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Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by MarigoldWritesThings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.
Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.
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16 Sep 2026
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Remus is in 5th year. Sirius is in 6th.
Last year, Remus was in 4th year and Sirius was in 5th. The year before that, Remus was... irrelevant. He's not sure Sirius knows he exists.
This year, with a shiny new badge on his chest, Remus Lupin is officially on Sirius' radar. Remus Lupin is officially a pain in Sirius' arse.
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- Part 1 of Of Prefects, Pretence, and Precedent
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07 Sep 2026
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Remus couldn’t be blamed for suggesting it, really. Multiple forces had conspired against him to such a degree that his hand was practically forced: eyes heavy with the weight of the hour, and mind a little fuzzy from that third glass of wine, and body so stupidly comfortable sprawled out on the stupid chaise end of Sirius’ stupidly massive sofa.
“We should get married.”
Remus and Sirius marry. Out of convenience, of course.
At least, at first. At least, until Remus begins to wake to a racing pulse; to a wing-tangled belly; to the giddy terror of belated epiphany.
At least, until the whole thing has turned rather inconvenient indeed.
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19 Aug 2026
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Alternative medicine: Side effects may include nonsensical love by bridgeofbirds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2026
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“Anyway,” Dorcas says, leaning on her elbows on the countertop and passing Remus a sly smile. “Have you thought more about what I suggested? About trying sexual therapy for the pain.”
Remus, a forty-one-year-old divorced single father, ventures out into the world of online dating with the goal of using casual sex as treatment for his chronic pain.
He’s shocked when his first match makes a lewd suggestion for them to meet up that very night. Sirius, a twenty-seven-year-old unreasonably fit gym teacher with eyes that sparkle and a smile that does ridiculous things to Remus’s stomach.
It makes no sense.
But Remus is willing to try.
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13 Aug 2026
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Moony’s Got Money Problems by Mlooperskate for sugaonmycoffee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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Remus Lupin is thirty-five, unemployed, a werewolf, and now a new father to one very weepy baby boy. He needs money and he needs it fast.
Sirius Black is trying to stay in his family's good graces and gets assigned the task of hunting down the unknown father of his cousin's baby.
A very intriguing OnlyFans account puts them on a collision course.
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Prompt 18: Remus Lupin decides it is time he starts an OnlyFans.
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08 Aug 2026