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    Fred here. If you are reading this, congratulations on either excellent taste or criminal behaviour. This is the documented history of how my twin brother and I accidentally acquired a small feral celebrity, discovered he had been living on spite and crumbs, and responded in the only reasonable manner: emotional attachment, light surveillance, and increasingly reckless loyalty. There will be schemes, deeply intelligent observations (mine), poor decisions (usually also mine), and the ongoing mystery of why adults keep failing children so consistently. If at any point you think we are overreacting about Harry Potter, you are wrong.

    George here, writing because Fred can’t be trusted unsupervised with narration. Let me be clear: if Harry Potter so much as sighs in a suspicious manner, I will notice. If someone hurts his feelings, I will know. If someone hurts him, I will become difficult to prosecute. He has the tragic habit of acting like crumbs are feasts and kindness is charity, which is frankly offensive to me personally. So yes, we fuss. Yes, we hover. Yes, we would cheerfully commit several light felonies for his wellbeing. That is called love, and if you’ve got a problem with it, form a queue.

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    03 May 2026

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    Harry Potter is betrayed and abandoned by the Wizarding World. Found guilty of a series of crimes he didn't commit and sentenced to life without the possibility of parole in Grindelwald's old cell at Nurmengard, Harry quickly becomes depressed with his lot in life and finally begins to see death as his only escape. The Fates, however, have other ideas...

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    14 May 2025

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    01 Apr 2025

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    Fred rolled up his sleeve with a kind of reverence he didn’t quite understand, pulse hammering against his ribs. Across his skin, fresh ink-dark lines had bloomed, curling into an intricate cluster of chrysanthemums and edelweiss, delicate but vivid. George, cursing under his breath, yanked up his own sleeve. His mark mirrored Fred’s in style, but instead of chrysanthemums, marigolds were woven between the same soft-edged edelweiss.

    And at the center of both designs, unmistakable even in their fresh inked starkness—

    H.J.P.

    A sharp inhale came from their side of the table.

    “That’s—” Verity started, eyes darting between the both of them, then down the table.

    Fred and George didn’t need to look to know exactly where their gazes would land.

    Harry James Potter.

    Oblivious, Harry finally stabbed a piece of treacle tart with his fork, frowning at whatever had been occupying his thoughts moments before.

    Fred turned to George. George turned to Fred.

    Well.

    Shit.

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    22 Mar 2025

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    Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.

    Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.

    With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.

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    25 Feb 2025