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    How to steal someone's heart and piss off Dumbledore in the process by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    06 Sep 2025

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    Harry somehow ends up in the past, he can only go to Dumbledore for help.
    They decide the smartest course of action is to have Harry take 'Dumbledore' as his last name and pretend to be Dumbledore's son.
    Tom is confused as to how an obviously gay man, with no known partner or interest in forming a family, has suddenly spawned a whole teenager.
    But he sees how he looks and decides it doesn't matter that much.

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    Kisses by for TiredCookierunner (Guest)

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    04 Aug 2025

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    Aka Five times Dark Cacao gets a kiss from a Beast and one time he doesn’t (he still gets his kiss, just from a different cookie)

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    Blood Pressure by

    Fandoms: Get Smart - All Media Types  

    21 Jul 2023

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    Agent 23 has never gotten a good read on Max’s scent before, but this close, on the top of a tireless, flaming car, fighting for their lives, he finally smells it.

    The scent that locks onto the deepest handle of his brain and pulls insistently. This is his. Max is his.

    Shit..

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    To Finally Be In Your Ephemeral Embrace by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)  

    28 Jan 2024

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    The very concept of a soulmate had always left Hong’er with an odd blend of nervous excitement and trepidation.

     

    In a way, this was something that he could call his own. It was unlike the food or money he would steal and therefore can never truly be his. He didn’t have to fight off other street urchins to keep it in his possession or guard it on his person at all times. The thought of a Fated One always left Hong’er with warmth blooming in his belly that not even the coldest of nights could chase away.

     

    But....his birthdays keep passing by and there were no signs.

     

    Even the lowest of the low-class have soulmates, so why doesn't he...?

     

    (or the one AU where I decided to write Huaxian as soulmates using a mish-mash of two soulmate AUs. Enjoy! :)

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    Two Of A Kind by

    Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Sherlock (TV)  

    21 Jan 2024

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    Inner politics within the FBI means a serious reshuffling. Spencer is being sent to Scotland Yard for an unknown amount of time to work as a consultant. Reluctant and upset, Spencer takes the position and moves to London.

    His arrival at Scotland Yard clashes with Sherlock arriving for a kidnapping case. The two work together and realise that they've found an intellectual equal in this world in each other. As Spencer spends more and more time in the world of Sherlock Holmes, he can't help but fall for the icy detective.

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    Eventuality by

    Fandom: Murder Drones (Web Series)

    20 Sep 2025

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    Eventuality, noun, "a possible event or outcome".

    The Solver is gone, defeated by an emotionally stunted emo drone and her former serial killing murder drone friends. Even within their happy ending, they find themselves struggling with the changes emotionally, mentally, and even physically.

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    Charlie's Harem of Hazbins by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    11 Feb 2025

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    A kind heart in Hell is sure to attract some folks. For nefarious reasons? Of course. Just to have some kind on their side? Most certainly.

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    26/?
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    Maria Campbell of the Astral Clocktower by

    Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… - 山口悟 | My Next Life as a Villainess - Yamaguchi Satoru (Light Novels), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime), Bloodborne (Video Game), Dark Souls (Video Games), Demon's Souls, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Video Game), Zombieland Saga (Anime), Elden Ring (Video Game)  

    18 Sep 2025

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    Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...

    AKA, that fic where a grimdark DLC boss is reincarnated in fluffy otome-land and still acts like she's in a FromSoftware game (that's NOT Cookies & Cream)...

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    The swapped beast by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    23 Jul 2025

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    I basically swapped all the ancients beast but they still feel the same about their counterpart don’t worry
    Here’s the list
    White lily - shadow milk
    Pure vanilla - eternal sugar
    Hollyberry - silent salt
    Dark cacao- burning spice
    Golden cheese - mystic flour

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    1/?
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    We need more than fire and lightning (to keep this ship floating) by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    13 Sep 2023

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    Enel falls from the sky and ends up on Marco's ship, their fateful meeting is the start of a fun adventure

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    • Bookmarked by Skyya23

      23 Sep 2025

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      Marco didn't have high hopes for Enel as he gave the okay for the other man to go all out on the enemy ships.

      They wouldn't be too much of a problem, honestly, Marco simply didn't want to waste time and cannon balls fighting them.

      Still, who was he to keep the other from a good fight? Maybe he'd prove useful at last! Honestly, he'd never met anyone as incompetent as him. He couldn't even mop the floor properly. Any task he'd tried giving him the other man had massively failed at.

      It would be impressive if it weren't so annoying.

      Not only had they picked up another mouth to feed, but on top of it that stowaway was useless!

      He waited for the other man to move and raised an eyebrow when he simply raised his hand towards the ship that attacked them.

      Marco raised an eyebrow as he looked at the other man.

      Suddenly, a bright flash of light shot through his arm and completely annihilated the other ship.

      His eyes widened.

      He had completely destroyed the ship with a single attack.

      Enel repeated the process twice more on the marine's backup, smirking to himself when it was done before turning back to Marco, smile still gracing his lips.

      "Some of them are still alive, but they won't get in our way." He stated matter of factly.

      And Marco really couldn't help gaping at that.

      He sailed in the New World with Whitebeard, of course he'd seen his fair share of strong people. People capable of leveling islands in a single attack.

      But Enel didn't even know what a log pose was. He didn't know about the grand line or the New World. Hell! Enel didn't know how to cut vegetables or tie a knot! The phoenix thought he was allowed his surprise.

      He realised now, had he wanted to sink their ship when he'd first arrived, Enel would have been more than capable of it.

      He cleared his throat to hide his shock from the other.

      "Good job." He stated simply, and he hated how bright the other's face got at this.

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      17 Feb 2025

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      20 Dec 2023

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    Gotta learn somehow by

    Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (Movie 2023)  

    21 Sep 2025

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    Hilarius visits district 2 to surprise Marcus, they go on a date, and Hilarius learns a lot about the differences between district 2 and the Capitol.

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    FGO: The Curious Case of Archer EMIYA by

    Fandoms: Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Grand Order  

    25 Jul 2023

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    This is a personal pet project of mine that took on a life of its own. It's ridiculous and probably won't be updated that regularly (if at all), but I felt that some people might appreciate it. This is not a particularly serious story, mostly just crack ships and character dynamics that I felt like writing and messing around with. It was also an excuse for me to use some fanservants I created while binging Ufotable's UBW with my friend. Anyway, here's the basic premise:

    There's a group at Chaldea called the "Fuyuki Lilies." It's a small group consisting of younger Servants from a Grail War that only existed in a universe that can no longer be reached. However, one day Heroic Spirit EMIYA stumbles across a new Lily. His younger self. That's where the trouble started.

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    Obelisk by ,

    Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga)

    01 Mar 2025

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    Harry Potter and the Coalition of Chaos by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    16 Sep 2025

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    Simon “Ghost” Riley remembers dying
    The bullet from Shepherd. The fire. The agony. The soul deep grief of failing Roach.

    And then… a crib? A onesie?? A rattle???

    What.

    Or, in which ten elite special ops soldiers die, but wind up waking up as babies with the memories of their previous lives intact. And what the hell do you mean magic is real??

    Or, in which:
    - Puberty, Round Two: Electric Boogaloo
    - A generous interpretation of “school rules”
    - The Hogwarts staff reevaluating their careers, their life decisions, and whether mass resignation is a valid magical defense.
    - The author wondering what Harry Potter would look like if it had anyone with an ounce of common sense

    Featuring tactical cuddle piles, wand enhanced violence, emotional damage, weaponized childhood trauma, strategic snacks, and a Divination room that’s been converted into a legally gray war bunker.

    Aka the Call of Duty/Harry Potter crossover crackfic nobody asked for but the author had fun writing anyway.

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    Phantoms Justice by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Danny Phantom  

    15 Feb 2019

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    Danny is sent to a different world after his is destroyed and did he mention that in this world there are aliens and superheroes and suddenly he isnt the weirdest thing around. He gets adopted and brings two people together who wouldnt have been together if it wasnt for him and unknowingly brings what could have been a broken family together and keeps them together.

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    No place like you by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    28 Aug 2024

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    Less than a week before their wedding, Buck finds hundreds of texts on Tommy's phone, revealing a years-long affair with his fiancé's best friend, Sal Deluca.

    Faced with the reality of a loveless marriage or finally going after what he's always wanted, Buck has some decisions to make.

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    A Series of (not so) Unfortunate Kidnappings by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

    13 Feb 2025

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    Most people go about their lives with the thought of being kidnapped rarely crossing their minds. Some scary event you hear about happening to other people but would never think could happen you to. For other people, it's a normal Tuesday nuisance.
    Izuku Midoirya, being one of Japan's Quirkless youth, is one of these people.
    Shinso Hitoshi, who has a villainous quirk in Japan, is one of these people.

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    Agridulce Desastre by

    Fandoms: Corazón de Melón  

    27 Aug 2025

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    Después de un 'pequeño' incidente con su padre, Nathaniel termina en casa del rockero local de Sweet Amoris, sin esperarse que eso provoque que su relación con Castiel cambie de 'peor enemigo del mundo mundial' a 'perrito guardián que a veces le sigue, a veces incluso le regala comida, y a veces demuestra una madurez nunca antes vista', con todas las peleas y discusiones que dicha dinámica conlleva.

    Entre los metiches de sus compañeros creyendo que hay algo más entre ellos, la decadente salud mental de Nathaniel, una nueva especie de amistad fundada entre antiguos némesis y el festival de otoño del instituto acercándose a pasos agigantados, la vida no ha sido nada sencilla... Pero quién sabe, puede que de este agridulce desastre resulte un maravilloso final.

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    Meow or Never! | Suguru Geto x Reader by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    07 Jan 2025

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    when your mom told you to steer clear of men, you didn’t think she meant all of them — fur, whiskers, and all. but hey, maybe naming your cat mr. pickles was where you went wrong, considering she’s apparently a mrs. now. and oh, she’s pregnant. great. just fantastic. enter suguru geto, your drop-dead gorgeous neighbor, who’s not just good at stealing glances but also at being a reluctant father — well, kitten father. turns out, his annoyingly smug orange menace named gojo is the reason you’re now an unplanned grandparent. is this co-parenting arrangement going to end in peace, or in pieces? or worse — feelings? spoiler alert: suguru’s got more than just child support to offer, and he’s about to prove it in ways that’ll have you questioning who the real stray is here.

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    Meet Me In The Middle by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Jun 2025

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    “Daddy, ‘ou bweatiwul.” Teddy sung. “Papa always say so.”

    “I do indeed, darling.” Remus smiled warmly at the two of them. Sirius blushed, smiling shyly down at the floor as Teddy giggled. Harry grinned.

    “Moony and Padfoot sitting in a tree,” Harry sang, Teddy giggling as he started singing with him, “K-I-S-S-I-N-G!”

    “What are you? Three?” Draco arched a brow.

    “Me!” Teddy squealed. “I twee!”

    “Yes, you are, Teddy-bear.” Draco patted his head absentmindedly, looking around. “I want another coffee.” He started to make his way to the back room when Lucius snagged his collar, Draco yelping in surprise and then kicking. “No! Papa, I want a coffee!”

    “Your mother has told me you have had more than one.” Lucius said disapprovingly. “And that you have been drinking those abominations of six expresso shot black coffees. I would like for you to outlive me, dragon, not die of heart failure at eighteen.”

    “Never!” Draco kicked. “A pesky heart attack would never kill me! I’d rather die than go out like that.” Draco said loudly. Harry snickered as the blonde paused, reevaluating what he had said and seeing the disposition of the saying, wrinkling his nose. “I stand by what I said!”

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