16 Works in Smart Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

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    Post PP: Season 4, Episode 7.5. After the end of a former distraction, Jazz is desperately needing a weekend full of them. Unfortunately, said need for the distraction tags along. Of course, he would, though; he is her brother's best friend.

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    All Technoblade wanted to do was rest, live peacefully in the tundra. So, why is it that after waking up, he found himself in a cupboard, as a baby.

    Why does life woe him so??

    Or,
    Technoblade wakes up as Harry Potter and starts to hate fate even more than he already does.

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    "So," Tommy finally said, pulling a paper from his backpack and waving it like a flag. "Guess what I got on my English final?"

    Technoblade looked over the top of his book, expression unreadable. "Better not be a number that makes me regret spending hours teaching you."

    Tommy grinned, leaning forward. "Drumroll, please."

    Techno raised an eyebrow but indulged him, tapping his fingers lightly on the desk.

    "An 82!" Tommy announced proudly, holding the paper up like it was a trophy. "I passed, mate! No more essays, no more Shakespeare—freedom!"

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    As a young Selkie pup, Tommy was ripped from his home and kept chained to the land, never getting a chance to grace the sea with his touch.

    Technoblade, a hunter from the Vigil of Iron, is set to remove any magical beings causing mishaps or mischief in the mortal planes.

    Lady Death wants a new kid.

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    Techno creeps up to his room, and right before he turned the doorknob, something shuffles behind him. His eyes go wide at the sudden realisation that he most likely looks the most suspicious he's ever been. Techno clears his throat and faces the perpetrator.

    “I thought you were a fucking robber,” his older brother narrows his eyes. “What're you doing being all sneaky?”

    “Uhhh, nothing,” Techno puts his hands behind his back, hiding nothing in particular except for the throbbing on his knee.

    “No, no, you're acting weird,” Tommy shakes his head. “Hurry up and spill before I call Dad.”

    “I'm telling you, it's nothing," Techno looks at him with a straight face hoping it's at least somewhat convincing. He leans on his left leg, letting it carry all his weight and all his burdens. The cloth of his pants ends up rubbing against his scraped knee, precipitous urticating forcing him to slam his back into the wall behind him.

     

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    Techno trips at the playground, gets hurt, and tries to hide it from Tommy. Keyword, tries.

     

    Sicktember alt prompt #3: 'First Aid Kit' with bedrockbros

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    IMPORTANT NOTE!!!

    I do NOT support W1lbur AT ALL.

    I was debating changing all of these characters in this story to be used for a different fandom but it wouldn’t work for any other family dynamics in fandoms I know or care about. Wilbur has not been tagged properly and I will not tag him properly even if he is the POV.

    I have decided to post this story as it has been finished for a very long time (Well before the situation) and I’m very impressed with my writing in this, but this does not mean I will be even touching this fandom ever again.

    The W1lbur in this story is based on the character in the DSMP and has nothing to do with the real person outside of being his character in a Minecraft roleplay.

    His name is not censored in the story.

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    After a few seconds of staring at the spider Tommy started talking. “Awwww, the little man loves me.” He cooed at the spider. “I think I’m going to call you Shroud.” He said in a high pitched voice.

    And then Shroud the greatest spider moved a little. He walked a little on Tommy's hand before he-

    “Ouch- you fucking bitch-”

    Or Spider-innit AU featuring Journalist Kristen, good(?) politician Jschlatt, Techno pranking Phil with Kristen's permission and hopefully a lot more

    Oror I woke up on a Saturday morning and decided to dedicate hours of writing to this. (My writing is pretty bad in the first few chapters and check the tags!)

    Disconnected but there is a rewrite if you check the second part of this series

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    “Rise and shine, my eclipse,” he said softly.

    Wilbur raised his brow when no groggy curses were thrown his way and made his way over to the bed, “Tomm–” he cut himself off.

    Tommy wasn’t in his bed. Wilbur took a breath, he was probably with Phil and Techno then. He closed the door behind himself before walking to the older duo's shared room. He knocked, the door opened seconds later.

    “Mornin’,” Techno greeted.

    “Hey, uh, is Tommy with you?” Wilbur asked, unable to conceal the anxiety he was feeling.
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    or; Tommy is missing (again.) This time it might not have been of his own accord... (featuring; 'the committee' and mysterious reveals)

     

    THIS IS PART OF A SERIES!!!!!! :DDD

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    Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.

    He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.

    Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.

    He froze.

    Right.

    There were now aliens in his cell.

    And he probably just scared the hell out of them.

     

    Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.

    This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.

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    “Tommy, where the fuck do you think you’re doing?” Wilbur nearly shrieked, finally closing in on him, “We told you so many times-”

    “-Don’t leave the camp,” Tommy recited, looking away from the brunette with a huff, “But it’s not fair. You guys always go out to get food. I wanna help out too!”

    “And why did you think going to a snowy landscape would help with that idea?” Techno said, raising an eyebrow at him.

     

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    Tommy chases a bird, and Techno and Wilbur chase after him. They end up meeting Phil.

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    Tommyinnit cant remember exactly when the apocalypse started but he knows it ruined everything.
    I mean there now zombies walking the earth

    And he’s one of them it wasn’t always like that.
    But he has one thing he has to do
    Get back to his family

     

    “You smell… horrific”
    “Sorry I forgot to shower in a apocalypse”
    “Yea better be sorry”
    Oh he hates this guy

     

    ON HIATUS

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    Ranboo's classmate Technoblade has not ever come to school since he got suspended for fighting on the first day. Their teacher asks Ranboo to bring him some stuff from class. Could this be the start of a wonderful friendship?

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    Tommy kills Dream and himself. People mourn.

    The title for the song "Saint Bernard"

    Short chapters in the beginning and I update whenever

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    Techno found it revolting. And he'll have to deal with that for a year? That thing living in the same radius as him, constantly!? It was horrendous!

    Techno was top of his class, a member of one of the covens that protect this entire city, let alone the college yet here he is having to live alone with a mutt for a whole year now! Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!

    "Nice to meet you, by the way." It said casually, tail thumping against the ground. It was probably filthy.

    "I don't believe I can say the same." Techno scoffs, turning his head quickly away from anywhere close to the direction of the mutt, a disgusted look clear on his face.

    He was quick to leave the thing alone and instead head directly to his first class. It's not like he would miss it if he didn't, no not by at least 30 minutes, but it was better to be early than to have to spend even an extra second around the idiotic creature he was now forced to share a dorm with.
     

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    Technoblade enjoys his solidarity. During his second year in college, his once peaceful dorm-life is interrupted by the schoolboard giving him a roommate. The worst part? It's a werewolf.

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    Technoblade is smart. He’s gifted. A pleasure to have in class.

    Until he’s not.

     

    or;

    i’ve read like every foster family fic and in a lot of them Technos super smart so i think it’s time to make that angsty too

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    After a surprising visit from Dream, Techno began suspecting the green man

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