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throw a penny (for my children) by Teahound
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
23 Apr 2026
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In the Hyrule Plaza, there's a little frozen yogurt place called Yogurt Kingdom. There, a bunch of high school seniors (Zelda, Link, Revali and Mipha) make minimum wage-- and lifelong friendships.
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13 days after he cuts off the arm of the man he loves, Ambrosius Goldenloin realizes Ballister is online. He could send him a message.
(Ambrosius Goldenloin and the seven messages he doesn't send. And the one he does.)
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Tubbo reflects on words spoken and unheard.
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Three hours ago, Cleo woke up dead between Q (science) and R (medicine) in the library.
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Technoblade is in a bit of a pickle. For better or worse, there’s a few forces at work to help him out.
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it's so easy in this blue by Fire_Fly464, Teahound
Fandom Merely Players, Merely Players S1
25 Feb 2026
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The Merely Players season 1 fics by Teahound.
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The stories of the strange, sad and beautiful place they call the Dream SMP.
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Scientists with dangerous motivations, mysterious monsters lurking in the shadows and one teenaged intern enter into the fight for justice and freedom.
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“Beauregard – you said she is outside?” Essek half-turns in the direction of the front door. “Should we invite her in?”
It feels like there is something stuck in his throat. “In a moment. She is, ah – giving us some space.”
Essek turns back to stare at him. Repeats quietly, dangerously, “Space.”
Caleb forces himself to swallow. “Yes.”
Essek’s attention is a palpable thing now, sharp like a knife’s edge against his cheek. “Explain.”
One moment makes all the difference during the battle at Blumenthal. In the aftermath, the Nein grapple with what comes next.
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Bookmarked by Teahound
02 Aug 2026
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a dsmp hero/villain au, spanning 40 years, where no one is the bad guy and everyone is just trying to make it out alive.
updated in non-chronological order. drabbles, ficlets, and missing moments can be found here.
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Bookmarked by Teahound
10 Apr 2026
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i drag its dead weight forward by Beans_McGee
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
06 Apr 2026
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It feels stupid to be afraid of the scare, because it wasn’t even a jumpscare, and it was freaking Minecraft, but Avery can't get the horrible face–or, mask?–out of his mind. Or the ending. He guesses that's why it's a horror ARG, and not a flowers-and-rainbows ARG.
For a moment, on the glassy cover of his PC, he mistakes his reflection for the King's reflection in the darkness of the room and freezes. It's so stupid. They look nothing alike.
He gets to his feet and finds his keys. He just wants–He's just going to drive.
Bookmarked by Teahound
07 Apr 2026
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Halfway through Tide and Wavelength’s standard bi-weekly fight, some hotshot vigilante with a temper and super speed had cut in. Although preoccupied with trying to get civilians to safety, Tide could have sworn he saw Wavelength jump in the way of a blow that would've hit a young girl standing frozen on the sidewalk.
Then Mark gets injured, the vigilante reckless and overzealous.
Then, Tide makes a series of stupid decisions- and Mark rolls with it.
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- Part 1 of A Slow, Slow Death
Bookmarked by Teahound
05 Apr 2026
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
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Bookmarked by Teahound
15 Mar 2026