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  1. Alnifena Lavellan by

    Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games)

    10 Apr 2026

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    Alnifena Lavellan!

    Grew up in Slavery (BOO!) Outlived her Master (YAY!) Got slammed into the Fade (BOO!) She's immortal now (YAY!) She outlives her loved ones (BOO!) She collects the fractured history of Elvhenan (YAY!) She gets fucked up at the Conclave (BOO!).... does this story continue with another yay?

    Crack threatened with seriousness, because it's Thedas and Thedas sucks massively for the Elvhen.

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  2. Harry Potter and Quirks, what could go right? by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    05 Nov 2024

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  3. Cupids and Anti-Cupids by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    15 Feb 2024

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  4. Legion of Vigilantes by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    07 Nov 2023

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  5. Buzzfeed Unsolved AU by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

    03 Nov 2019

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    No Longer A Game by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition  

    31 May 2021

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    The Conclave is gone, The Breach in its place. Where there should have been a beacon of peace and hope there is only a source of death and destruction. Thedas is at a tipping point, the end of the beginning, and despite the many people desperately searching for answers, no one knows what the coming days will bring.

    Well, almost no one.

    Felicity Maria Pennel- general nerd and video game enthusiast- finds herself in a world she's only ever seen on her computer. How she got there and what she is meant to do are questions that easily get pushed to the back of her mind when she suddenly has to focus on surviving in a world quite unlike anything she's ever experienced.

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    Chapters:
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    04 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

    The Emberquizzy Chronicles by ,

    Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition

    22 Sep 2022

    Summary

    Stories from my sprawling Self-Insert, Modern Girl In Thedas AU.

    Hi, my name is Ember. I'm a modern polytheistic Pagan, spirit worker, trance medium, and dream worker. I'm also demisexual, genderfluid, polyamorous, and neurodiverse. And I sing a lot.

    I'm not a standard example of humanity in the real world. So I thought - what if someone like me got roped into being the Inquisitor?

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    01 Oct 2026

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    Waking Dreams by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins  

    06 Apr 2018

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    Dreamer- a mage capable of entering the Fade at will, without the aid of lyrium or blood magic.

    When Penelope has a weird nightmare about a man in a glowing cage she doesn't think much of it. At least not until she falls out of her nightmare and into his world.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    30 Sep 2026

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    How to Win Wars and Influence Nobles by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types  

    21 May 2018

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    You'd think a video game lawyer could just drop into a pseudo-medieval universe filled with magic and demons and be totally okay with it, right?

    Nah.

    In the wake of her brother, Spencer's, disappearance, Belle dropped into Thedas with luggage, but without a clue. After a brief but memorable panic attack, she resolved to be the best goddamn lawyer Thedas had ever seen. Even if she was the only goddamn lawyer Thedas had ever seen. And even if that obstinate asshole, Cullen, wouldn't stop giving her the side-eye every time she walked into a room...Or every time he walked into a room with her in it...Or every time they walked into a room together...Or--Fuck it. You get it.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    A Whole New World by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition  

    17 Aug 2022

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    Samarra Bayart is a researcher, albeit one with a small Dragon Age obsession. So when she finds herself in Thedas, she's convinced she's in a dream... till she realizes she's not.

    Given the title of Oracle, she must carefully walk the line between using her knowledge of the game to guide the Inquisition, while protecting herself and her secrets.

    Can she put what she knows to get the best ending for the ones she cares for? Or will she crash and burn in the wolf's jaws?

    [Note: NSFW chapters will be marked with a *]

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    Comments:
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    23 Sep 2026