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Hanbin turns into a 3 year old child somehow when hao is away. How will the jebis take care of him while hiding this from hao?!?
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The pov of this fanfic is such that you are watching camboy hao put up a show for you while he talks to the camera(readers/you), his assitant, hanbin appears from time to time who serves as a proxy for the audience.
orHi loves, haohao speaking. if you wanna have some fun, click on the link ;)
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Hanbin comes back home and sees three haos?! Hao from boys planet, hao from the present timeline and hao from the future, and they all want him.....they NEED him.
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A fic where you try to flirt with Zhang Hao and then hanbin comes and beats the shit out of you. by Asthapastaaaaaa
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
04 Jan 2026
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Pretty self explanatory title ......I actually made a random ass tweet about writing a fic where reader tries to flirt with hao and then hanbin comes and beats the shit out of reader AS A JOKE but then oomfs started asking to seriously write it so here I am 🤷🏻♀️ also reader ends up watching bnb have sex too so there's that too
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“Hanbin, don’t cross the fucking line.” hao gritted his teeth.
“You wouldn’t be so offended if I wasn't telling the truth,” Hanbin shoved hao away from his grip.
“How many men like him do you ‘entertain’ for money?” he asked in an ugly tone.Hao’s breath hitched. “Sung Hanbin. You are a fucking psycho.”
Hanbin’s eyes darkened. “And you are a whore. Ready to open your legs for any ma-” The echo of a ruthless smack shattered the air as it ran across the entire room. Hanbin’s head snapped to the side, his cheek burning and red.“H-how dare you.” Hao's voice trembled, tears of anger and humiliation pooling up in his bloodshot, red eyes.
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sung hanbin being toxic and a piece of shit, like *really* toxic and a piece of shit.
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“I think Mr. Min just hasn’t figured out how to appreciate his partner just yet or how to try things his way.”
Matthew doesn’t respond, sipping his drink and biting back his response.
Hanbin’s chopsticks pause mid air and he squints his eyes at Matthew. “What is it?”
“It’s nothing. I’m just wondering if you’re interested in appreciating Mr. Zhang the way his boyfriend can’t.”
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- Part 1 of My Therapist Says Series
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27 Jan 2026
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“I could find another stupid pool to clean and fix anywhere,” Hanbin starts, moving his fingers so he can grab Zhang Hao’s chin and prevent him from moving away or breaking eye contact. “But finding another Zhang Hao is impossible. I’d be crazy to waste the chance of being in hyung’s company.”
“Not everyone agrees with that statement, Sung Hanbin.”
“Well, it’s their loss then,” He says, grinning mischievously at him. He’s so pretty it hurts, and right now, more than ever before, Zhang Hao really wants to kiss him. “I won’t complain, though, since I get to have more of you to myself.”
OR; Zhang Hao has been in a loveless marriage for the past six years, and finds everything he was looking for in the form of the newly hired pool guy.
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17 Feb 2025
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the way to a man's heart (is an inkigayo sandwich) by haobinism (Not_Somebody)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
30 May 2023
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Hanbin wasn’t the type of person you’d expect to be on bad terms with anyone.
He was quite the opposite, in fact. Words like ‘social butterfly’, or ‘easy going’ would be a criminal understatement of his super-human social competencies. Not getting into conflicts is something he kind of prides himself on.
So picture the situation now: The Sung Hanbin has found himself caught in a feud. One he himself started, no less.
The subject of his ire, however, is not a person. And perhaps therein lies the cracks in his social prowess. While he may be an expert with matters of the human mind and heart, knows how and when to deploy flowery language and disarming smiles as easily as a flick of the wrist, he is stumped when the opponent before him does not possess the ability to perceive.
Said soulless object of Hanbin’s troubles comes in the shape of a tightly cling-wrapped triangular block, golden and red fillings of jam-like consistency squished between thick, fluffy layers of white.
In other words: Yes, Sung Hanbin was beefing with a sandwich.
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17 Feb 2025