Elixir_if_I_wanna
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Our Lovely Home Together by Elixir_if_I_wanna for QueerOldDad (queerolddad)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 Jun 2025
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Greg can't shake his stupid desire to live with Alex
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Review of the Rearing of Alexs (Munus kyrios), the Development of Gregs and the Possible Imergence of a Third Sex by Elixir_if_I_wanna
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
19 May 2025
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Munus kyrios are a unique species, long thought to be two separate species, of Alexs and Gregs, recent research into their relationship indicates that they are instead sexually dimorphic forms of the same species (Munus kyrios). This review aims to cover what has been learned so far of Munus kyrios' nesting rearing habits as well as their clan structure.
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Alex has been playing gay chicken for years, why would playing with Greg be any different.
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Your Femine Figure by Elixir_if_I_wanna for QueerOldDad (queerolddad)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 May 2025
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Greg is tired of boring, masculine Alex, time for a change.
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Greg and Alex make each other as pancakes
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“Greg,” Alex said firmly, and Greg blinked, trying to focus on him. “Greg!”
“‘M fine,” Greg grunted, and something in Alex’s face tightened.
“You’re burning up,” Alex said, and for the first time, Greg realised that Alex’s hand was pressed against his cheek.
If he’d been more coherent, he probably would’ve been horrified by the way he leaned into the touch. As it was, Alex’s hand felt cool and sturdy and above all, safe, and Greg’s eyelids fluttered closed again as he leaned against it.
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- Part 5 of Taskmaster Collection
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Bookmarked by Elixir_if_I_wanna
14 Jun 2025
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“Are Alex Horne and Greg Davies in love?”
Knowing titters and nervous giggles rippled across the room.
“Well the answer is no, but I’ll be honest with you,” he paused, pressed a finger to his lips, letting the tension build just so. “Part of me... would quite like him to fuck me.”
…Wait.
Bookmarked by Elixir_if_I_wanna
15 May 2025
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If You're Under Him You Ain't Getting Over Him by suggsygirl
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
14 May 2025
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Alex learns that Greg is dating and really doesn't like it.
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- Part 1 of New Rules
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Bookmarked by Elixir_if_I_wanna
14 May 2025
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Alex runs himself into the ground and Greg takes him to his house in Spain for some relaxation.
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Bookmarked by Elixir_if_I_wanna
30 Jan 2025
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“By the way, I was wondering.”
Greg gives Alex a quizzical look.
“Which part of you would that be.”
Greg racks his brain but he can't make out how this follows any of the conversations they had in the last hour or so.
“What are you on about?”
“Which part of you would quite like to fuck me.”