Saltyrocks
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In which Impulse definitely doesn't have a crush, he's just crushed by failing his responsibilities and intrigued by the very loud bartender trying to make them a pair of rivals.
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- Part 1 of Mafia AU Drabbles
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Once, a trio found themselves separated, left believing the other two had met a brutal death.
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Days of Sandy Beaches and Friendly Banter by Saltyrocks for sockablock
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
06 Mar 2019
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A lot happens in two weeks! The Mighty Nein took a road trip down to Nicodranas to spend days on the ocean-side sand and make connections...
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soulless tango/metal demons au by 12u3ie, roundtriptojupiter, Saltyrocks, septarianflare, SilverWolf53 (AidenPlays)
Fandom Hermitcraft RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
03 May 2021
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Shinobi seem to harbour this bizarre impression that civilians are somehow... soft.
Sakura aims to disabuse them of this notion.
(The one where Sakura is a farmer's daughter, and knows better than most the value of hard work and, more importantly, the importance of co-existence within an ecosystem.)
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Bookmarked by Saltyrocks
24 Sep 2026
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Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.
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“Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”Or
ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.
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24 Sep 2026
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There’s more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission.
AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.- Language:
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22 Sep 2026
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Genuinely a beautiful fic that strides in elegantly and leaves at just the right moment, exactly as Naoki herself would do
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It was supposed to be a joke, universe. He didn't want to be Kakashi Hatake in any shape, way, or form, but now he was.
He just has to deal with it, so he does—in his own, special way, of course! By pulling out every Wish Fulfillment Naruto Cliche and Trope out of the book.
It's too bad that he's in a crack fic that already had a star of its own.
i.e.
In which OCbito has to deal with a wildly OOC Kakashi, who is actually KOCkashi, and because they're both idiots, neither realize that BOTH of them are OC-inserts flailing and fucking canon into a ditch.- Language:
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30 Aug 2026
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He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.
Because apparently that's how the universe works now.i.e.
In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for canon in the least.Series
- Part 1 of introducing, the court jester
- Part 1 of unraveling Naruto canon with OCbito Uchiha
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29 Aug 2026