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Zhongli Quan collapses back into his seat, staring at the scroll with the golden wish highlighted, glowing, projected into the air for all of them to read.
I want to fuck Zhongli Quan.
“All wishes must come true,” Li Tieguai says, puffing a cloud of smoke towards Zhongli Quan, doing a terrible job of hiding his smile.
“How is this kind of wish allowed?” Zhongli Quan whines. “What do we do about this? Can we ignore just this one?” He looks at Lü Dongbin, his eyes big, wet, and desperate.
Lü Dongbin is staring at the scroll, his eyebrows drawn heavily together. “Well – I’m sure they wouldn’t hold us to a wish like this, right?” He looks to Cao Guojiu.
“I don’t know. I’ve never seen a wish like this before, but – they say all wishes for a reason,” Cao Guojiu says.
aka, the one where a mysterious wish leads to binquan fucking (you can guess who made the wish)
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- Part 2 of All Wishes Come True
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27 Sep 2026
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Exes Play Truth or Drink: Jiang Cheng and Lan Huan by Ulan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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The one where Jiang Cheng gets dragged into participating in a trending video series called, "Exes Play Truth or Drink".
And because he is just lucky like that, his ex also just happened to have recently returned to the country, and has agreed to participate with him.
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27 May 2026
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A Study on the Revival of Kremnoan Roses: Botany, Symbolism, and Best Practices by lumeenary
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“You’re distracted, Deliverer,” Mydei mutters. Despite saying this, he isn’t pulling any punches today.
The silence between them becomes stiff, and Phainon needs to occupy his hands with something, anything. “I’m in the middle of… researching something,” he says.
Mydei hums. “With the Grove?”
Phainon feels sort-of-bad-sort-of-not for obfuscating the truth: one because it’s Mydei, and the other because the matter is about him confessing to Mydei, you see. He pulls a face. “You could say that.”
Kremnoan Roses aren't real. Probably. Phainon is about ninety-nine percent sure. But after coming across an antique Kremnoan vase, Phainon swears that if he, by some miracle, manages to recreates them, he will confess to Mydei with a bouquet of mythical roses.
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26 Feb 2026
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Lover of the Emperor, Enemy of the State by equinoctial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2022
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Many have flocked to Liyue to try their hand at conquering Rex Lapis’ Path of Indomitable Jade, rumoured to be relentless in its challenge but bountiful in its reward. Unsurprisingly, Ajax’s one track mind honed in on the word challenge and ran all the way to Celestia with it.
No one told him it was a bygone tradition that vied for the emperor’s hand in marriage, not until much later, when Liyue was already decked to the nines in preparation for the coronation of the emperor’s beloved consort– an Ajax-shaped consort.
(In which a bored Childe thinks he’s scaling up mountains to fight adepti and gain bountiful gifts for his nation and all that jazz, but he actually ends up wooing one of them and fighting favour from the rest and-- uh, wait, what do you mean the eccentric rock enthusiast is the emperor--)
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08 Feb 2026
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(paint the) rouge on your cheeks by paststories
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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“Lord Phainon has such a thick face,” Mydei hears in the Marmoreal Market one day.
He doesn’t turn, but he does tune out the hawking of the merchants some more to hone in on the conversation. Phainon is fairly fit, though, he ponders, half amused and half bemused, as he picks up a pomegranate. Surely if anything, his arms are thicker than his face?
Or, how Mydei tries to find something that makes Phainon blush.
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29 Jan 2026