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    “Are you new around here, Houdini? I’m sure there’s another location, say, five miles out from here?”

    “Why should I leave?” The man scoffed, shuffling the cards much more than necessary, “I think this place is cozy. And it’s packed in the daytime. Lots of people, y’know. People who would kill to see a good trick or two.”

    “...You do realize that I’ll be here, stealing away the traffic?” Wilbur sneered.

    “Out of pity. Giving money to the poor is a charitable act, isn’t it?”

    Wilbur felt his mouth open slightly.

    -or-

    Wilbur is a passionate busker trying to make enough money to survive. Quackity is a magician dreaming of getting rich quick. Both of them wind up claiming the same road for their street performances. Antics and shenanigans ensue.

    I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILLIAM GOLD, SUPPORT VICTIMS

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    Someone was shouting asking who was up first. A few seconds later someone with a blue bat and red helmet walks out.

    He read the back of the guys shirt.

    Schlatt.
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    Or, Wilbur is a troubled foster kid with a nice girlfriend and to much pent up anger. Wilbur can’t stop thinking about that boy that’s in his foster brothers baseball team and his class mate

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    The distant buzz and the cold, numb apathy covered the fear for now. The night and the roof acting like a half-done bandage, clouding over his brain and any feelings. Nowadays, he cared as much about the world as he did himself. Not one bit.

     It seems though, something does flicker in his chest when he hears a familiar pair of footsteps scuffing up and along the rest of the rooftop behind him. It feels like a flame trying to ignite in the cold, spluttering and flickering in his chest before going out, failing to catch. So his words don’t carry any warmth when he opens his mouth to speak into the open air, just dead and dragging like how his bones feel. Voice scraping as if dragged upon gravel, shoving the half-hearted words up his throat and out his mouth.

     “You shouldn’t be here.”

     

     
    or, an old friend comes around, and Will is left to pick up the pieces

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    ‘That’d upset her Quackity, and he’d just got his favour back, but maybe she wanted the challenge, maybe stupid, vile Wilbur wanted to fall right back into the hell he’d crawled up from just to see if she’d survive doing it all again, to see if Quackity would survive seeing her sob and beg again.’

    .\\ Wilbur loves Quackity, and it may or may not be reciprocated. (W.I.P.)

    Notes: im neutral in the Wilbur drama, idm if sss or wss interact! This fic might be long, I have ADHD and lose focus quickly but ill try really hard!!

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    The tears only start after they have gazed upon themself, their own crumpled body- fallen. The silent cries barely catching in the air as for the first time, the demon’s voice stops. Drifting into tense silence as it watches the angel hug themself, cradling their head as their wings splayed down across the nest, unweighted with a halo for the first time in centuries.

    They couldn’t even remember what had happened, except now they were apparently freed from violence and ever knowing eyes- but for what? Only to be cast down and discarded like the lowest of sinners, to be held by a demon in it’s very nest? The demons and monsters that lurked in the places that they were supposed to guide mortals and souls from, that they preached against, were now right beside them.

    What’s freedom worth when the fall seems to take more than the gain could ever give?

     

    or, a lost angel awakes in a demon's nest. Tired, confused and love starved

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    In which c!Quackity still loves his ex-fiancés, but might just love c!Wilbur too.

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    Quackity is about ready to go to sleep for the night when one Wilbur Soot appears at his door with a complaint and a bloody gash on his back.

    Previously, Wilbur's been too scared to show the scars on his back. But now, with no other choice, he has to trust Quackity enough to patch him up and view his imperfections.

    Maybe if his scars are treated kindly, they'll find themselves closer than ever before.

     

    aka Wilbur has scars he doesn't want to talk about, and Quackity treats him with kindness and respect so suddenly that he ends up talking about them.

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    “Wait! Since you got my name, it’s only fair if I got yours.”

    The prince stared down at the hooded man beneath him. He seemed to be contemplating the small question. Then, he beamed, with pink cheeks and curved eyes.

    “You can call me Q for now.”

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    Royalty AU where Wilbur Soot knows isn't supposed to fall in love with the prince from the enemy kingdom, Las Nevadas.

    But he does anyways.

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    I do not support Wilbur Soot in the slightest, these characters are separate from their content creators. Support victims always.

    Actual word count: ~20k (chapter 10 is the complete & re-written version)

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    ahhhh I have writers block
    uhh will make better summary later
    stupid gay men who r enemies but fall in love with each other !! :D
    A lot of headcanons will be included within this fanfic, such as Wilbur being a dog hybrid, sexualities, transgender hcs, ect. If you don't like ooc occurring or hcs being involved, READ SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!1

    yaoi
    notes will include warnings for chapter and whos pov it is

     

    I do NOT support the actual Wilbur soot and his actions, and these are only characters within the dream smp and NOT the actual content creators. (had to clarify this for the 5th time now I think??)

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    He was stuck in a haze. No matter where he went, no matter what he did, who he saw, and what he said. It never lifted.

    Wilbur was tired of a life he only just started. He felt shame for being tired over nothing at all.

    He was only eighteen.

    or, i wrote a oneshot of wilbur being sad...again

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    Quackity and Wilbur run a nation together. It does not go as planned.

     

    // or, TNT duo Left Brain, Right Brain AU

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    They used to be something
    Used to be being the key word

    OR: where Tommy’s a gremlin, Tubbo baffles everyone, Foolish is just a Nice Guy, no one deserves Puffy, blackmail, lying, and punching assholes in the face are all Very Good Things, and I revisit my 2020-2022 hyperfixation while scrolling through old drafts
    enjoy
    C not CC i do not agree with actions CCs have done

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    "Catherine, these are my twin boys, Techno and Wilbur. They're very well behaved and i'm sure you'll love them." Their father talked to the lady as if she was the most important thing in the world, such a soft voice he only reserved for his children.

    "I'm so glad to finally meet you two! I'm so happy to be the stepmother of such wonderful children." She spoke in a sickly sweet voice, honey laced with venom.

    God...Wilbur was hating this woman more and more by the second.

    OR

    Hansel and Gretel but make it twins duo.

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    This is basically just Incelbur aka Wilbur Soot being a dumb horny mother fucker who's obsession with this one girl slowly gets more and more out of hand p.s they fuck eventually :D

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    He is tugged out of his dreams abruptly with the sound of a crow cawing outside. Wilbur does not know what she was dreaming and he does not care to try to remember. It doesn't matter anyway. They're just dreams and you'll forget them eventually.

    Wilbur's back hurts, but that's given considering it had slept on the metal floor of a van. Tommy had the mattress, and when Wilbur turned his head, he could see fluffy blonde hair peeking out from where the younger was tucked under a blanket. She can't help but smile, his brother is her everything. It would do anything for her brother to be happy.

     

    Wilbur is taking a fun trip to Utah!

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    ‼️Discontinued‼️

    Read chapter 9 for ending summary.

    Dream frowned at him, his mouth forming words Tommy couldn't hear.

    “I can’t understand you, y’know. Someone took my hearing aids.” Tommy sat back in his chair with crossed arms and an agitated glare. Dream picked up the notebook that was sitting on the table and wrote aggressively, an annoyed look on his face.

    And if you keep this attitude up, you’ll never get them back. 

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    Crimeboys Foster/High School au where Wilbur and Tommy are both deaf/hard of hearing
    (title from backflip by the front bottoms)

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    just a lil fun thing I'm doing :3

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    Wilbur hadn't asked to be revived.

    But he couldn't deny that being able to feel again was amazing. Especially when that feeling was pain.

    Or, Wilbur stumbles into Quackity's office looking like he's been mauled by a bear and Quackity tries to be there for him.

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    A distant humming was always tugging in his mind.

    Always. Vehemence could never let go of the awful sounds that scratched at the back of his mind, tugging on his sweater.

    Emotions.

    Emotions are everywhere, he would know best. Everyone is feeling something, emptiness being one of them. They never go away. That’s why he hates leaving home, the familiar, comforting emotions of his family. But this is his job, to be out. To be a figure to look up to, a hero.

    He will always be a hero, nothing and no one will ever change that.

    The distant hums were slowly becoming screams in his ears.

    He couldn’t figure out why. Who could have such strong-

    No

    Confusing emotions?

    Vehemence pinched the bridge of his nose and remembered why he was even called out here.

    Some new fucking villain, Helix or some shit.

    The screams became deafening screeches

    Than it all paused, it all became quiet. A quiet Vehemence had never had the pleasure of experiencing.

    “What a pleasure it is to finally meet you.”

    Vehemence’s head shot up and he searched through the dark alley from afar.

    “Vehemence.”

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    Wilbur Soot was madly in love with his best friend from the ripe old age of 16. He's now 25 and a famous musician who still is in fact, in love with his best friend, Alex Quackity. No matter what he would drop everything for the man. So when Quackity calls him asking if he'd be up to pretend to be his boyfriend at a family gathering, Wilbur didn't even hesitate when saying yes.

    Because you know what they say, “Fake it till you make it.”
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    Finished!

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