Paradoxical_Pendulum
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Maybe I Could be Kinder to Myself - Maybe it Wouldn't Hurt by Paradoxical_Pendulum
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2024
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The axe breaks, but you are still here. Or, maybe Tommy doesn't have to be self-destructive all the time.
Alternatively, I haven't consumed any content related to this fandom in quite literally years, but goddamn if this character isn't a perfect receptacle for my emotions.
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- Part 2 of Was it the worst? You’d never know
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- English
- Words:
- 188
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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In which Tommy supposedly isn’t visibly hurt enough to justify feeling traumatized and getting help.
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- Part 1 of Was it the worst? You’d never know
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Just a moment, then maybe he wouldn’t be so tired. ficlet :)
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- English
- Words:
- 64
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 71
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In which Mumbo and Grian face their supposedly last moments on a doomed world.
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- English
- Words:
- 202
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- 1/1
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- 10
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- 118
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Sooooo..... uh, Virgil is a spider, and that’s all there really is too it.
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- Part 1 of Creepy Crawly Death Dealers
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Was it the worst? You’d never know by Paradoxical_Pendulum
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2024
- Words:
- 393
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So uhh... this is mostly gonna be short, 10 chapter max stories about Virgil being part spider? I am DEFINITELY taking prompts/requests, and you can submit them through a comment on any of my works! If you do submit a comment, be warned that I may not finish the work until like a month later!
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- 3,208
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
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- Part 1 of Most Of The Time, We Don't Have Anyone
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,923
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 704
- Kudos:
- 3,328
- Bookmarks:
- 982
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- 45,105
Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
23 Jun 2026
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Grace remembers he's not a human.
Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
17 Jun 2026
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"Rocky is..." Rocky paused. The sound he made was low, the Eridian equivalent of a long exhale, the kind that preceded news that was anything except good. "...not well."
There was no such thing as a safe dose of radiation. No threshold below which you were one hundred percent safe.
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- Part 4 of PHM fics
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"So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"
Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.
"My AO3 stats?!"
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- Part 5 of PHM fics
- Part 4 of work skin fics
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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- Part 1 of The Astrobiology Immersion Program
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,280
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 3,009
- Kudos:
- 13,885
- Bookmarks:
- 4,499
- Hits:
- 157,191
Bookmarked by Paradoxical_Pendulum
08 Jun 2026