19 Works in Kaiju Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

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    Angel tightened his grip, driving his knee up between the asshole’s legs and letting him crumple to the floor in a cursing heap. “I don’t do that shit no more,” he sneered down at him.

    The donkey demon rose shakily to his feet, glaring at them all. “Guess that shit was bound to stop workin’ eventually.”

    That gave Angel pause. “Huh? The fuck’re ya talkin’ about?” And then it dawned on him. “Oh. Oh, shit!” He whirled around, desperately scanning the club.

    “What? What’s the matter?” Husk demanded, following his gaze.

    “Where the fuck is Smiles?”

    Husk’s lip curled. “He probly got bored and left. Why?”

    “‘Cause I’m pretty sure those shots he said tasted like ass were full of Val’s fuckin’ love potion.”

    AKA

    The Radio Demon goes on a rampage after unwittingly consuming Val’s love potion, and everyone finds out desire comes in many forms.

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    1/1
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    434
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    2,717
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    Every year, ambitious sinners gain the opportunity to sell their souls to the most powerful Overlords in Pentagram City and become their most prized thralls. But the Hell Fair isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and only one lucky sinner can win.

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    51
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    4
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    Vox knew that Lucifer couldn't hurt him, couldn't hurt any sinner. And all the act, all the power and the apparience was just for show. He was already smelling the victory when Lucifer laughted so hard that some tears of joy escaped from his eyes.

    "Oh, you were thinking I was going to fight you? Damn, you are more crazy that what I though, TV. I won't get my hands dirty with your blood, but I have a friend who really wants some revenge on you"

    And the shitty smile of Vox dissapear, oh, he was so fucked.

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    Or, I saw a WIP of Alastor teaming up with Lucifer and I love it. You can see it here: https://x.com/debergerac_art/status/1988563525774524573

    And I wanted them to bond a little bit. So, yes, a quick one shot.

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    After a job gone wrong, Angel's clothes are destroyed, leaving him with nothing but a borrowed coat.
    But that's fine, after all- Surely nothing can go worse from here.

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    1/1
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    24
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    1,175
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    His Radio Demon was out cold by the time Lucifer settled in the bed with him in his arms, absently stroking his ears with one hand while staring sightlessly at his phone, wondering if maybe he’d finally lost his mind.

    Fatigue, vomiting, weight gain, mood swings, strange cravings…

    It wasn’t possible. Sinners literally couldn’t reproduce. And yet…

    Maybe he should contact Belphagor and see if she could give him a checkup. At least he knew he could count on her discretion. He didn’t have to tell Alastor why. The Sinner would laugh him out of the room if he so much as mentioned the “p” word.

    Or murder him.

    Really, it could go either way.

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    Against all odds (and his own biology), the great and powerful Radio Demon has caught pregnancy and IT IS ALL LUCIFER'S FAULT. Lucifer, meanwhile, finds out he doesn't have to protect his deer from Hell so much as he has to protect Hell (and his deer) from Alastor, himself...

    Completed: 10/31/25

    Series
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    English
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    24,405
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    1,049
    Bookmarks:
    139
    Hits:
    12,628
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    “Honey, it’s just me, okay?” Husk called. “I won’t let Alastor come in. In fact…” He glanced at where the Radio Demon was sprawled, facedown, on the floor and shrugged. “He’s going to be napping for a while. I promise he won’t bother you.”

    “No, Husk.” Through the door, he could hear the soft shuffle of Vox’s feet pacing on the floor. “It’s bad. Whatever Alastor has, I gave it to him. This is definitely some kind of apocalyptic zombie virus.”

    “You don’t have a zombie virus, Vox.”

    “Then explain the desire to eat brains!”

    Series
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3,769
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    Angel had wanted Alastor to look at him, to notice him. And oh boy, did he get what he asked for. That attention is so much weirder and more fanatical than he could have ever expected. Alastor’s attention is both addictive and oppressive; Angel has felt less observed being gangbanged by twenty guys in a crowded room with four cameras live-streaming to the internet.

     

     

    Angel and Alastor have an apathetic relationship until Valentino finally takes things too far, and the Radio Demon steps in to correct his behavior. This triggers a visceral reaction in Angel, resulting in an increasingly debilitating crush on the Radio Demon. It also triggers something unexpected in Alastor. This could prove to be very entertaining.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    479
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    8,163
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    Treat for Poob. Nobody allowed to touchie but Vox and Alastor, respectively.

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    1/1
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    44
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    Vox folded his hands in front of him, mouth a thin line.

    “Oh,” he said quietly, and Velvette stopped talking to look over at the television demon with a raised eyebrow. “It looks like you’ve landed on Boardwalk, Al.”

    Husk exchanged a quick look with Rosie before turning his attention to Alastor. The Radio Demon’s eyes scanned the board, his smile sharpening as he realized what had just happened. Husk groaned softly when Alastor’s ears stood straight at attention and the Gambling Overlord clapped his hand over his face.

    Very faintly, a record skipped and scratched.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,839
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    Alastor is back from his time away and is now on his way to eliminate his only weakness. If only Vox knew why they had a falling out. If only he knew why Alastor was coming to kill him.

    (Re-titled from I Still Can Feel His Finger Prints)

    Series
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    441
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    But when he woke properly enough to know he was awake, there was still something off. Vox froze. He couldn’t pinpoint it, distracted as he was by heat and sleep, but there was some thing that wasn't right. It wasn’t just the wretched hormones, either; there was a vibration hanging in the air, some foreign interference in the ambient electromagnetic waves of his own territory, notes inserted into the familiar background music of his afterlife, notes that changed the meaning.

    Electricity skittered up his spine.

    No. No, no, no.

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    4/4
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    55
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    8,018
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    DAY TWO: Monster-Fucking

    Trees jut out at strange angles, Spanish moss hangs off branches as long threadlike fingers reaching down to the earth below, and the skittering and hum of insects fill the night around them. Angel holds onto Alastor's hand, just a bit smaller than his own, and tugs him deeper. Deeper and deeper until they find a small clearing, the ground is malleable and damp as it meets the river but it had enough space for what they intended to do.

    OR: Angel wants all of Alastor, and he gets it.

    Series
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    3,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,026
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    The Pride Ring of Hell is his home,

    UltraDust, Fighter Dust,

    UltraDust, Dust, Dust,

    Advance! To the streets of Pentagram City,

    Use the Ultra Brace and SPARK!!!

    Under a young porn star's name,

    Given a second chance,

    UltraDust, Hero Dust,

    UltraDust, Dust, Dust

    Fighting alongside his three giant kaiju,

    Use the Stardust Cannon and Strike!

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    7,340
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    228
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    Alastor and Vox really do have some... history together. Alastor is going to rectify the humiliation and betrayal that Vox has incurred.

     

    (Formerly: Ripped Apart)

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    3,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    827
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    Charlie does some exploration of her hotelier’s character and psyche…literally.

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    100
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    15
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    721
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    When an Overlord named Valentino hires I.M.P. to take out one of his stars during a slow month, Blitzo has to overcome his hatred of the Pride Ring to take the job.

    Language:
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    2,018
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    131
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    21
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    820
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    “That pitchfork of yours is as good as an angelic weapon, yes?”

    “The deal was that I wouldn’t have to hurt anyone,” she said, crossing her arms.

    “But of course! No, you’ll be using it to break something for me. Just an old contract of mine that’s holding me back from using my full strength to fight our obnoxious friend.”

    Vox threatens the Hotel, and Alastor cashes in on that favor from Charlie.

    Language:
    English
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    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    1,415
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    When the hotel shakes and Hell quiets outside, Vaggie thinks, This is it. Alastor’s snapped, and she’s not going down without a fight. Turning into the lobby and shoving the front doors open, she sucks in the hot air of Hell and prepares to put him down.

    Then, she calls out, “Niffty, what the fuck are you doing in Alastor’s mouth?”

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    239
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1,418
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    For the first time in almost a century, Angel had felt mostly calm.
    But there were always those days.
    The days when the craving set in.
    A craving for chaos, and something to take the edge off. The sort of craving that had him jonesing for a cigarette and a little coke. The sort of craving that made straight men create fight clubs, and rich women shoplift. For Angel, it made him want one of two things; to fight, or to get absolutely railed within an inch of his life. Cherri all but lived at the hotel now, which meant whatever access Angel might have had to any kind of fight was largely gone.
    Until it wasn't.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2,847

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