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    The Bear, the Wolf and the Sorceress by

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    09 Oct 2021

    Summary

    This series consists of the adventures of Bear Witcher Jaskier, Geralt and Yennefer. Not necessarily all together. It's just the same universe.

    Fics in it may differ in rating and relationships.

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    Meet Death Sitting by , ,

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    10 Sep 2025

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    OK this series has been going on for 2 years now and I should summarize it better.
    The first part is several decades of, largely, Geralt and Jaskier's interactions, as they both fumble together toward some kind of meaningful understanding. That section largely concludes with a Jaskier/Geralt/Yennefer endgame.

    Then there's a time jump, and the series picks up after the events of the Witcher 3 games. I follow Lambert as he copes with grief, and Keira as she learns new things about herself, and the lives they make.

    I decided to tell the story of how Ciri became Empress after W3, which intersects with Keira and Lambert's adventures; I read the books somewhere in this and got invested in some of the themes they brought up. And entangled with this, I got interested in the politics of the North, especially the Upper Aedirn Free State and the threads laid down in the Witcher 2 game that didn't exactly get resolved in Witcher 3, and so I have several stories dealing with that thread, which will intersect with the other stories in the same timeline.

    See notes for chronological dates and what order the stories really ought to go in!

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    Kaedwen General Hospital by

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    19 Aug 2025

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    You Ain't a Drug But You Get Me So High by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    26 Apr 2023

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    “I, ah, that is, I’ll have what you’re having?” he hesitantly met his eyes. It had been just days since Lambert callously told him he wasn’t one of them, and he wasn’t quite prepared for the newfound acceptance Geralt’s family appeared to be extending to him.
    Lambert barked out a laugh.
    “Fair enough,” Lambert picked up the pipe he’d been smoking and a lit tallow candle.
    Jaskier bodily recoiled from the flame.
    “Can— can you light it for me? Please?”
    “‘Course,” Lambert inhaled, drawing the flame into the pipe’s bowl. Satisfied it would remain lit, he passed it to Jaskier.

    S2 fix-it fic but add cannabis!!! #stonerwitcher22

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    i know love's perfect ache by for HeathenAlchemist

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    16 Dec 2020

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    Lambert is given the letter by the Dyn Marv Caravan, of all people.

    Or, well, actually – no. He’s given the succubus by the crazy fuckers currently running the Dyn Marv, and she gives him the letter.

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    Kaedwen General Hospital II by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    19 Aug 2025

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    **Please read part one if you haven't before reading this.

    Story from several povs, drama, angst, romance, fluff and humor. Welcome to Kaedwen General Hospital, season 2.

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    5/?
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    95
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    [after winters of fasting, i'm finally here] by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    31 Oct 2021

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    For years, all there is, is the gentle, painful squeeze of the roots around her lungs—almost unbearable during the winter season when she returns to Kaer Morhen, but manageable. It hurts, laying next to Geralt on a pile of furs in front of the fire in her room, unable to ask for more than what she’s been given. What other choice does she have, though? The winter season always brings with it the gentle touch of an almost-lover and she knows that’s all she can ask for.

    Eskel coughs up the first pale, delicate peach blossoms on the path, in the spring—

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    yule gift fics by

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    10 Jan 2022

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    What Came to Me by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    26 Sep 2021

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    Lambert hadn’t meant to spend that long in the shower, but crying in the shower didn’t count as real crying, so he’d taken advantage of that for a while, which felt pretty good actually. Then he hadn’t been able to stop crying, so he hadn’t been able to get out of the shower. Thus: running late.

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    Fair Trade by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    29 Nov 2020

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    Instead of killing Aiden, Jad Karadin takes advantage of Hammond's connections and sells him to a mage looking for a living Witcher.

    Said mage is very invested in keeping Aiden alive and healthy, but that may turn out to be more curse than blessing, especially when he gets ahold of the notes of a certain Professor Tomas Moreau.

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    Trust by

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    22 Mar 2022

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    This is a sub-series of Meet Death Sitting, featuring the adventures of Lambert and Keira Metz (primarily, but also the rest of the cast makes appearances) mostly in the timeline following the end of Witcher 3.
    I know, I know, this started off a Witcher (Netflix) series, but the second season has taken so long coming I was forced to expand my world to include the game so I'd have somewhere to go from here. So... It's mostly Witcher 3- compliant, except where I didn't feel like it.

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    Some Fucking *Bullshit* by

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    18 Feb 2021

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    Caveat Emptor by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    01 Jun 2021

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    Keira and Lambert find out that Aiden is, perhaps, not as dead as previously believed.

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    The Law of Surprise by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    24 Jul 2020

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    "I choose to claim my reward by the Law of Surprise. The first thing you see when you arrive back home you will owe to me."

    (or: Lambert's trip to Kaer Morhen.)

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    all dressed up (with no place to go) by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    28 Jan 2022

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    When he looked up and caught sight of his husband Aiden nearly fell over at the sight. Not like Lambert in a dress was unusual or that Lambert was less than stunning in worn denim and a band tshirt, but Aiden had realized somewhere down the line that he was a bit embarrassingly Pavlovian about Lambert in skirts and looking at him like that.

    Lambert puts on a pretty dress and does himself up all nice and bosses his husband just a little bit. Aiden adores it.

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    [Internal Screaming] by

    Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    01 Jun 2021

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    Counterfeit by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    27 Mar 2024

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    Lambert is sent to get an omega from auction for the School of the Wolf to use, but things don’t go exactly according to plan. But well, close enough?

    Note about consent issues: Jaskier is fairly okay with the situation and there is a built in defense mechanism for omegas, but it is founded on omegas being seen as property and sexual slavery being normal.

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    Beauties Between Beasties by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)  

    02 Dec 2022

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    Eskel is a wolfman who just wants peace and quiet, but that’s interrupted by an annoying ass, a racist noble, and a stupid quest. He doesn’t want to fight a dragon and save a princess, he just wants to be left alone, but life seldom gives a shit what you want. So he’s going on a quest.
    Note: This is nearly a shot for shot remake of Shrek, but with witcher characters and a change in the plot plus a gratuitous amount of cursing and references to sexy times (though mostly fade to black sex).

    Dedicated to bright little star J who was super hype for this silly little Shrek reskin. Thank you for your support! ❤️

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    • Bookmarked by Marwolaeth1993

      10 Mar 2025

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    • Bookmarked by PandaMega

      16 Oct 2024

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      Beauties Between Beasties
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      Summary:

      Eskel is a wolfman who just wants peace and quiet, but that’s interrupted by an annoying ass, a racist noble, and a stupid quest. He doesn’t want to fight a dragon and save a princess, he just wants to be left alone, but life seldom gives a shit what you want. So he’s going on a quest.
      Note: This is nearly a shot for shot remake of Shrek, but with witcher characters and a change in the plot plus a gratuitous amount of cursing and references to sexy times (though mostly fade to black sex).

      Dedicated to bright little star J who was super hype for this silly little Shrek reskin. Thank you for your support

    • Bookmarked by DILFtiddiez

      04 May 2024

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      08 Dec 2023

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      28 May 2023

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    Oh No He's Hot by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    10 May 2021

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    Lambert accidentally gets post intended for their neighbour, who they've never met. Surely they can drop it off and it'll be fine, right?

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    A Wolf, a Cat and a Bear walk into a contract by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    22 Jan 2021

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    Maybe Lambert ought to wait for Aiden to join him and then venture to the mountains in search of the – absolutely monster fodder by now – missing villagers. Then again, the prospect of pissing off the Cat and having enough coin to secure comfy lodging for both of them seems very attractive at the moment.

    Ah, fuck it. He’ll go take a look, and if it’s anything too dangerous for a single witcher he’ll back off and wait for his friend to arrive. Theoretically, he should be here by the end of the week, and Lambert is more than capable of camping outside the town for this length of time.

     

    Or: Lambert, Aiden and Julian accidentally take the same contract which leads to some complications and love declarations.

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    26
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