idioticIntelligence
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The Hanged Spider by idioticIntelligence for niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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The Hanged Man is a card of sacrifice, release, martyrdom.
The Spider is a card of dream-weaving, moving forward, new ideas.
The Hanged Spider is something altogether different.Trapped in a web of your own design, you hang from a single thread, bound. You have woven this trap for yourself, and caught yourself instead of a fly. Escape is difficult, but not impossible. Free yourself, little spider, before a bigger predator comes along...
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- Part 3 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Winter in NYC by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Venus reminisces, April meddles.
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- Part 2 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Heart beat to the beat of the drums by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2022
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Rumors of the Boy-Who-Lived going clubbing in Muggle London have made their way to one Tom Marvolo Riddle. So, he gathers up his most trusted Death Eaters and... goes clubbing?
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- Part 1 of While you're here in my arms
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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey by alfisha, artsy_girl, CherriixBerrii, etherealisms, feycityriddle, HollowLies, idioticIntelligence, Sakuragane_San
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2021
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Harry is a Slytherin in the 40s, stuck at Hogwarts with Tom Riddle.
Tom doesn't know it, but the universe is pulling a classic 'Harry is from the future, knows everything about who he is, and doesn't like his vibe', while Harry... is trying to avoid Tom at all costs and figure out how to get home.
Of course, Tom is utterly enthralled with the one person who doesn't fall for his trickery and tomfoolery. As a consequence, Tom will stop at literally nothing to get Harry to notice him.
Cue the most batshit crazy antics imaginable and... possible romance.
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The Fair Folk aren't ones to get attached to humans. Humans are generally irritating, and while they may be interesting for a time, they aren't worth getting close to.
Tom has always thought them fascinating, and occasionally will spend a few years among them to see what chaos he can cause. Of course, he doesn't suspect that a human - let alone a human child - will become precious to him. Then again, he hadn't met Harry Potter until then.
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Tom is a member of the Unseelie Court, and finds sweet little Harry, who smells of milk and honey, fascinating.
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Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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All my snippets and drabbles go here, whether they end up being used for something bigger or not. No guarantees on if they'll be continued. Enjoy.
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In which Tom and Harry go clubbing and fall in love.
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I don't know these characters, and I doubt I ever will by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Future Man (TV)
08 Apr 2020
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I need to regulate his sugar intake by camiestories
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Jun 2025
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Today, the Flash is early to a meeting.
Maybe that should have been his clue that the day would go wrong.
Or, yet another Robin meets the justice league.
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
14 Aug 2026
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Big kid privileges by Batccidentily-inlove (TheOtherHalfOfTheShell)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Jul 2025
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The squabbling comes to a stop as Bruce runs his hands over his face, "Okay fine, you have Damian-,"
"Damn right," Dick says slamming the mug on to the coffee table next to them, carefully not to damage the case reports spread over the table, "and Steph! Don't even fucking try me, all it would take is one text and she'd let me adopt her!"
Bruce rolls his eyes ,"...I can't argue that..but I still have you, Jason and Tim. I win, I raised the best Robin's."
Clark shook his head, how did they even get here?
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Clark's pov on Batmans developing relationships with his eldest sons.Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
14 Aug 2026
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Unmasked by Haloe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Bruce Wayne's children existence is enough to confuse (or scare) the member of the justice league.
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
14 Aug 2026
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Batman realizes he should have stopped at NONE. by Dollfacedilemma
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Aug 2025
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Batman was supposed to be out of Gotham with the Justice League. Unfortunately, their mission ended with the league entering his city, with no clue that Gotham was infested with Batman’s children—
His terrible awful children who don’t respect him at all.Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
14 Aug 2026
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Universal Truths by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Superman stood, turned—and then everyone heard it. His voice, suddenly amplified, shook the air.
“You ever dare touch one of my kids again,” Superman thundered, “and you won’t live to see tomorrow’s sunrise!”
It wasn’t a threat. It was a promise.
Or, the Justice League finds out that Superman has kids. They just also happen to be Batman's kids.
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14 Aug 2026