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Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by MarigoldWritesThings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.
Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.
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16 Sep 2026
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Remus is in 5th year. Sirius is in 6th.
Last year, Remus was in 4th year and Sirius was in 5th. The year before that, Remus was... irrelevant. He's not sure Sirius knows he exists.
This year, with a shiny new badge on his chest, Remus Lupin is officially on Sirius' radar. Remus Lupin is officially a pain in Sirius' arse.
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- Part 1 of Of Prefects, Pretence, and Precedent
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- 25/25
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07 Sep 2026
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Remus couldn’t be blamed for suggesting it, really. Multiple forces had conspired against him to such a degree that his hand was practically forced: eyes heavy with the weight of the hour, and mind a little fuzzy from that third glass of wine, and body so stupidly comfortable sprawled out on the stupid chaise end of Sirius’ stupidly massive sofa.
“We should get married.”
Remus and Sirius marry. Out of convenience, of course.
At least, at first. At least, until Remus begins to wake to a racing pulse; to a wing-tangled belly; to the giddy terror of belated epiphany.
At least, until the whole thing has turned rather inconvenient indeed.
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- 4/4
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19 Aug 2026
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Alternative medicine: Side effects may include nonsensical love by bridgeofbirds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2026
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“Anyway,” Dorcas says, leaning on her elbows on the countertop and passing Remus a sly smile. “Have you thought more about what I suggested? About trying sexual therapy for the pain.”
Remus, a forty-one-year-old divorced single father, ventures out into the world of online dating with the goal of using casual sex as treatment for his chronic pain.
He’s shocked when his first match makes a lewd suggestion for them to meet up that very night. Sirius, a twenty-seven-year-old unreasonably fit gym teacher with eyes that sparkle and a smile that does ridiculous things to Remus’s stomach.
It makes no sense.
But Remus is willing to try.
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- English
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- 3/3
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13 Aug 2026
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Moony’s Got Money Problems by Mlooperskate for sugaonmycoffee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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Remus Lupin is thirty-five, unemployed, a werewolf, and now a new father to one very weepy baby boy. He needs money and he needs it fast.
Sirius Black is trying to stay in his family's good graces and gets assigned the task of hunting down the unknown father of his cousin's baby.
A very intriguing OnlyFans account puts them on a collision course.
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Prompt 18: Remus Lupin decides it is time he starts an OnlyFans.
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- 6/6
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08 Aug 2026
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It was supposed to be casual. Just blowing off steam, nothing more. Remus set the rules, Sirius agreed to them, and for a while it worked—nights of heat and silence, no promises made. But Sirius Black has never been good at keeping his heart out of things. Somewhere between Remus’s hands on his skin and the quiet after, Sirius fell—hard, fast, and without a way back. The problem? Remus never wanted more. At least, that’s what Sirius tells himself every time he tries to swallow the ache of wanting someone who doesn’t want him the same way.
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07 Aug 2026
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Dear Remus,
I receive a letter from a stranger about once a month. Yours is the first one I’ve answered.
You do realise that it shows poor judgement to give a convicted murderer your full name and home address, right? I expect you’ll come to your senses soon and burn this letter, but in the meantime, do write back quickly.
Sirius Black
Prison ID AZ00390Starved for human connection, Remus begins writing letters to an Azkaban prisoner. He doesn’t expect to fall in love.
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02 Aug 2026
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
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11 May 2026
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Sirius Black has always been an outspoken person. So, when he realises that he’s in love with his dear friend Remus Lupin, the first thing he does is announce it to all of his friends. The only problem? Nobody seems to believe him.
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27 Feb 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Hidden.
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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15 Feb 2026
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Orion Black has two sons, one twelve and one fourteen. Remus doesn’t know them better than their names and the fact that even the private school isn’t good enough for them, they go to boarding school during terms.
Regulus is younger, twelve years old, and sitting in a tailor-made suit next to his cousin Bella, on the far end from his brother Sirius.
Sirius is fourteen.
Sirius is looking right at the choir.
No, correction.
Sirius is looking right at Remus.
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- English
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- 20/20
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27 Jan 2026
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Falling in love with the literal boy next door is sweet. Unless you're also a boy, and you're on the high school basketball team, and it's the early 2000s. Remus Lupin breaks hearts and fucks up and tries to do better.
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- 23/23
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10 Jan 2026
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Actor Sirius Black just wants to spend his time off filming shopping in peace. But when an overly excited boy introduces the celebrity to his single dad, everything in his life changes.
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- Part 6 of 1,000 Followers Prompts
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06 Jan 2026
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Scandalously Yours by astralsunshine for magicbeings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2025
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When two-time Oscar winner and walking PR catastrophe Sirius Black drunkenly torpedoes his career at an award show, his manager sends him to The Graham Norton Show for damage control.
(Un)fortunately, sharing the sofa that night is bestselling reclusive novelist RJ Lupin: cardigan-clad, and far too attractive for Sirius’s peace of mind.
Somewhere between hundreds of viral memes and stolen phone numbers, what begins as a PR nightmare might just become the first honest thing either of them has ever done in years.
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- Part 1 of Scandalously Yours
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- 4/4
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22 Dec 2025
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December 22 to January 3. It's the 13 days of Christmas, and Remus is making the most of every single second.
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- Part 2 of Adore
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- English
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- 53,841
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- 8/8
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16 Nov 2025
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Me: hi mr lupin 😊
Mr. Lupin: Hello
Mr. Lupin: Are you going to tell me who you are today?
Me: i have another hint for you
Me: i don't have a dad, but i could sure use a daddy ❤️
Mr. Lupin: And you figure I'm the man for that job?
Me: 😜
Me: you tell me
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- Part 1 of Adore
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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16 Nov 2025
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Father Remus Lupin usually thinks of himself as a good person; he runs a youth group, takes shifts in the confessional every Sunday, and sticks to all of his vows (yes, even the one of celibacy). But he begins to think he's being punished when Sirius Black starts showing up in his confessional booth every week, describing in painstaking detail all the very, very sinful thoughts he's been having.
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25 Sep 2025
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With punishment comes a great need for cuddles by Shrooms_N_Pokemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Aug 2025
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Sirius gets back from detention and is absolutely thrilled to interrupt Remus' reading
This is my first fic, so lemme know what you think :3
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24 Sep 2025
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Sirius inherits his uncle's farm, but finding the right farmhand isn't as simple as he'd hoped:
Sirius just couldn’t help but wonder if fantasising about his straight farm assistant was maybe one boundary breach too far. On the other hand, perhaps Remus shouldn’t suck on the end of his pen while lost in thought.- Language:
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- 12/12
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30 Aug 2025
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In desperate need to get out of London, Remus moves himself and Teddy back to his mother's old house in Yorkshire. Once there, during a spot of car trouble, he meets a helpful young man who lends him a hand, and ends up getting far more than he ever would have bargained for.
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- 4/4
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18 Aug 2025