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if you put this scene on a movie screen (is it called a happy end?) by Neleothesze
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2021
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"The first point in the charter for Systems of Happiness states that: 'For the purpose of narrative drama, forced metempsychosis will be applied mainly to orphans, terminal patients, and poor, disaffected college students.' Underneath the first point, some enterprising soul has scrawled: 'at a pinch, just grab a ridiculously average guy the audience can relate to'.
Nowadays, almost all systems treat this line as gospel. System 9566 however… It vanishes manhole covers in front of rich housewives and promising scientists. It poisons happily married businessmen with two and a half kids and a house in the suburbs then transmigrates them into the Big Damn Hero they never wanted to be.
Unknown to almost everyone, Ning Xue is the happiest person in B city. Now how can System 9566 let that go?"
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Ning Xue is somewhat resigned to the fact that's she's been forcefully transmigrated. Thank the ancestors that it's a BL novel. In the world of danmei, women can only be cannon fodder(*) so she can just focus on cultivating immortality!
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august 2021 New extras from chapter 9 and onwards. -
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Ardyn and Aera's well-deserved happily ever after (with a side of revenge on the gods) written in a series of 75 interconnected drabbles, each exactly 100 words long.
“Tormented by the illusion of his beloved, Ardyn ultimately accepted his role in Bahamut’s Prophecy. Instead, less than a year after the attack on Insomnia, fearing for his newborn son's life, it was young King Regis who faltered.
‘He wants an accord with Adagium?’ Bahamut thundered ‘The gall!’ [...] On the astral plane, Aera was forced to kneel before the Draconian while he decreed her new destiny: somehow, she had to subdue the Chancellor of Niflheim, her former fiancé, whom Bahamut had once chosen as the King of Light but now proclaimed anathema.”
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"Something went wrong when transferring Hotaru's neural impulses into the newest iMind.
Mind mapping technology had advanced by leaps and bounds and, yielding to her grandkids' pleas, sixty-four year old Kita Hotaru had finally signed the documents and set a date for the procedure.
On the morning of the 2nd of June, in a small hospital bed, the anesthetic lulled mrs Kita to sleep. The wakeup was far more painful and sudden, a tiny body dropping in the middle of a dirt road."Reality isn't a creation of the mind. And yet here she is, sixty-four going on ten, forever young in a world where the young are the first to die.
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"Feast on mortal flesh to heal your wounds! But don't do it around any polite folk. Have some decorum, please!" Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide
"The General accepts the request like she always does, with a nod and a smile, promising to do her best to arrive there in time. It's a week-long journey to Hangman’s Alley if the weather holds. It almost never does.
In this instance, it suits her well."
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Malika Cadash has a healthy sense of self-preservation. And before the massive clusterfuck that was the Conclave job, it served her pretty well.
So maybe her self-preservation took a little battering when she decided she'd help the crazy humans close the hole in the sky... and a little more when she said, sure, why not mess with the Tevinter magister in possession of time-travel hocus-pocus... and a little more when she propositioned the angry, incredibly hot elf she got stuck with in the cave-in... who turned out to be an ancient elven god...
But hey, at least the sex is fantastic. She bet Solas' dreams never showed him anything like this.
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The Shijie Imperative by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2024
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Xiao'Beiye did *not* sign up for this.
No.
Absolutely not.
Death was bad enough, but having to endure a second life on top of it?
Rejected. Blocked. She'd like a refund now please.
Worst yet...she was in some version of a historically inaccurate and anachronistic Ancient Fantasy China in the middle of what might-have-been an assassination attempt. One that was probably going to end with her either dead or married off far too young. The only light in her particular tunnel?
Running away to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, where they didn't care about your social status or wealth, only your potential as a cultivator. The only problem was, she *knew* that name. She knew what it implied about the future of the world around her.
And she was *not* going to stand for it.
No matter what she had to do - or who she had to piss off - to save the decent kid she met at the disciple selections, and his slave-brother, from a fate that could turn out far worse than death.
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24 Jul 2026
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The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2026
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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The Mondstadtan Election Debacle by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jan 2026
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Every three years, Mondstadt holds an election to determine who will be the next representative of the people’s interests on the ruling council alongside the Knights and the Church. Unfortunately for him, this year’s winner is Venti.
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28 Jan 2026
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I would not have it any other way by orphan_account
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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He had watched Morax dream before. He watched the weight in his brow soften, the lines of war fade from his mouth. There had been mornings where neither of them spoke for hours—just shared the silence, the kind that made the world feel still.
Wouldn’t he have remembered that?
Barbatos closed his eyes.
Maybe fate was unwinding in different directions.
(Or—Venti and Zhongli find themselves back during the time of the Archon War and everyone else is confused about their pining asses.)
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God, a Sinner and an Atheist Nun Walk Into a Bar... by Jazz_intown for Midori__99
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jul 2025
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When Rosaria hears that Venti is banned from church - a feat so great, it has not been achieved by anyone in history until now - she makes it her mission to find out what exactly he did, and how she can do it, too. Instead, she uncovers something much more sinister...
Or: top four pranks that went too far.
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