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Zhongli Quan collapses back into his seat, staring at the scroll with the golden wish highlighted, glowing, projected into the air for all of them to read.
I want to fuck Zhongli Quan.
“All wishes must come true,” Li Tieguai says, puffing a cloud of smoke towards Zhongli Quan, doing a terrible job of hiding his smile.
“How is this kind of wish allowed?” Zhongli Quan whines. “What do we do about this? Can we ignore just this one?” He looks at Lü Dongbin, his eyes big, wet, and desperate.
Lü Dongbin is staring at the scroll, his eyebrows drawn heavily together. “Well – I’m sure they wouldn’t hold us to a wish like this, right?” He looks to Cao Guojiu.
“I don’t know. I’ve never seen a wish like this before, but – they say all wishes for a reason,” Cao Guojiu says.
aka, the one where a mysterious wish leads to binquan fucking (you can guess who made the wish)
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- Part 2 of All Wishes Come True
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27 Sep 2026
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Exes Play Truth or Drink: Jiang Cheng and Lan Huan by Ulan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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The one where Jiang Cheng gets dragged into participating in a trending video series called, "Exes Play Truth or Drink".
And because he is just lucky like that, his ex also just happened to have recently returned to the country, and has agreed to participate with him.
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27 May 2026
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A Study on the Revival of Kremnoan Roses: Botany, Symbolism, and Best Practices by lumeenary
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“You’re distracted, Deliverer,” Mydei mutters. Despite saying this, he isn’t pulling any punches today.
The silence between them becomes stiff, and Phainon needs to occupy his hands with something, anything. “I’m in the middle of… researching something,” he says.
Mydei hums. “With the Grove?”
Phainon feels sort-of-bad-sort-of-not for obfuscating the truth: one because it’s Mydei, and the other because the matter is about him confessing to Mydei, you see. He pulls a face. “You could say that.”
Kremnoan Roses aren't real. Probably. Phainon is about ninety-nine percent sure. But after coming across an antique Kremnoan vase, Phainon swears that if he, by some miracle, manages to recreates them, he will confess to Mydei with a bouquet of mythical roses.
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26 Feb 2026
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Lover of the Emperor, Enemy of the State by equinoctial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2022
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Many have flocked to Liyue to try their hand at conquering Rex Lapis’ Path of Indomitable Jade, rumoured to be relentless in its challenge but bountiful in its reward. Unsurprisingly, Ajax’s one track mind honed in on the word challenge and ran all the way to Celestia with it.
No one told him it was a bygone tradition that vied for the emperor’s hand in marriage, not until much later, when Liyue was already decked to the nines in preparation for the coronation of the emperor’s beloved consort– an Ajax-shaped consort.
(In which a bored Childe thinks he’s scaling up mountains to fight adepti and gain bountiful gifts for his nation and all that jazz, but he actually ends up wooing one of them and fighting favour from the rest and-- uh, wait, what do you mean the eccentric rock enthusiast is the emperor--)
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08 Feb 2026
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(paint the) rouge on your cheeks by paststories
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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“Lord Phainon has such a thick face,” Mydei hears in the Marmoreal Market one day.
He doesn’t turn, but he does tune out the hawking of the merchants some more to hone in on the conversation. Phainon is fairly fit, though, he ponders, half amused and half bemused, as he picks up a pomegranate. Surely if anything, his arms are thicker than his face?
Or, how Mydei tries to find something that makes Phainon blush.
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29 Jan 2026
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I Do(n't Know How) by Chumbidum for Joce0506
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
17 Jan 2026
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In the wake of Era Nova, Phainon strives to find a new calling, a new purpose beyond 'the Deliverer'. Somewhere in between 'Legally a Locksmith' and 'Dromas Handler', he realises that 'Mydei's Husband' is also on the table.
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22 Jan 2026
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What Happened in Ishikawa by blacklightshine
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Mar 2025
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20 Jan 2026
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“Ha! Not even the King of Kremnos can defeat the Great Imperator in drinks,” Cerydra crows, slurring proudly. “I shall remain the greatest, most undefeatable in history!”
That actually gets Mydei to perk up. He sluggishly lifts his head, the movement so unsteady that Phainon’s hands shoot out to steady him by the shoulders. Mydei doesn’t even seem to notice—which is worrying. Sure, this might be an era of peace for them, but would he really let anyone touch him like this when he’s this drunk?
“Pah! Hish—history?” Mydei fires back, the word wobbling out of his mouth so badly Phainon briefly wonders how much they’ve been drinking. “I’ll—I’ll tell you about history. It starts in Cycle Zero.”
Wait. What.
When Aglaea asked him to pick Mydei up after a drinking session with Cerydra, Phainon did not expect to hear Mydei recount all the different ways he has loved across 33 million cycles.
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01 Jan 2026
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‘Mydeimos’ Sounds A Lot Like ‘Mighty Mouse’ Oh Kephale I’m Dying (Literally) by FrostyKayn
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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Okay, what did the Teach say to him again? The one that he said was the utmost important?
Don’t underestimate the Castrum Family. Those brutes are actually really smart.
Pick up your laundry at 5 pm, or I’ll burn your sorry excuse for clothing.
Wait, shit, that’s not it.
Maybe that’s it.
Did it even matter if he was dying?
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A story where Phainon got injured, entered a library, and the next time he knows he build a domestic life with a hot Muscular AngelSubmission for Day 1 PhaideiWeek 2025
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26 Oct 2025
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24 Aug 2025
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to keep it real i fuck him on the floor by nux_myristica
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Aug 2023
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Lumine thinks she's doing Childe a service by offering him a sigil of permission to her teapot. What she doesn't realize is that she accidentally gives him one to Zhongli's private realm instead. And Childe, ever the lucky one, gets stuck.
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19 Feb 2025
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Permission (The Narwhal Returns On The Sea) by SatelliteBlue
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jun 2023
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When Lady Ningguang proposes a contest while rebuilding the Jade Chamber, half of Liyue rushes to take part. The winner must bring Sunset Vermillionite, Wonder Cores, and Adepti Sigils. Few people have heard of the first two items, and as for the sigils, it’s hard enough to locate an Adeptus, let alone convince it to give a boon. Who in the world could possibly amass such a huge number of sigils in a short amount of time? …Wait a second.
(AU version of The Crane Returns on the Wind, with accompanying spoilers)
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04 Jan 2025
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head for the exits by Ferox
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
21 Apr 2024
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Superman and Batman go undercover with a couple's therapist to investigate a string of recent murders. It goes... okay.
“We’ve been working together for over six years and sleeping together for nearly five and a half. But we're not a couple. He’s made that very clear, so I'm at a loss for words on why he dragged me here since, y’know, we're not a couple.”
Clark shifts his whole body again. He hooks one foot under him, letting his boot get on this woman's thousand plus dollar couch and watches Bruce in profile. He hates how beautiful he is.
“It was a mistake, right, B? It’s unprofessional, right, B? It's not going to happen again, right, B? But then two days later you're down on your knees for me again in the locker room with all our coworkers just on the other side of the door and you're begging me to fuck you in your car when our shifts are done, and then you're calling me at three in the morning to rush over because you miss me and you need me and you can't wait. And then you're kicking me out at five because you want to sleep and you have never — not even once — stayed the night with me.”
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22 Aug 2024
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Talent Hunt Crew Finds Angry Guy Shouting On College Campus, Recruits Him For Vocal Projection Abilities by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Jan 2023
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Jiang Cheng, resident Angry Guy and heir to a conglomerate empire, has never been the apple of his father’s eye. Quashed under the shadow of his brilliant brother, the music prodigy Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng sees his chance to turn things around when he is recruited by the All-Stars Lan Talent Hunt. One problem: he can’t sing to save his goddamn life.
As he struggles to develop his nascent singing abilities, Jiang Cheng finds himself sucked into the whirlwind drama of reality TV, helped along by his adoring siblings, his irritable vocal coach Wen Qing, and strangely enough, the unfairly attractive host of the All-Stars Lan Talent Hunt, Lan Xichen. Somewhere in the glare of the stage lights and an unexpected first love, Jiang Cheng stumbles upon the thing he was searching for all along: the courage to dream — and to attempt the impossible.
The first half was completed as part of the 2019 MXTX Bang. The second half has been completed as part of the 2022 MDZS WIP Bang and updates every Saturday.
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16 Oct 2023
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There are twenty-four hours in a day, and some faceless entity strives to make Grantaire a priority. Is it inappropriate to be flattered? Maybe he’s developed Stockholm syndrome.
(or, grantaire discovers he is being stalked. or so he thinks.
to be fair, enjolras lacks proper flirting etiquette.)
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02 Oct 2023
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“It’s just—“ Wen Kexing takes a deep breath, “I never thought you would leave me behind like that. Abandon me, like old footprints.”
Zhou Zishu feels a lump in his throat that might be guilt. He sits there for a long time before speaking. “Well,” he says, and when the words finally come out they don’t sound accusatory, just resigned. A simple statement of the facts. “I never thought you would lie to me like that. So I guess we were both wrong.”
Wen Kexing's face goes unnaturally rigid—the way someone might look if they were trying very hard not to flinch.
Or, some things, once broken, aren’t so easily mended.
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13 Jul 2022
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within us an orchard by mintyfish (guckindieluft)
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
23 Nov 2021
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On a visit to the capital, the Valley Master happens upon the garden of a man who has nothing left to live for.
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12 Jul 2022
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The Will of Heaven by manic_intent
Fandom 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)
10 Mar 2021
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14 Jun 2022
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"Singing from the Heart" is an all-new hybrid form of entertainment! This innovative new show combines the dating show elements of "The Bachelor" with the highest quality of singing competition between highly-trained singers! Who will be the lucky bachelor to melt the ice prince Zheng Yunlong's distant heart? Will it be the fiery young Cai Chengyu? The experienced Wang Xi? Or perhaps his old banzhang Ayanga? Find out by tuning in every Friday night at 20:00!
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27 Sep 2021
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Jiang Cheng is absolutely not in love with Nie Mingjue.
Absolutely not.
Jiang Cheng is zen.
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24 Aug 2021