CrashedKayak_4_Life
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we are in a lot of trouble (very seldom await the love that I call trouble) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
15 May 2026
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the gals take a break from the horrors (and their drinks) to make out
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 407
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 72
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Forever We Rotate (always apart) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
04 May 2026
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Daisuke's thoughts on Tim as they age on and on, yet are always apart.
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- Part 1 of a whole universe away~
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forced compliance by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Apr 2026
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the web forces Daisuke to go through the same day until it gets it desired results
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 178
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 67
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breathing hurts (but at least I'm comfy) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
24 Apr 2026
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It traps Daisuke there and it does not care, in this world where it's food is scarce betrayal became expected. Daisuke served it so loyally but now he's trapped in the constant pressure of being buried alive. He no longer is comforted by his patron- but tormented by it. Like he tormented the ones in his situation. He should feel regret, but he's too paralyzed by fear to do anything anymore.
Or; the Eyepocalypse doesn't end and Daisuke, previously a Buried Avatar, gets tormented by his patron-.
Series
- Part 1 of A World Corrupted Beyond Repair
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 636
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 27
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My Head, it Aches and I am Done. by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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I grunt in pain as my head throbs, again .
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 488
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 28
Recent series
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a whole universe away~ by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 May 2026
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Tim vast avatar, Daisuke buried avatar AU
- Words:
- 1,000
- Works:
- 1
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Torturing my OC's (like a good parent should!) by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Dec 2025
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a dump of my OC's stories
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- 3,530
- Works:
- 1
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Tim Archivist AU by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
09 Apr 2026
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Tim's the Archivist, shenanigans happen
- Words:
- 4,293
- Works:
- 8
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CrashedKayak_4_Life Jmart Week 2026 Entries by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)
09 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 2,648
- Works:
- 7
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CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD² by CrashedKayak_4_Life
Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Feb 2026
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They both go kaplowey at the same time *insert thumbs up emoji here*
- Words:
- 4,534
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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i hatch a plan, romantically by audax
Fandoms: Never Give Annabelle A Gun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
23 Jun 2025
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And suddenly, they’re very close to each other. A dark lock of hair curls over Butch's forehead, and a sudden warmth fills Annabelle's stomach. Butch's eyes are dark and endlessly deep, filled with such longing that Annabelle almost dares to hope. She can't tear her gaze away.
Butch opens their mouth, exhales shakily. Their cheeks are blotchy red. Before they can say anything, Annabelle takes both of their hands in hers, closes her eyes, gathers all her courage, and says—
"Let's rob a bank!" Goddammit.
or, Five times they rob a bank because Annabelle is too afraid to say I love you, and one time she says I love you instead.
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I’ll hide my chest and I’ll figure out a way to get us out of here by sunflowersandstardust
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Never Give Annabelle A Gun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
26 Jan 2026
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Butch has intense gender dysphoria and spirals. Luckily for them, they are not alone in this life
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Inside, In the Dark by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 May 2020
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Aziraphale’s nightmares about holy water are nothing new. After Armageddon, they feature a bathtub.
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Five times, Aziraphale watches Crowley die horribly in his dreams. One time, Crowley finds out about it.Series
- Part 8 of Ineffable Confessions of Love
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All This Anxiety feat. Mx. Sims by willis_in_yellow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Aug 2025
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"Martin?"
"Hm?"
"You know... If you would like... You could go sit with the others. I'm sure Tim and Sasha would love to have you."
"No, it's okay."
"Are you sure?"
"Mhm."
"Well... I'm not the best, uh, lunch companion." Well isn't that an understatement. "I'm not all that good at... Talking, per say."
"Oh, Jon, I promise-" He gets cut off.
"No, Martin. I swear, I won't be mad."
"Jon-" Cut off again.
"You really should just- you know- it would be better if-"
"Jon!"
Finally, Jon shuts up. "W-What?"
"It's fine, my love. I'm happy to sit with you."
Well then, if that didn't turn its cheeks red. "Ah... Alright then."
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Jon has major, major social anxiety and Martin offering to sit with them may or may not make everything worse. 3.8k words of me projecting my anxiety and experience with autism onto one of my favorite soggy british horrorpod men <3
Also Martin calls Jon pet names every chance he gets because i said so
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Four Times They Almost Had Sex, and One Time They Still Didn't by SongOnTheWind
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Aug 2022
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Falling into domesticity and their newfound relationship at Daisy's safe house, Jon begins to wonder why Martin hasn't asked him to have sex yet.
Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life
12 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
yermy nermy gay Bois being very yermy uhm, soup!