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Scout, Pyro, and Sniper get really high. That's it.
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If There's One Thing I Don't Believe In, It's You by DeathMetalForDessert
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
12 Oct 2024
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Herbert West doesn't believe in God. Daniel Cain is unsure.
This unsureness leads him to linger and loiter in his local church.
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Takes place during the "Meet The Medic" era.
"Out of all the things the Blu spy had imagined Ludwig would do, a Lobotomy wasn't anywhere close to the list."
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- Part 1 of Lobotomy Fortress 2
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The red engineer cheats on his medic. What's the logical solution to this situation? Getting a lobotomy of course.
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- Part 2 of Lobotomy Fortress 2
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Matthew could watch Carlos eat all day long.
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26 Nov 2025
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In a world where the numbers of alphas and omegas get lower every year the American government requires every alpha and omega citizen to have at least one child at the age of twenty-five. Several dating shows started following the search of attractive, young candidates for the right partner in a rather small dating pool. But some people are either unable or unwilling to bear children at a young age which led to the popular “fine wine”-edition of Mating island for candidates of thirty and upwards.
Hannibal Lecter is the most fought-over Bachelor on the island but would really appreciate going back to his hobby of murdering and eating people instead of having to father a child. Will Graham neither appreciates the lime light, nor wants to give his job in the FBI up to bear and raise a child. Will they find true love? (Answer: yes but with a lot of Cannibal jokes and murders in between)
“What would you wish for in a future partner?”
Will just sighed. “I hope they like to cuddle, fit in with the pack, are obedient and like to play fetch.”
Freddie´s nervous twitch in her cheek started up again. “You´re describing a dog.”
“Yes a dog, I want my future partner to be a dog.”
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21 Nov 2025
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When Hannibal met Will Graham (the man who had, three years prior, been mistaken for the Chesapeake Ripper), he expected amusement. What he got was his first taste of obsession. Dark and bitter in the back of his throat but achingly sweet on the tongue. He knew at once that this feeling, this Man, would consume him.
And Hannibal would consume Will right back.
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21 Nov 2025
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My friend sent me this porn. Do not perceive this. I’m sorry Ace
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"You know him?" Thanos asks as he tries to think of his own lyrics to go with the track that's still playing. "He produce for real, or is this a favor type thing?" Doesn't matter either way. Thanos has got a damn gift when it comes to getting people to do shit for him.
"That's the thing," Semi groans with a downright strange amount of frustration. "The guy's name is Namgyu, I'm pretty sure, and he's a composer. Like, the classical stuff at the beginning, that was his."
Thanos nods, even though he doesn't really get why she's saying this shit like she's reading him a prison sentence ending in the electric chair. "Soo...?" He asks slowly. "If he made that, he can definitely do the producing shit, too. It's just a different genre." It's true. As long as he's got an ear for what's good, and knows how to work the fancy ass machines, then Thanos should be solid.
"Well, the issue is that he would never do it," she shrugs.
"He'd do it for me," Thanos waves off. It's not even cocky or some shit. All he's got to do is hook the guy up with girls or drugs or an oil change, and he should be fine. "Why wouldn't he?"
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How Thanos and Namgyu make an album together and maybe fall in love.
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03 Mar 2025
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Running away, and other platonic activities. by SalrwaterTaffy
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
27 Feb 2025
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Thanos turned to face him, finally looking at him with tired eyes. He looked unsure, but spoke anyway, “What if we just ran away?” He said.
Nam-gyu blinked. “What?”
“You and me. We pack a suitcase each and fly across the world. Where nobody can recognize us. We can change our names and everything.”
Nam-gyu was frozen at the intense stare Thanos gave him, hopeful. Almost reverent. A stare he shouldn’t deserve to receive from anyone.
He knew he shouldn’t. There was no way fleeing the country with some guy he met during a death game who also happened to be his celebrity crush was a good idea. Absolutely not. It wasn’t even like Nam-gyu liked him all that much anymore. He was convenient, and they bonded over their shared situation. Aside from that, he was nothing to Thanos, and Thanos was nothing to him.
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28 Feb 2025