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    The Conclave is gone, The Breach in its place. Where there should have been a beacon of peace and hope there is only a source of death and destruction. Thedas is at a tipping point, the end of the beginning, and despite the many people desperately searching for answers, no one knows what the coming days will bring.

    Well, almost no one.

    Felicity Maria Pennel- general nerd and video game enthusiast- finds herself in a world she's only ever seen on her computer. How she got there and what she is meant to do are questions that easily get pushed to the back of her mind when she suddenly has to focus on surviving in a world quite unlike anything she's ever experienced.

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    04 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Stories from my sprawling Self-Insert, Modern Girl In Thedas AU.

    Hi, my name is Ember. I'm a modern polytheistic Pagan, spirit worker, trance medium, and dream worker. I'm also demisexual, genderfluid, polyamorous, and neurodiverse. And I sing a lot.

    I'm not a standard example of humanity in the real world. So I thought - what if someone like me got roped into being the Inquisitor?

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    01 Oct 2026

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    Dreamer- a mage capable of entering the Fade at will, without the aid of lyrium or blood magic.

    When Penelope has a weird nightmare about a man in a glowing cage she doesn't think much of it. At least not until she falls out of her nightmare and into his world.

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    30 Sep 2026

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    You'd think a video game lawyer could just drop into a pseudo-medieval universe filled with magic and demons and be totally okay with it, right?

    Nah.

    In the wake of her brother, Spencer's, disappearance, Belle dropped into Thedas with luggage, but without a clue. After a brief but memorable panic attack, she resolved to be the best goddamn lawyer Thedas had ever seen. Even if she was the only goddamn lawyer Thedas had ever seen. And even if that obstinate asshole, Cullen, wouldn't stop giving her the side-eye every time she walked into a room...Or every time he walked into a room with her in it...Or every time they walked into a room together...Or--Fuck it. You get it.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Samarra Bayart is a researcher, albeit one with a small Dragon Age obsession. So when she finds herself in Thedas, she's convinced she's in a dream... till she realizes she's not.

    Given the title of Oracle, she must carefully walk the line between using her knowledge of the game to guide the Inquisition, while protecting herself and her secrets.

    Can she put what she knows to get the best ending for the ones she cares for? Or will she crash and burn in the wolf's jaws?

    [Note: NSFW chapters will be marked with a *]

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Witness as an immovable object meets an unstoppable force and learns it's not so immovable as he once thought.

    This is a love story.

    ~or~

    The Crossroads are in chaos. An accident of fate frees Solas from his prison, but renders him unable to access his magic. Now he must work together with Rook to restore the Crossroads, clearing all traces of Blight. They just have to figure out how to not kill each other on the way.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    17 Sep 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 18

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    Hermione raised a finger: “Fact number one: you, Severus, are objectively hot as fuck. But also? Fact number two: you are tragically, catastrophically under-practiced.”
    Severus looked confused.
    “At sex, Severus,” she clarified, “You are tragically inexperienced at sex."
    Severus let out a small, appalled, defensive noise.
    Hermione raised an eyebrow: “And maybe even...virginal?”
    “Preposterous,” he scoffed. “By wizarding standards, I could be considered a slag.”
    A skeptical beat.
    “Really?” Hermione tilted her head. “You expect me to believe that in a life filled with espionage, torture, double-crossing, near-constant murder attempts, emotional chess with sociopaths, defying death, floating around Hogwarts like a Victorian grief apparition, and cleaning up after Dumbledore’s truly abysmal hiring decisions—you somehow penciled in time for a quick shag? Was that before or after you nearly became a snake snack?”

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    03 Sep 2026

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    I'm still cackling, read the attached work too

  9. Public Bookmark 16

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    “The truth is,” Lucius lowered his voice, “I’ve always been fascinated by them. But I only just found out they’re not a myth! Severus just confirmed they're actually real! They aren’t some cruel fantasy invented by Muggle-borns to torment wizards! They’re REAL, Draco! They're actually real! And just imagine: all that rapture! The shaking! The soft cries!"
    “Them, dad?” Draco was tired of his father's constant drama.
    Lucius looked behind them, then back at his son, and whispered: “Blowjobs.”
    Draco put the package of biscuits back on the shelf. “Absolutely not. There is no way I am going to talk to you about the ‘reality’ of blowjobs, Dad."
    “I didn’t know, Draco! ” Lucius's voice was tight. “I've spent all my life thinking—surely not. And the whole penis-falling-off bit was, obviously, quite alarming…”
    Draco stilled briefly. However, he really wanted to extricate himself ASAP, and decided he not to clarify further, no matter how alarming those words.
    “And, Draco—I want you to know this, son, because there is so much misinformation—Draco, you should know that your penis won't actually fall off. That's just a myth, Draco! My father was wrong! It won't fall off, just because it's been in someone's mouth!"

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    03 Sep 2026

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    For her, the partnership was nothing more than a request from Dumbledore.
    For him, enduring Potter’s insufferable know-it-all friend was simply another burden added to the countless others born from a promise made to the past.

    Neither of them imagined that within the isolation of the professors’ private laboratory there would be room for anything beyond books, ingredients, workbenches, and simmering cauldrons.

    The Prince and the Witch is a story about acceptance, renunciation, redemption, courage — and the possibility of a happy ending, even for someone who once believed “always” had been buried forever.

    Set during the events of Half-Blood Prince and following the canon through Deathly Hallows, this is a canon-aligned divergence told in third person, with narrative focus on Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. The war unfolds in parallel, while the story remains centered on what they live, hide, lose, and choose in the shadows of it.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    A fertility crisis. A ticking clock. A desperate Minister seeking creative solutions before the Wizengamot forces through a Marriage Law.
    When standard fertility treatments fail to address the post-war population crisis, Professors Granger and Snape must explore… alternative methodologies.

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    What happens when you give two lonely overachievers an impossible deadline and tell them the fate of the wizarding world depends on their ability to get extremely thorough about procreation.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Professor Severus Snape was not a pleasant man. He was not Hermione Granger's favourite person at Hogwarts, or even in the world. But because of her compassion, she gave him hope to be happy and survive the war. She just gave him two reasons to live and that was enough to let go of his dreadful past and the woman he loved for the past two decades. Post GoF; AU; Time-Turner fic.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    "Do you love me?" asked Hermione. "I do. Since 1970," he replied.

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    01 Jul 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 25

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    It's been three years since the Inquisition learned who he was and so far their efforts against him have failed spectacularly. No longer touched by anything but his sole remaining purpose, Solas has become colder than ever before, which is of course the perfect time for Lavellan to make an appearance with a demand that slaps the ice out of the Dread Wolf's veins.

    Were she there to kill him this might have been a very short story.

    This was supposed to be a one shot designed to dislodge two years worth of writers block, it has mutated into something that will require more chapters.

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    09 Apr 2025

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    Lavellan is tired, and Solas can free her.

     

    Read when you want to feel something so devastating it becomes heart-rending and beautiful

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    I broke down El'vhen into component parts and replaced the elided apostrophes. This is still fan fic, because despite having a linguistics minor, I could be very wrong. But if I'm not too far off, it should give us the tools to make new words.

    It's mostly all translated from canon sources, Katiebour's Cypher, and the wiki.

    This dictionary, as much as I adore it & will continue working on it, is an absolute time sink. I could put more time into it if I had supporters for my knowledge & the time I use for it. My patreon is here: https://www.patreon.com/kaijarayne even $1 a month is more than I had before.

    I am violently against AI. Do NOT put ANY of my work into ANY AI system, including Deep-L. I'm happy to provide phrases and translations if you ask.

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    I can't do anything about scrapers. But willfully putting my years of work on this project into any variety of AI is absolutely offensive.

    AI is *awful*. Putting someone else’s work into one is not only copyright violation, it means you should take a good, hard look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what are you doing?

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    11 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Elvhen dictionary fuck yeah

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    A soulmates AU focusing on the League and Hawks.

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    07 Sep 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 97

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    In which the doctor chooses an assistant for himself.

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    07 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bookmarking for more rereading because AO3 is cruel and won't let me kudos it everytime I read it again

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    Egyptian God Hawks needs followers and happens to stumble across a certain group of humans.

    The League and the rest of the world are just real Confused.

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    25 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Praise Geb for speaking this author into existence, Hawks as a Desert Sands God because Set was grew bored of caring for a particular piece of land is a genius idea. Nut would ABSOLUTELY adore Hawks and give him free reign of her domain. His obsession with Pretty and Gold and all things worshipper related is so fucking amazing. Just 10/10

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    12 Feb 2022

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    *sobs in representation*
    The characters are beautifully done without straying fully from og rep. Its also softer than my meltdown stuffie 👀

  20. Public Bookmark 39

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    I couldn't write ZADR back in 2006, so I'm writing it now. This is for fun, not serious. Here there be fluff with minimal complications.

    A wonderful podfic for the full series has been created by MiladyMorningstar!

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    06 Feb 2022

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    DISGUSTINGLY CUTE. DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP BULLSHIT UP THE FUCKIN WAZOO AND MY HEART IS SQUIGGLY

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