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    Imagine a group of disassembly drones crash land on a planet's surface full of life due to a navigation error. Now imagine that the planet was Pandora. Crazy, right? Would probably never happen...

    ...Until it did.

    Now, explore the planet's surface with N, J, and V to see if there is any good food for them, and.. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

    (This will be a wild ride because it's my first time mixing fandoms together in a fanfiction, and I'm still kinda new to writing. Just relax, sit back, grab a snack, and experience absolute HELL from both sides of an unknown species. I might add oc's, so don't be surprised if they do or don't appear. I won't use my ocs from my first fanfiction, though.)

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    J is a total workaholic. But even she sometimes needs rest. So V decided to help her realize how good it feels, not always sitting at a desk or hunting worker drones. But as you know, V has her ways..

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    She wakes up alone, not knowing who or where she is.

    A new chapter opens for the story of copper 9, and who said it would be a happy one?

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    Oh yes she was free. Free from the lies that had forced her to keep going, leaving her blind to the destruction she left in her wake. She’d been right about addiction, just one lie was all it took for her to fall into its drunken depths; just one lie until one became two, three, four, forever. The truth was a dream and her world a blurry haze of her own creation, free of the pain, free of the memories…

    Free of Tessa.

    She’d been freed from her addiction but denied its momentary bliss, now cursed to wrestle with the damage she had caused herself, had caused everyone, including the only girl in the universe she had ever called a friend.

    Tessa was gone, forever, now all that was left to do was scream.

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    Isolated and abused by those supposed to care for her, Tessa Elliot mourns the friends she never had and finds solace in the most unlikely cases - J the maid drone who sees her at her worst and still offers to take a share of her pain.

    Decades later, J refuses to even say her name.

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    Weighed down by a lack of prey, a crushing quota, and unbearable overheating, N's day is only made worse when J arrives to beat and insult him as usual. He takes it-until he doesn't.

    All it takes is one brief fit of uncontrollable rage to end his torment-and unleash the consequences. Good or bad, he'll have to live with them now-and that includes his newly resurrected leader.

    Hopefully he won't lose his mind in the process.

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    tdlr; N finally grows a spine in the most traumatic way possible and tries to remedy it N style. Results may vary ;)

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    While trying to kill the Murder Drones and earn her father's respect, Uzi Doorman gets herself into a situation she never anticipated. She's given an opportunity, a job, and a place within Serial Designation J's squad after she impulsively banishes herself from the colony. Will she live to regret this decision or was it in her best interest to accept?

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    Ah yes, the Elliott Manor. I hear that the head of the house is hosting a ball…

    Unfortunately, Cyn has other plans and we’re all screwed.

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    Mama takes J with her to get the keybug from Doll. Uzi, N, and V don't appreciate how Cyn is treating Cyn's Little.

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    Miles Elliot, a human from 2132, finds himself on Copper-9 and must survive in the harsh conditions.

    After Uzi ate Cyn's core, she found her powers were stronger. However. Just because she is weakened, doesn't mean Cyn won't find other ways to meddle with the real world.

    And a small fleet of ships finds a new home. Though, that home may need some remodeling.

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    The Absolute Solver’s influence has been diminished, now forced to share a corporeal form with a worker drone from Copper-9. While the head of the beast may now be subdued, its tendrils of influence are left splayed throughout the universe left unaware of who they were truly servants for.

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    Juliette Hale runs a funeral home with strict standards, supported by her unusual staff. As mysterious disappearances of her employees continue and the eerie atmosphere of the home grows more unsettling, Juliette must confront the dark secrets the funeral home hides while trying to keep her business, and herself, intact.

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    (This is a rewrite of an old fic i posted. If you're looking for that one, check the series this is in.)

    At the end of everything, there was a puppet master with no audience. They would perform endlessly to themselves, making up adventures and stories no one would ever hear. For there was no one around who could.

    At the end of everything, there was a puppet with no master. Listlessly wandering the wasteland that used to be the universe, reminiscing of times long past and times long forgotten. For there was no one around to remember.

    It would seem like fate, then, that the two would meet each other.

    -------

    Or, in less flowery prose, I took the Schizo Uzi theory and crammed Juzi in there. Buckle up buttercup, because these two are gonna go through it.

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    J and Tessa were always destined to find one another. They were inseparable. In the wake of everything that came after and faced with the reality of what she's done, J has a singular goal: leaving Copper-9. She has no interest in the company of her ex-colleagues and their attempts to wedge themselves back into her life, or what passes for such a thing. An influx of strange and dangerous occurrences across the planet's worker drone colonies, and unexpected new arrivals, however, complicate her plans. What happens when the inseparable are separated?

    Or; the ruins of a love story.

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    After the defeat of the Absolute Solver, Tessa came back from the dead. Against her will.
    (A drabble for a larger angsty story about Tessa coming back as a worker drone that considering my track record I might not finish but I still wanted to tell.)

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    She was broken girl looking for revenge

    She was a girl that wanted to love the broken girl despite being broken herself

    He was a boy that wanted to be appreciated at least once in his life because of himself instead of his purpose

    Is funny despite on how distant they are they can get so close

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    Lizzy and Thad take Uzi out to a club for her 21st birthday. Uzi, being an anti-social misfit, is sure she’ll hate it. But when she meets the staff she thinks that maybe…it might not be as bad as she thought.

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    This was the third time her life had ended, and it still hadn't been enough to actually kill her - but this one changed her in new and terrifying ways. She could leverage those changes. Perfect her work. Correct one final injustice that had haunted her across time and space.

    Serial Designation J did not make mistakes.

    (Longform fic starring our favorite maladjusted genocide robots in a direct continuation of the show, set shortly after the events of Absolute End)

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    Now J and V know how dangerous an angry N is and don't want to experience that again.

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    Jetzt wissen J und V wie gefährlich ein wütender N ist und wollen das nicht nochmal erleben.

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    Serial Designation J is, to put it mildly, the best of Tessa's rescued drones. Her methods and practice improvements have revolutionized life at the Elliot Manor, and she even gets begrudging compliments from Tessa's unsympathetic parents. The only things J struggles with are bringing the other drones up to her high standards and getting as much of Tessa's attention as she deserves. Luckily both of those have resolved themselves: the other drones stand frozen in the library, or sit tied to a tree outside. Now, J and Tessa stand before the doors of the banquet hall hosting the gala dinner, sword and gun in hand. All that's left is to enter, deal with whatever Cyn is, and J will save the day, finally win over the Elliots, and have Tessa all to herself.
    It doesn't work out that way.
    "Giggle."

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