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We're Jedi. We've totally got this. by mytimeconsumingsidehobby
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Nov 2023
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In which Obi-Wan and friends find themselves flung through time and space back into their much younger bodies thanks to the Force. Probably.
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My Witcher Isn’t Working, Can I Get a Refund? by byronicmusings
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2021
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Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.
No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.
Maybe not ever.
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You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?
Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.
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i hurt (but for you it is worth it) by HappyCatTail
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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He should really inform the clones that Jedi have more sensitive hearing when they’re using the force. It would help them protect their secrets. He should inform them a lot about the Jedi actually. Maybe it’ll help them trust him more.
He didn’t begrudge them their caution however. These men had nothing. No one but each other to rely on. It’s only fair they would not trust him. It would take time and he was willing to wait for eternity.
Obi-Wan hissed as his hand touched his bare chest and the bleeding cut that spanned the entire width of his upper chest.
The real question was whether he could survive the festering wounds the Clones unknowingly left on him before that eternity or die trying.
The Jedi were known as empaths. To the rest of the galaxy, that just meant they could sense others feelings. However, the Jedi knew differently.
To be a Jedi was to experience other’s affections as paint strokes on their skin. To feel their hatred as bleeding cuts and wounds that are slow to heal.
And the Jedi were determined to keep it a secret from their Clones.
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We Still Remember, We Who Dwell Beneath the Stars by Small_Cat
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Sep 2024
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is killed by Vader on Mustafar. Cody is killed by Vader nearly two decades later.
Cody wakes up on Korda VI, and Obi-Wan wakes up at the Jedi temple. And why are they so small?!
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Suicidal Misunderstandings by nevertheless_turtle
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan scarcely a few years into his desert exile is (quite unexpectedly) thrown back in time to the height of the Clone Wars. This is, in fact, SO unexpected that he reasonably (if incorrectly) assumes he is experiencing a spice-induced hallucination. After enjoying spending time with his lost loved ones, he decides he really needs to wake up before he dies of dehydration. When intense meditation fails, he tries to break the illusion through more...EXTREME measures (check the tags). Panic from all parties ensues.