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    This series was simply created to write things related to my TMNT OC because I love her

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    Kakashi was tired.

    A couple times he still second guessed himself. Wondered if it would be better to fail the team and let whatever happens to them happen.

    But every time he saw the photo of his old team, he remembered why he couldn’t.

    He couldn’t let that happen to them. This system had already screwed them over. The people who were supposed to care for them had done the opposite.

    Kakashi wasn’t going to be another adult who let these kids down.

    “I don’t know what’s going to happen. And maybe I’ll only make things worse…” Kakashi murmured softly to the framed photo at his bedside. “…But I have to try.”

    He had to. Or these pups were as good as dead.

     

    OR: Kakashi realizes how bullshit it is that Team Seven was even a team in the first place, and does things differently. Screw Hiruzen for putting him in this position.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Kakashi decides to be a good teacher. Problem: he doesn't know how to teach children. His solution? Train them and treat them like puppies.

    GIMME THAT FLUFF.

    c13

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    It was one cabin. Full of fleshlings he didn’t care about. The femme was pulled away by her helm, kicking and screaming—

    Megatron pulled Starscream away by his helm, kicking and screaming

    It was one cabin. Smeared in blood. The femme cowered, her two sparklings nestled behind her. Starscream lifted his talon. Impaled upon it was the body of Megatron the offending mech.

    AKA

    Starscream: the (accidental) patron god of the abused.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Starscream, Patron Saint of the Abandoned (Because he himself has been dumped more times than the fandom can count)

    Starscream (unintentionally) starts a religion (thank Linda)

    c7

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    In one world, Kakashi awoke, felt grieved at being assigned a team he sees his own in, and he let that grief make him a lazy teacher. He saw himself in Sasuke, Obito in Naruto, and Rin in Sakura. He woke, saw himself in them, and took a large step back, regretting accepting them as his new team. In another world he was quite hands off, merely a watcher because it was so very painful to watch. He saw himself and all his mistakes in this new team of his.

    In this world, Kakashi awoke, saw the similarities, and instantly panicked. He suddenly realized what he had done, passing a team. Kakashi was left scrambling not to repeat old mistakes and regrets. This team would not suffer the fate of his team.

    In this world, simply put, Kakashi became a teacher. This is the starting of a new Team seven.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Kakashi, deciding to be a good teacher, comes to the fantastic conclusion that he has to put his newly accepted Genin team through some Naked and Afraid-type shit for them to bond like a team (One in which they tolerate each other) (they're not actually naked... Only in underwear, still awkward though)

    Worst part? It actually worked

    I'm looking for this to reread because I love the premise and the fic that follows.

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    Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

    "A club," said Kakashi, flat.

    "Yep. A... babysitter's club."

    "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

    "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

    "In red and black."

    "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

    He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

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    (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Terrorists decide to babysit for a little blond jinchuuriki (Obito regains his fucking common sense)

    The least serious Akatsuki I'll ever read in my fucking life, but I love them anyway.

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    Mario and Luigi have been defending the city from Bowser for years, until something suddenly changes. Now all their lives are unbalanced, and Bowser decides to take advantage of a piece of tech he developed to get close to Luigi in disguise. It's just to get everything back on track, that's all! It won't lead to anything. It can't.

    Luigi would hate him if he ever found out...

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Megamind (or Mario) AU where Bowser is Megamind and Luigi is the equivalent of Roxanne (Well, Peach is the reporter so in theory it's Roxanne but... Yeah, Bowuigi yk)

    Mario is Metroman and we all know what that means (mf faked his death)

    Bowser is a good boss, but he still has the emotional intelligence of a damn potato.

    Hilarious as hell, I have to read it again