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“This isn’t right, is it? This is wrong—cosmically, existentially wrong. There ought to be rules against this.”
The other Doctor’s eyes are bright. “Maybe. But when have we ever met a rule we didn’t want to break?”
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27 Dec 2023
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two mistakes make a... quickie? by revelations_chapter_six
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Mar 2023
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Aziraphale really hadn't meant to send Crowley that dick pic.
But, fucking him up against the wall of the men's restroom, he's certainly not sorry he did it.
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02 Dec 2023
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and he that filleth, shall be filled also by yolkinthejump
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2021
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Crowley makes himself a treat.
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05 Nov 2023
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When Crowley and Aziraphale bump into each other in 41BC, it’s at a work event. Aziraphale’s been tasked by heaven to help reunite Rome under Marc Antony, and hell has assigned Crowley as the trusted advisor to Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt. It would take a real miracle (or at least a strong temptation) to broker peace between the rulers. Perhaps, the demon thinks, there’s something in it for him as well.
Squint between the lines of history, and you might just find a love story.
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07 Oct 2023
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After the lockdown, Crowley finds himself with a new preoccupation: Aziraphale's hands.
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28 Sep 2023
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A conversation about celestial and demonic duties post-Apocalypse-That-Wasn't leads Crowley to try and tempt Aziraphale into sex, just to prove he can do it.
Spoiler alert! He totally succeeds.
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28 Sep 2023
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Most Intimate Footing by Mackaley for MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2020
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“It wasn’t just the shoes, you fiend. It was you… playing footsie with me at dinner! Teasing me and being absolutely inappropriate and--fuck.”
Crowley slides his foot over his hard length and rests it there before pressing down. The gentle pressure is exquisite and he feels himself get harder as he rocks his hips into the arch of Crowley’s foot.
“Oh dear,” he mutters. “I think that’s actually quite nice.”
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16 Sep 2023
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Must he spell it out for him? “You could…” Aziraphale looks him up and down, then cocks his head towards the poncy fellow up on the balcony, raising his brows pointedly. “You know.”
Possess him? Crowley frowns and asks, “You think so?”
Aziraphale nods, eyes wide. The visual alone has instantly vaporized any alcohol content in his body.
“I—well.” Crowley considers it, then winces. “I haven’t actually poked inside someone since… oh, gotta be 71, I think. Antoine Gay. Bollocksed that one up.”
Aziraphale blinks, taken aback. In his (admittedly frequent) imaginings of Crowley in bed, he never envisioned him as the ‘poker’, necessarily. He seemed like he’d much rather enjoy getting poked instead. Repeatedly. Passionately. Perhaps up against an opulent pillar.
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13 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale strokes down one of his thighs. “Oh, poor thing,” he tutts, slipping his hand to the inside of Crowley’s leg. He rubs gently into the damp spread of spend there, “and so much. You could have said something, you know.”
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prompt: I am an anon of simple needs - Crowley, fully dressed, giving enthusiastic oral to his angel and getting so turned on he comes untouched while he’s doing it.
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12 Sep 2023
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"I’ve never been like this with anyone before,” said Aziraphale, sliding his fingers to touch Crowley’s wrist and caress the soft skin there. I don’t know how to love you properly, he wanted to say, but they hadn’t used that word yet.
“Me neither.” Crowley reached up with his free hand to touch Aziraphale’s cheek. “I just want to be with you, angel. However you like.”
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This kind of relationship is new for both Aziraphale and Crowley, and the angel is trying to navigate how to behave in this new scenario. But as Crowley suddenly gets paranoid about him leaving again, things evolve very quickly.
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12 Sep 2023
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Crowley might have been distracted by more than the thought of paperwork while helping Aziraphale perform the bullet trick.
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05 Sep 2023
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“Those were tasteful nudes,” Aziraphale says sharply. Really, now. The rest he can just about tolerate, but this is getting quite silly. When he glances at Crowley, he finds him looking over at him in the besotted sort of way he tends to whenever Aziraphale is getting feisty. “Surely the Almighty would allow,” Aziraphale goes on, “or indeed encourage us to celebrate the glory of the design — ”
“You have been using the Heavenly-issued telephones to send lewd photographs to one another?” Uriel interrupts. “The phones you were issued aren’t equipped with an image-taking function.”
“Ah,” Aziraphale says.
(Crowley says yes to Heaven. He and Aziraphale enjoy three fornication-filled weeks there before they’re banished for good.)
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03 Sep 2023
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This might have been a little ambitious. Written for Porn Battle XV for the prompt "acrobatic."
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10 Feb 2014
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Set in 1920s America. Sam doesn't want to be a cop, despite his dad's wishes, and he ends up stumbling into the life of a man named Crowley McLeod. He joins the mob, and finds himself more fascinated by the new work than he has been by than anything else in his life.
This was started for SRS 2013's Main Round One, and has been continued into a longer fic. You can find our submission, a selection from this fic and including a beautiful GIFset by mooseleys, in the inspirations.
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19 Nov 2013
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For cmcross, who prompted: "Crowley writes Sam (love?) letters and leaves them in increasingly not-so-secret places. Sam worries about Dean finding them and flipping his shit." Doesn't exactly cover the prompt, but it's still got letters.
Starts sometime after "Survival of the Fittest". Lots of pictures, sorry.
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17 Nov 2013
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Slight AU in which Will confronts Hannibal at his office after realizing his therapist is the Chesapeake Ripper. Hannibal makes the best of a bad situation, as is his wont. Loosely follows my other fic "Session 17."
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03 Jul 2013
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It started when Will was kept at a crime scene longer than anticipated.
It leads to a lot of flirting via text message and ends rather differently than Will would have anticipated.
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03 Jul 2013
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Random smut with no plottttt - Tony masturbates while Rhodey watches. Then oral. Yay! Probably more 616 than anything…??
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30 Apr 2013
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“So I can go then?”
Harvey smiles, slowly, and shakes his head. “No.”
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19 Mar 2013
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It's Exactly What It Looks Like by kisstheboy7 (chickenshithypocrite)
Fandoms: Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
10 Mar 2013
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Enjolras has amazing composure. Grantaire doesn't care as long as he doesn't push him out of his lap.
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12 Mar 2013