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    The Cursed Seal of Heaven has a very specific purpose—to heighten and aggravate emotions and physical strength. After all, a man obsessed is a man easily manipulated.

    And there is no one more obsessive than Sasuke Uchiha.

    Orochimaru is counting on the seal to amplify Sasuke’s need for vengeance and power until he comes crawling to Orochimaru on his own, thirsting for the knowledge to defeat his brother.

    What Orochimaru didn’t count on, was that Sasuke Uchiha had become just as obsessed with mother-henning his own teammates.

    Something Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are finding out the hard way.

    Essentially, as soon as Sasuke wakes up after the invasion, he panics, kidnaps his teammates from the hospital, and locks them away in his apartment.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    “Holy fuck,” Hyuna blurted. “Is that Till?”

    Ivan and the gang stumble across Luka and Till’s sex tape. Ivan decides he needs to accelerate his courting attempts.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Voldemort never faced a choice between two prophesied boys, because one of them was born a girl. A girl, he believed, wasn’t much of a threat to a wizard like him.*

    * this decision aged poorly, in entirely new ways.

    Or: the everybody lives but everybody’s clinically insane AU, where the Marauders get the karmic demon children they deserve, James and Sirius fall upwards into power at the Ministry much to their confusion and general distress, Lucius Malfoy stays the most stressed out accidental terrorist in Magical Britain, and Minerva McGonagall battles Ivy Potter induced Stockholm Syndrome while trying to keep the school from blowing up.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    The story of a boy destined to die, and a brother who would do anything to save him

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.

    Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"

    I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea.

    You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.

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    06 Jul 2025