Asexual_Asshat
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- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (12)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (9)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (6)
- IT - Stephen King (4)
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Will coming out to Steve is the last thing he expects to happen in the middle of saving the world, but he's beyond grateful to Robin that his growth in their friendship has allowed him to have this experience. Robin, meanwhile, is practically buzzing out of her skin at the idea of being more or less of a mentor a younger gay person.
Apocalypse prevented, Steve and Robin find that they have excess energy and need somewhere to direct it. Really, Will shouldn't have let it slip that he has a crush on a boy if he didn't want the two best friends to meddle.
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“Hey, you made it!” He jumped at the call from behind him.
He whipped around to see a man he recognized from their Zoom call. Voluminous chestnut hair, only a bit longer than most guys would typically wear theirs. Broad shoulders that weren’t out of place on his frame. An undeniably handsome man in a henley with black sweats walking toward him with a grin. “Yeah, barely.” He said, leaning back and earning not one, but two pops.
The man he knew to be Steve Harrington lets out a hearty laugh. “Well let’s get your shit upstairs before you drop dead on me.”
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Eddie had long lived underneath a crust of unease. Never able to feel at home in his skin.
When his college shuts down his program, he is forced to transfer across the country. He didn't think his shell would start to chip away as he crossed the California state line. Didn't expect that it was himself he'd find in the two bedroom apartment. And he certainly didn't think he'd find home in the man with whom he shared a lease.
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The taller boy lets out a huff of air. "Jeez, I've been thinking about this for like a year. You'd think I would have planned out what I was going to say by now." Mike says, running a hand through his already messy black hair.
"Nothing to be scared of." Will assures his friend. "It's just me." He and Mike have been through plenty of times far more harrowing than a conversation. Even conversations Will had had nightmares about for years always turned out better than expected. There's nothing Mike could say to him that should spark more fear than a Demogorgon or the choice to come out to all his loved ones at once.
Still, Mike laughs nervously. "Yeah, it is you." He licks his lips and the brunette does his best not to track the movement. "Okay. So. I guess I've just been doing a lot of thinking since you told us all about you. You know, about you being gay."
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Three weeks after the season 5 epilogue, Mike and Will have a conversation
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Eddie accidentally calls Buck babe. Buck internally combusts.
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Eddie has been ready to tell their friends that they were dating for weeks, Buck won't budge. It's about time Eddie does something drastic about it.
Inspired by It Was Me by Rosemary Joaquin
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- Part 6 of Songfics
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IT - 1990 Miniseries & IT - 2017-2019 Movies Fanarts - 2020-now by advxnturer, Asexual_Asshat, AuraWhiteFox, tallula03
Fandom American (US) Actor RPF, Barry (TV 2018), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Fifth Element (1997), IT (1990), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (Movies - Muschietti) RPF, IT - Stephen King, James Ransone - Fandom, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Outlast (Video Games), Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Shining (1980), The Walking Dead (Comics), The Walking Dead (TV)
23 May 2026
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All the fanarts I did for the IT fandom - Book, 1990 miniseries or the 2017 & 2019 movies
Classified in a chronological order
Some of the fanarts are part of event such as DTIYS or Big Bangs, etc
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Songfics by Asexual_Asshat
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Nov 2025
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When Frank is made aware of a bet surrounding his name, the first person he tells is Mel. Which is only right considering her name is the only other one attached to it.
So, with the excuse of helping a friend win the betting pool, they agree to play into the bet. The tangible crushes they have on each other have nothing to do with it. Absolutely nothing.
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27 Aug 2026
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Frank was here. At a speed dating event. Which meant that he’d spent his evening sitting across from a dozen other women, looking for the same thing she was - a relationship.
The realization made her stomach sink. For months now, she’d been telling herself there was a reason Frank hadn’t made a move. Maybe he wasn’t ready after the divorce. Maybe he wasn’t even interested in dating at all - maybe he was too busy with work and the kids to even think about it. But he was here, which meant none of those things were true.
Frank wanted a relationship - just not with her.
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24 Aug 2026
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i blinked and suddenly i had a valentine by MacksDramaticShenanigans for towardthesun
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
14 Feb 2025
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Jee thrusts the card out towards Eddie. “For you,” she says, cheeks dimpling as her smile turns shy.
It reminds Eddie so much of Christopher, when he was this age. So sweet, so earnest. His heart squeezes in his chest as he accepts Jee’s card.
And— it is just about the cutest fucking thing Eddie’s ever seen, honestly.
The card, clearly handmade, is shaped like a bumblebee. A yellow teardrop body, striped with crooked lines of black marker. Its head is shaped like a heart, with two pipe cleaner antennae sticking out, and this teeny tiny u-shaped smile and a pair of googly eyes glued to make up its face. The kicker, though, are the wings — two big, slightly misshapen pink hearts (clearly cut out by Jee-Yun herself) protruding from either side, each with a little message scribbled out in Jee’s loopy handwriting. The one on the left reads “BEE mine” and a grin breaks out across Eddie’s face, an amused chuckle slipping past his lips. The one on the right, though — it brings an embarrassing lump to Eddie’s throat as he reads, “Happy Valentine’s Day Uncle Eddie!”
Uncle Eddie.
Oh.
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13 Aug 2026
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Steve and Robin's Guide to Finding a Partner in Ten (not so) Easy Steps by eternalsunflowers (sunwrite)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Jul 2026
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Both plagued by an inability to sleep post-Starcourt, Steve and Robin stumble together in what turns into a shared routine of late night drives. What starts as a way to find some semblance of rest quickly turns into something more – something neither of them has ever had: the truest and deepest of friendships.
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Steve and Robin try to process what happened in s3 canon. This ends up taking them on a journey neither of them expected.
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13 Aug 2026
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It's just — every time he walks in, a skip to his step like he's still surprised he's allowed to be here — all she can see is his new key-chain jiggling against his keys, a gift he'd shown to anyone willing to look; Tanner made it himself, Abby let him give it to me for my sobriety anniversary. No, he doesn't know that's why, he's five. Isn't it great?
And it is, she'd thought — said — absently. He fought so hard to keep his relationship to his children, to his now ex-wife, even as he went through the motions of rehab and recovery and constant HR meetings and random piss tests everyone conspicuously pretended weren't happening. He'd fought so hard, of course it's great.
Or it would be, Mel thinks, ducking away with lukewarm coffee in hand, if she didn't know the image of that key-chain like the palm of her hand.
Or, rather, like the soulmark on the back of her knee.
[or: soulmateism made literal]
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11 Aug 2026