MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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3 times emduo had a potion mishap by Ria_Writes_Stuff for averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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+1 time everyone *else* had one
In Techno's defence, Phil was the one who'd caused him to mess up the potion, barging into their house at two in the morning during a thunderstorm, dripping water onto the floorboards and generally making a nuisance of himself.
In amidst the clean up of damp feathers, he'd completely forgotten he'd left the health potions brewing until the next morning. They'd *looked* fine, if a little darker than usual, and he hadn't thought twice about labelling and storing them for future use.
Which was how they were now in this position, Phil doing his best not to laugh while a comedically large (and coincidentally bright pink) crow sat on their kitchen table, looking decidedly unimpressed.
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Techno messes up a potion, which has comedic side effects
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- Part 1 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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cause you get lighter, the more it gets dark by Ria_Writes_Stuff for indulgentAnaesthetic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jul 2025
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When Tommy was little, he used to dream about the stars.
Lying flat on his back in the communal garden of the shitty apartment complex that he and his mother lived in, pretending that the smog-choked sky above him was an endless galaxy, and that the scrap of weeds prickling his back was the smooth leather of a command chair, as he piloted his ship through dangerous asteroid fields and enemy shooters.
Six year old Tommy would've lost his mind at where twenty three year old Tommy was today, strapped into his fighter craft, battling it out on the front lines.
He probably wouldn't have been quite so happy about their imminent death, though
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- Part 2 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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don't mind the lions, they're here for moral support by Anonymous for CocoBean00
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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A cute, short, getting together story for Tomboo, featuring first kisses, caves and- shovel talks given by lions?
Yeah, the crack is running in my *veins* for this
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- Part 3 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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He said, "Oh, my god, you look just like Shakira" by Ria_Writes_Stuff for comment_day
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Jun 2025
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"No, no, you're Catherine Zeta!" "Actually, my name's Technoblade"
(lyrics referenced from Hollywood by Marina)A foray into 1st person POV by yours truly, featuring mistaken identity, technoblade torture and good dad phil
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- Part 4 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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WELL ALL THE STARS WE SHINE ARE BURNING RED by Ria_Writes_Stuff for averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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“Do I have to go?” Tommy whispered, blue eyes shining with tears.
Phil sighed, moving to cradle his youngest child.
“You know why you have to go, Toms. I’m not allowed to have you on the ship without Academy training after you’re eight. It’s against the rules - we’d get in lots of trouble with the Council. And it won’t be forever - you’ll go and do your training, and come back when you’re ready, just like Wil! And we’ll come and visit you whenever we’re in the area.”
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A space au, with Academy Students Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo and Purpled
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- Part 5 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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ripped jeans and a cup that you just downed by Ria_Writes_Stuff for comment_day
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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3 times Quackity got kicked out of somewhere + 1 time he kicked out someone else
A Shadowhunter AU crossover, with Quackity as Magnus Bane, Technoblade as Ragnor Fell, Ranboo as Raphael, Wilbur as Alec, and my OC Doc as Catarina loss
Featuring hijinks, a little bit of fantasy racism, magic, grumpy vampires, drunken warlocks and a lil bit of m/m to soothe the soul
Title from wish you were sober by Conan gray because quackity is a functioning alcoholicSeries
- Part 6 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
- Part 2 of Shadowhunter Crossover
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trip down the road, walking you home, you kiss me at your door by Ria_Writes_Stuff for ghastly_scripts
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Coffee was always his first warning that Wilbur had entered his apartment, since the Nephilim always made a beeline for the pot before anything else, including saying hi to his boyfriend.
He supposed he couldn't complain, though, since he'd bought the coffee machine specifically for Wilbur, to supplement the obscene amount of the stuff he drank on a daily basis. When Quackity had lived alone, he used to simply summon (steal) cups from the cafe down the street, but Wilbur had insisted that he couldn't let the Law be broken right under his nose, and so they were in need of something to fill that gap.
He did wish that he'd get morning cuddles first, though. If he wanted to cling to his wonderfully tall boyfriend *now*, he'd have to get all the way out of bed, wander down to the kitchen, and by the time he was there and caffeinated, he would've lost the morning sleepiness that let him sleep in til noon.
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My first foray into Quackbur, featuring domestic fluff, wing preening and cuddling o7
Title from 'Wish you were sober' by Conan Gray, purely because the other oneshot in the same universe uses a lyric from it too o7
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- Part 7 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
- Part 1 of Shadowhunter Crossover
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my insides are red (and yours are too) by Ria_Writes_Stuff for BugWizard
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jul 2025
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Enderians have a strange survival instinct - when in terror, they lock up, everything stopping, from breathing to blood pumping until the danger is gone.
Ranboo takes a fall, hits his head, and triggers this instinct.
Except it doesn't fade when it's supposed to, and days later, paralysed on a morgue table about to be dissected, he's still frozen within his own body.
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- Part 8 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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Oh no I got kidnapped by some demi-gods! by Ria_Writes_Stuff for zoewinter1
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Of all the advantages that being the child of a god gave him, the ability to easily book flights was not one.
The rest of his family were easy enough - Phil had his raven, Chat, Wilbur had his Capuchin monkey, Friend, and Clementine hadn't yet settled and so could stay in a small form.
Techno, on the other hand, had a bloody polar bear to board, and had to pay a ridiculous amount of money for a specialized storage area on a plane which could account for the weight of a polar bear. Thankfully, there weren't many extra-large Daemons traveling ordinarily, but he still needed to book his flights months in advance to guarantee getting the space.
At the very least, by the time they were off the plane and back at Camp Half-Blood, Steve would have plenty of room to spare in the spacious fields and forests, an entire summer spent in freedom and safety and without the threat of being jumped by a gorgon on the way to school.
Yes, that had happened three times this year already.
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A Percy-Jackson/Daemon fusion AU featuring SBI saving Ranboo
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- Part 9 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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a mouse took a stroll through the deep dark- by Ria_Writes_Stuff for comment_day
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jul 2025
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the sculk saw the mouse, and the mouse looked good
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- Part 10 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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address the letters to the holes in my butterfly wings by Ria_Writes_Stuff for comment_day
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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It wasn't strange for the Craft household to be woken up by screaming.
The nightmares had gotten less frequent in the year and a half they'd had Tommy - going from nightly to once or twice a month - but they were never easier. Tommy wouldn't even wake up fully, sometimes, screaming until his throat was raw with his eyes open but glassy, still trapped in the nightmare world his brain had created.
They always got worse around this time of year, though. When the winters were long, and the anniversary of Tommy's mother's death rolled around.
"Hey buddy," Phil whispered, settling himself on the bed as Tommy sobbed quietly, his stuffed cow Henry clutched tightly, "It's okay, I'm here now baby, I'm here."
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Grief, loss, mourning and new beginnings
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- Part 11 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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let's pretend its not the end of the world by Ria_Writes_Stuff for Its_Maggie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jun 2025
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It was strange, that Techno was happier at the end of the world than he'd been before.
Zombies were a little ridiculous, of course - the world was supposed to end in nuclear war or something, not *this*!
But he was here, and so was Wilbur, and despite the odds, they were alive and well.
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Slice of life Twinsduo at the end of the world, featuring daemons because why not
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- Part 12 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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you know what they say about lesbians by Ria_Writes_Stuff for LillySamson
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Niki and Puffy are not dating.
Unfortunately, due to an interview mishap, everyone else thinks they *are*.
Also unfortunately, Niki is incredibly in love with her, and Puffy doesn't return those feelings.
Right?
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- Part 13 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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this world is not meant for you by Anonymous for comment_day
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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After escaping the facility where he is held captive as a lab-rat, Ranboo falls into a world where people have daemons, and no one questions where the street children go. Thank goodness the people who took *him* happened to be of the 'adoption' mindset and not the 'serial killer' one.
Add 2/3 of the fic being exposition, and then 600 words of bee duo actually getting together, and you have this fic *jazz hands*
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- Part 14 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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morally dubious ways to get a husband by Anonymous for comment_day
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Technoblade is engaged.
Technoblade does not *want* to be engaged.
Technoblade probably also doesn't want to be told that he's the reincarnated lover of two immortals, who will commit many crimes in order to retrieve him for their pack, but Technoblade has so rarely gotten what he wants, and today is no exception
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- Part 15 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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the consequences of neglecting to tell your boyfriend you have a husband (and are also secretly evil and murderous) by Ria_Writes_Stuff for CocoBean00
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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"Look, all I'm saying, is that orange cats are dumb as fuck, and we're already sharing like three brain cells between us. We can't afford to donate one to the cat!"
Techno stifled a laugh as he wrapped his arms around Alexis's shoulders. "*You* might have three brain cells, but I have significantly more than that."
"This is coming from the guy who thought Rome was a country?"
"In my defence-"
Techno stopped short, eyes widening before he moved with vampiric speed, shoving his mortal partner behind him, and tackling the intruding vampire head on/
"Technoblade." hissed Dream, a sharp smile on his face, "Long time no see. You've been busy, it looks like. What does Phil say about this farce, hmm?"
"Techno? Who the hell is this? Why is he in our house? Who is Phil?"
Techno was watching a sand castle teeter, waves crashing around it's base, shattering the illusion that it could ever be solid rock.
"Oh? He didn't tell you?" Dream was smirking under his mask, a curl of cruel lips, "Phil is his husband."
And Techno could do no more than watch the castle fall.
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- Part 16 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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Innit & Co - Paranormal Investigators for Hire! by Ria_Writes_Stuff for Meganna2525
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jul 2025
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Ranboo has worked for Innit & Co for over a year now.
London's smallest (and, as Tommy would claim, best) ghost-hunting agency have taken on hundreds of cases, most successful, some... not quite so. With their individual Talents, and their teamwork, they can do just about anything - including taking on this newest case, what seems to be a cut and dry case of the horrible murder of a poor, innocent child.
When all is not quite as it seems, will they make it out whole? Or will Ranboo's unusual views on the Visitors that plague the country get himself (and them) killed?
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- Part 17 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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You're More When You're Together by Ria_Writes_Stuff for pancho_pinto
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Ranboo is the son of the Cheshire Cat. Never good enough for his mother's approval, never mischievous enough, never *Cheshire* enough.
He doesn't trust people easily - in fact, he doesn't trust them at *all* - but when Ranboo gets the chance to join the Dragon Games team, he can't turn it down. Now if only his teammates would stop trying so hard to be friends with him, maybe it would be okay-
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Three times that Ranboo pushes people away, and one time they come chasing after, set in an Ever After High setting
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- Part 18 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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oh darling, don't you ever grow up by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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Ranboo birthday fluff, featuring ocean swimming, good foster families, birthday cake and being loved
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- Part 19 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (:
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do you know how many sewing machines i've had thrown at me? by Ria_Writes_Stuff for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
22 Jun 2025
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"Okay- so just to summarise for the sake of efficiency- you caught the criminal, heard him out, agreed with his motives, and then he got arrested by someone else, you escaped, and now you want us to stage a jailbreak and then free him entirely." Techno's face was flat and his voice more monotone than usual as he spoke, rubbing his eyes much in the same way Phil had.
"Uh- well it sounds bad when you say it like that-" Tommy winced, rubbing the back of his neck, "But anyway - are you in?"
Techno gestured down to himself, where he was wearing a rather gaudy silver and gold suit, "Do you think I'm wearing this for fun? You're lucky I did a stint on one of the US ships last year, you know how many sewing machines I've had thrown at me because I went to wardrobe asking for a period appropriate costume an hour before I was meant to leave?" Techno paused, "Two. Which isn't a lot, but it was highly alarming both times."
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Techno, Tommy and Phil go to Space Canada to catch a criminal. It does not go well
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- Part 20 of MCYTBLR AU Fest 2025 collection (: