his eyes. “Dude. He sucks my dick.”

    “No, I meant like…” Hayden makes the world’s most awkward circling gesture. “Back there.”

    “Oh! You mean does he eat my ass? Yes. And I eat his too.”

    “And the prostate — does he lick it?”

    Shane and Hayden get drunk together and Shane lets Hayden ask all the nasty questions he’s always had about gay sex.

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    "You've been avoiding me," Peter says. Stiles just shrugs. "Are you going to tell me why, or do I have to guess?" Stiles would love to glare at him and snark back like they always do, but her nerves are just too frayed and she doesn't have it in her. Peter seems to sense this and frowns, his face morphing into one of concern. "Stiles..?"

    He takes a few steps closer, slowly as if he's trying not to startle her and that makes her want to let out a hysterical laugh, but she keeps it in. He sets his hand on her shoulder, the other going to the side of her neck. He frowns at the way her pulse is racing, as if he needs to physically confirm what his ears are already telling him. She lets him touch her, knowing without even needing to think about it that he won't hurt her. She does let out a bitter little laugh at that. Well, physically he won't.

    "What is it?" he asks and the genuine concern in his voice almost breaks her. He leans down and stares into her eyes, their faces so close, and she sees his nostrils flare. "You smell...different."

    Well, that's her cue.

    "I'm pregnant," she whispers.

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    The one where Peter gets Stiles pregnant and is a big old softie about it.

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    I should go home, he thinks to himself, and finds himself taking a step forward. I should not touch that rock, he thinks, but it’s sleek and glossy like white marble, a smooth pillar with a slight curve in the middle and so he moves forward, reaches out and strokes it.

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    The Sheriff sighs and plops down in a chair opposite his son.

    “Stiles, I’m going crazy here. We need to get you to a doctor. You sleep like you’re trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, and your eating habits are bizarre! You vomit around the clock and for some reason only the tea your mother used when she was pregnant will get your stomach to settle down for any length of time. Is there something you aren’t telling me? Can werewolves get guys pregnant? I’ve noticed how you look at that Hale kid-”

    Stiles meeps and flails, sloshing tea down his front. Luckily it’s not scalding anymore, but still hot, so he jumps up and wrenches his shirt off.

    “God, dad, no! Guys can’t get pregnant, that’s ridiculous, it’s like...”

    “Like werewolves being real?” his dad questions, deadpan.

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    “I think I’m dying.” Nothing makes sense – and now Derek has left him.

    “No, Mr. Stilinski,” Deaton says grimly, rooting around in his special cupboard of herbs and remedies. “I’m afraid not. You’re merely suffering from a biological imperative to bear your alpha’s children and strengthen the pack.”

    Stiles considers that for a moment, as best he can with his mind a hazy mess, and then he says quietly, “I think that might be worse.”

    “So, so much worse,” Scott agrees.
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    In which Derek's pack is apparently stable enough to begin planning for the future, and somehow, the universe has decided Stiles is the perfect candidate to bear his alpha's children.

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    King Derek takes a consort.

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    Shane Hollander comes out. Half the league shoot their shot online.

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    Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

    or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.

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    "A lot of times the ‘markings’ were common, simple things you said to strangers all the time. 'Excuse me'; 'thank you'; 'hello'. Some got extremely romantic things like 'it’s you isn’t it? I’ve been waiting for you' or 'Wow you’re really pretty'. And they were always the first words their soulmate would ever say to them.

    Of course, having 'You are the fucking worst kind of person in the world' tattooed down your side, didn’t bode well. How fucked up was Stiles Stilinski that even his fucking Soulmate hated him? High School had been a special kind of hell when all the kids learned what his tattoo said—despite his best efforts to keep it a secret."

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     

    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    Devi Chandran, a thirty year old doctor, dies suddenly in a hit-and-run… and wakes up sixteen again in 2004 Forks, Washington. Which was already bad enough. Except Forks is that Forks, the one from the Twilight books she devoured as a teenager.

    Devi decides immediately that the smartest thing she can do is stay out of it. Bella Swan will show up soon, Edward Cullen will fall hopelessly in love with her, and the entire messy supernatural drama will unfold exactly the way it’s supposed to. She wants absolutely no part in it.

    Unfortunately, Edward seems to disagree.

    For reasons she can’t understand, Edward becomes fascinated with the strange new girl in town whose mind doesn’t work the way everyone else’s does. The harder she tries to avoid him, the more their lives seem to collide. Soon Edward is laughing more than he has in decades, Devi is developing feelings she definitely isn’t supposed to have, and Bella is watching the boy she likes grow closer to someone else.

    Devi is determined not to interfere with the story. But the story might already be changing. And the more time she spends with Edward, the harder it becomes to pretend she doesn’t belong in it.

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    The first time Jacob Black and Edward Cullen realize they are in agreement on something, it involves Bella Swan and a movie theater... The thirtieth(?) time they realize they’re agreeing on something, it also happens to involve Bella Swan and a movie theater.

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    The adventures of Bella Swan and her two boyfriends who should really probably keep on hating each other but are kinda maybe learning to put aside their innate rivalry as sworn enemies and falling in love instead oops. There's queer alt-teens in your 2000s vampires vs werewolves romance novel! A diversity win!

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    “You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.

    Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”

    Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”

    “I guess? Technically?”

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    Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.

    He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.

    AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister

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    Ilya talks to Jackie about a certain type of book she is reading and starts his own book club with the Centaurs, then subsequently discovers AO3.

    “You are pregnant Hollander.” Ilya deadpanned.
    “I’m WHAT?”
    “Pregnant.” Ilya took another sip of his coffee. Shane’s eyebrows had gone up into his hairline. “On the internet. Is called Omegaverse.”

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    “I wish things were different,” he confessed, his eyes prickling without his consent. “I did not mean to…”

    The language gets lost somewhere in his throat and he swallows the confession - his better judgment winning the battle even if he felt like it would mean losing the war. Which he would surrender, if it meant protecting Shane from the fallout of his devotion. 

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

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    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    Shane Hollander is nineteen and trying to get through one Hollywood party without being noticed. He gets noticed anyway, by the worst possible person. His last-minute Halloween costume is working too well. Ilya Rozanov, the rival he's never met but supposed to hate, takes one look and thinks Shane is a girl.
    Shane doesn't correct him. He doesn't stop him from kissing Shane. And he accidentally gives him his real phone number. Oops.

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    Shane and Ilya sign with Ottawa on July 1st 2018. It goes startlingly well (apart from all the bits that don't).

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