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    Grey eyed Athena, white armed Hera, and beautiful Aphrodite. All asking him who's the most beautiful, he chooses Aphrodite and is rewarded by her for the most gorgeous— uh man. Well it is not Paris' fault that Odysseus happened to be so pretty!

    unfortunately, even with no oath everyone still came to wat to bring Odysseus back, oh damn those possessive Acheans (especially the Ithacans who are on a new level)

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    Paris kidnaps Odysseus so everyone is trying to get him back

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    Odysseus knew it would be long since he would see his beloved wife and his son. The war would keep them for years to come. Many. Eventful. Years.

    Whats the worst that could happen?

     

    (Will probably change summary later)

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    The god Uranus has threatened the children of Cronus and Rhea with a disturbing prophecy. Rhea, worried about her children's future, tries to flee. She searches day and night, secretly from her husband, for a place where she can give birth to her firstborn without suffering the fate of being devoured by her own father. However, in her eagerness, she flees Olympus to find solace in the land of mortals, where she will meet the perfect person to protect her children from Cronus.

    Although she is far from being able to discover who this Fauns who will so carefully care for her children really is.

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    Antinous is given the mission to protect the false prince of Troy, using both himself and the fake prince as bait to lure out the serial killer known as the Midnight Blinder.

    The plan fails, and the killer kidnaps Antinous, using him and extracting information from him by any means necessary.

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    3/?
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    What if paris saw Odysseus and it was love at sight

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    Ody had thrown an object and Polites had clumsily caught it.
    "What is this supposed to be?"

    "Enlargers!" Ody had said, coming closer. He was smiling as if it were his birthday.

    "Enlargers?"

    Seeing his confusion, Odysseus had picked up the object and placed it on his face. It was heavy on his nose, perhaps because of the glass. His friend's face was bright as it always was when he could use an idea of ​​his own.
    "Okay, try looking at that tree. What fruit do you see?"

    ***

    He felt his grip on his weapon weaken as Polites reached out. He was armed too but did not seem to have any intention of drawing his sword.

    "You" Neoptolemus tried to say but the word came out of his mouth like a prayer. "You..."

    "Hey," Polites repeated. "I guess this madness is another one of Ody's plans, huh?"

    ***

    Or: One day, Odysseus created glasses for Polites. Many years later, they are on opposite sides of a battlefield.

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    "You never swore to fight for my marriage," Helen began.

    Patroclus' hand twitched before his gaze returned to where it was. "No, I didn't. Achilles did."

    ***

    Achilles, brave Achilles, dropped his sword and ran to him. No one dared move as he grabbed his shoulder and a moment later Achilles's lips were on his and Patroclus was home.

    "Oh, no," Polites muttered at the edge of his vision.

    ***

    "It's fine," said Odysseus, surprising even himself. "It's fine, I want to see Telemachus. He and his mother are all I've fought for."

    ***

    The story where a prophecy leads Achilles to Patroclus, Menelaus to Helen, and everyone else into a ditch.

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    What would you be willing to risk for the sake of your reputation?

    Anything, he once would have answered.

    But now?

    "Anything...but her."

     

    Follows the trojan war all the way through the Odyssey, but they're in high school. Buckle up, boys.

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    Polites, Odysseus noted, had regained some of the weight he had lost in the past ten years. He wore a simple chiton and the ever-present bandana in his hair.
    The years had damaged it but he still refused to cut his hair, as Eurylochus had done at one point, or replace the headband. "My mom made it," he said. "She'll make me another when we get home."

    ***

    The Trojans have won the war. For some, it means the time to return home has come.

    Odysseus, however, is not among them.

    O: the story where Polites tries to return home, Odysseus loses his mentor and Eurylochus learns to listen.

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    7 Anos atrás, antes da guerra. Aquiles presenteou seu amado companheiro Pátroclo, príncipe e herdeiro da coroa de Opus com três ovos petrificados de dragão.

    Pátroclo tem o sangue de dragão e consegue eclodir os ovos da dragão fêmea, Frygharon.

    E agora Pátroclo se pergunta se é possível profecias mudarem, e se foi possível trazer os dragões de volta, nada mais era tão impossível.

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    Português brasileiro
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    It was the first time in ten years that Odysseus had lunch without Polites.

    It was as if the entire Achaean camp had become deserted, populated only by ghostly whispers. The people seemed like shadows. The food was tasteless and the smell made him sick.

    Odysseus knew that the people were talking to him and tried to answer. Plans, strategies, supplies. He was the king, of course he could take care of the new shipment of weapons.

    ***
    It was the first time in ten years that Polites had lunch without Odysseus.

    It was as if the white and pure tablecloth was dripping with blood. Every drop of water spilled, every plate moved, every knife that cut meat seemed to Polites like the sound of battle. But none of these people had ever fought alongside him.

    Polites was happy that no one was talking to him. He felt the eyes on him and knew that everyone was wondering about him, the king's son who had returned home. They seemed confused, almost frightened of him. He was like a lost childhood object reappearing in the middle of the living room. Yes, Polites thought, it was a good thing no one had tried to talk to him.

    [It can be read independently from the rest of the series]

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    Summary: after the whole cat incident, Odysseus has been turned into a cat himself! Well, at least he can cause some trouble for the Trojans.

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    When Paris decides to award the golden apple to Athena, instead of Aphrodite many things change, especially for the king of Ithaca who is thrown into a literal nightmare by the one he once considered a friend, luckily he has a very fierce and vengeful wife, who is gonna help him, with a little divine help, obviously

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    The Trojans want this war to end and would do anything to do so!

    Aphrodite notices this, and decides to allow Paris to choose any partner of his choice to make up for having to give up Helen.

    Paris doesn’t think anyone could replace Helen with her beauty and smarts, that is until he sees Odysseus.

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    40
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    The time has come for Helen of Sparta to choose a suitor and prepare for her upcoming wedding. Suitors have come from all over Greece and beyond.

    Helen's cousin, Penelope, doesn't think much of one of the men, a smug young king from an island in the middle of nowhere. He's snarky, sarcastic, and annoying. She can't wait for him to leave.

    Odysseus of Ithaca came to Sparta as one of Helen's suitors, but he has no intention of marrying. One of the princesses catches his eye for the wrong reasons. While she is pretty, she is also insufferable, and he can't wait to leave.

     

    odypen (fr)enemies to lovers
    inspired by shakespeare's much ado about nothing

    "I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?"

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    Summary: an AU that takes place in the VOA world, Paris sees Odysseus and decides to take him, sadly for him, he’s just pissed off more people, even a few people that were on his side before he decided to be an idiot.

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    He used to think a lot. He used to be good at it, praised even. He used to have a goddess drip praise into his ear and mold his mind between her fingers till it spilled strategies.
    Odysseus of Ithaca used to be respected for his thinking, up until his thinking didn’t work – or his thinking didn’t account for traitors – and Odysseus of Ithaca became the slave of the hallways, and, on good days, the man in Paris’ bedchamber.

    or:

    The greeks lose the war. Some die, some live
    few live
    Odysseus is one of the few

    (inspired by "Left behind and forgotten" by Holy_Mother_Of_Whumpers)

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    1,206
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    Lumber, the hall towards where it all happens 😱
    Happened the hero 🦸 who've woken an instance 😏
    Scents are a Jasmine, of woodbine, and fodder 🕯️
    Warrior 🗡️, declarant, have taken their armour 🪖
    Off to amuse, not The Playwright, oh brother 🙄
    They are not musing on neither your land 👑
    Nor the mountains ⛰️
    The ocean 🌊
    The sun on your hand ☀️
    Collywobbles, King Pyrrhus, aren’t you ready to snap? 🫰
    Just by observance 👁️ you can’t even see 😔 through the smallest of spectacles 👓
    You huff and you leave 😮‍💨
    As if walls have been breached 🏠 betwixt tiresome war ⚔️
    One was meant to protect 🛡️
    Not to turn to some whore– 🐶
    Ah! 😰 You’ve done it again 🥴 mind of eld 🌍 mouth on shoulder 💪 breath on your knuckles 👊
    Your neck is on fire 🔥
    Out of my
    out of my
    out of my head 😭!
    Calm your horses 🐴 you haystack! 🌾
    You’ve all but finesse 🍊 👑
    - Yaelokre❤

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    3
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    I let the intrusive thoughts win...

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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
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    58
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    10
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    2,401
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    Don't take this seriously, looool. They're just comedy one-shots or angs. IDK, I wanted to see a little more lightheartedness in the journey to Troy (even if it focused more on Ody). English isn't my first language.

    Language:
    English
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    857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    211

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