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    Summary

    Hanbin turns into a 3 year old child somehow when hao is away. How will the jebis take care of him while hiding this from hao?!?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,391
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4,302
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    Summary

    The pov of this fanfic is such that you are watching camboy hao put up a show for you while he talks to the camera(readers/you), his assitant, hanbin appears from time to time who serves as a proxy for the audience.
    or

    Hi loves, haohao speaking. if you wanna have some fun, click on the link ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,457
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    6,178
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    Summary

    Hanbin comes back home and sees three haos?! Hao from boys planet, hao from the present timeline and hao from the future, and they all want him.....they NEED him.

    Or
    Hanbin gets passed around like a blunt among 3 haos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3,889
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    Summary

    Pretty self explanatory title ......I actually made a random ass tweet about writing a fic where reader tries to flirt with hao and then hanbin comes and beats the shit out of reader AS A JOKE but then oomfs started asking to seriously write it so here I am 🤷🏻‍♀️ also reader ends up watching bnb have sex too so there's that too

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,576
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    Summary

    “Hanbin, don’t cross the fucking line.” hao gritted his teeth. 

    “You wouldn’t be so offended if I wasn't telling the truth,” Hanbin shoved hao away from his grip. 
    “How many men like him do you ‘entertain’ for money?” he asked in an ugly tone.

    Hao’s breath hitched. “Sung Hanbin. You are a fucking psycho.” 
    Hanbin’s eyes darkened. “And you are a whore. Ready to open your legs for any ma-” The echo of a ruthless smack shattered the air as it ran across the entire room. Hanbin’s head snapped to the side, his cheek burning and red.

    “H-how dare you.” Hao's voice trembled, tears of anger and humiliation pooling up in his bloodshot, red eyes.

    or
    sung hanbin being toxic and a piece of shit, like *really* toxic and a piece of shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,691
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,802
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    Summary

    Hao can't give hanbin a child. He believes a man like hanbin deserves it. He deserves a legacy, a better life.
    So hao steps aside and sets hanbin free.

    Or
    Zhang hao stages an act (cheating) to make hanbin dump him because his insecurities get the best of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,143
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    Summary

    Hanbin has failed biology too many times and now is stuck with a supplementary class all alone. His teacher-Zhang hao realises that books can't help the boy so he demonstrates how a vagina looks by showing his own.

    P.E teacher- Sung hanbin and Biology teacher- Zhang hao have a lil fun ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    5,905
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    Summary

    Basically hao posts a sexy tiktok to rile hanbin up, his plan works and then he ragebaits Hanbin to have hate sex with him. They keep arguing even during sex🫣

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,854
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,300
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    Summary

    Hao, an omega, is adopted by a wealthy politician beta couple as a child, but instead of being embraced as family, Mrs. Sung turns him into unpaid help. He scrubs floors, cooks, runs errands — always “yes, Madam,” he isnt allowed to call her 'mom' and his supposed dad, Mr. Sung always stays distant too. Their biological son, Hanbin, is “Young Master,” for hao and not a brother… yet he’s the only warmth in the house. Hanbin sneaks Hao snacks after long chores, covers for him when he’s exhausted, and shields him from Madam’s temper. The exploitation becomes routine, but Hanbin’s quiet care keeps Hao from feeling entirely invisible.

    or

    hao is always exploited by his adoptive parents who adopted him just to appear on the good side of the public. but their son, hanbin, he treats hao differently....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,484
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2,238
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    Summary

    Gyuvin and Ricky fall in love at first sight, and after a year together, they’re ready to spend their lives with each other. Their brothers—Hanbin, who adores Ricky, and Hao, who treasures Gyuvin—fully support their relationship. But when Hanbin and Hao finally meet to discuss the wedding, something between them snaps. They part ways furious, both declaring that Gyuvin and Ricky can never be together. Overnight, Hanbin turns cold and forbids the relationship, while Hao refuses to even hear Gyuvin’s name—leaving the two lovers desperate to understand what tore their brothers apart.

    or
    Gyuvin and Ricky are deeply in love and ready to marry. But when their older brothers:
    Hanbin and Hao finally meet, they storm in opposite directions—and venomously start forbidding the relationship. Just what has happened between them in the past for them to act this way?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,803
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3,418
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    Summary

    Look, Hao wasn't stupid. This man didn't say anything about leaking his photos, but hao was sure he would threaten him if he didn't listen to the man. Hao didn't have any other option, but to obey.
    "What a cute slut. You like rubbing your pussy? Your messy clit?" Hanbin rasped out.
    "...mhm..." Hao answered helplessly.
    "Fuck. Are you wet right now?" Hanbin spat.
    "W--what?! No!" Hao flushed red, feeling very embarrassed.
    "lair. I know sluts like you. You are wet, aren't you?" He warned again.
    "N-no....I am not!" Hao denied, panicking.

     

    or
    where hao somehow convinces his soft boyfriend--hanbin to roleplay as a creepy technician who finds Hao’s private video on the tablet he’s repairing for hao, and uses it to blackmail him. It’s supposed to be pretend… but Hanbin turns out to be a little too good at acting the part. Hao loves it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    5,524
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    Summary

    "Imagine if your ex sees you dating someone better than him." Hanbin pointed at himself cockily . "Someone more popular, someone more handsome—- he will definitely feel embarrassed and it will hurt his ego, then he will come back to you!"

    Now this made hao think. "You do have a point...." He pondered.

    "Yes and Yuna will see me dating you, she will get jealous and come back to ME. It's a total win-win situation! Two birds with one stone." Hanbin nodded.

    “But…i still have a weird feeling about this. Y-you don't know Seojun.” hao looked away.

    “That fucker doesnt know me.” Hanbin scoffed.

     

    or

    Hanbin and Hao both get dumped by their exes---Yuna and Seojun, who start dating each other. so Hanbin and Hao---who are complete strangers by the way, decide to fake date each other and make their exes jealous to get them back! but they might have fallen in love with each other instead in the process.....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,983
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3,966
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    Summary

    Hanbin cant seem to understand how his corns keep disappearing even after he has kept his racoon-hybrid, Hao to look after the corn farm. Soon enough he finds out the annoying little corn thief was hao himself---so hanbin gives him a nice punishment, to make sure hao never dares to steal again.

    (inspiration credits: @haopplesauce on twt :D)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,983
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4,434
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    Summary

    hao and hanbin have a fight because hao misunderstands that hanbin's cheating. He ends up going to soobin for comfort but hanbin spots them, gets jealous and deflies hao in the backseat of a car until he passes out.

    (Basically the origin story of why hao started calling hanbin a psycho so much lately)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    7,834
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    Summary

    based on the repo where hao said he and hanbin had a fight before meeting his mom and they took an awkward selca in the taxi <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,706
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3,073
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    Summary

    Hao is feeling horny asf but hanbin seems to find his game more interesting so hao helps himself out, right there, beside hanbin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3,809
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    Summary

    Now hanbin had done a ton of weird stuff in his life. But running around in his university hallways, with a half hard cock— in a tank top and boxers, wasn't on his bingo this year.

    or
    Zhang Hao and Sung Hanbin hate each other because they both have a crush on the same girl. So what happens next? one of them gets the girl like any other average rom com love triangle? well, about that.....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,115
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4,297
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    Summary

    Zhang hao or neul, a prostitute and escort---had accepted that this was his life: to serve as a mere commodity, an object to be used and thrown away for the rest of his life.

    until he met sung hanbin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,819
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,688
  19. Tags
    Summary

    hao and hanbin end up having a fight :(
    so hao decides to do something nice for hanbin ;)
    (in a puppy outfit)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3,416
  20. Tags
    Summary

    The title is pretty self explanatory..... This is just pure PURE filth (basically phone sex and hao rides a sunscreen bottle....yeah...)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,809

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