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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    When Alastor agreed to marry Lucifer, he was expecting to gain influence, importance, and a healthy dose of independence.

    He wasn't expecting a set of irksome in-laws.

    With his new title as prince consort (re-designation to king still in the works), Alastor now has royal duties to attend to. He expected his honeymoon to be a lazy few weeks with Lucifer at the Manor, indulging in whatever might take their fancy. But they need to take their honeymoon on the road. Or to be more accurate: through the Rings.

    As the newest royal couple in Hell, the Sins are expecting to host them for a week at a time, to show them their sights and culture, to meet the new prince consort (seeing as they weren’t invited to the wedding) – and his new status comes with the privilege of inter-Ring travel for Alastor. Yippee.

    With all manner of commitments – bloodsports, wine tastings, shopping trips, performances – Alastor comes to realise that whilst the trappings of royalty may have been exciting at first, all he wants to do is spend time with his new husband. This is their honeymoon, after all.

    They will fight, they will make up, but at the end of the day– will their new marriage survive these demands?

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    11 Aug 2026

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    His Radio Demon was out cold by the time Lucifer settled in the bed with him in his arms, absently stroking his ears with one hand while staring sightlessly at his phone, wondering if maybe he’d finally lost his mind.

    Fatigue, vomiting, weight gain, mood swings, strange cravings…

    It wasn’t possible. Sinners literally couldn’t reproduce. And yet…

    Maybe he should contact Belphagor and see if she could give him a checkup. At least he knew he could count on her discretion. He didn’t have to tell Alastor why. The Sinner would laugh him out of the room if he so much as mentioned the “p” word.

    Or murder him.

    Really, it could go either way.

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    Against all odds (and his own biology), the great and powerful Radio Demon has caught pregnancy and IT IS ALL LUCIFER'S FAULT. Lucifer, meanwhile, finds out he doesn't have to protect his deer from Hell so much as he has to protect Hell (and his deer) from Alastor, himself...

    Completed: 10/31/25

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Ever since Lucifer came to the somewhat horrifying realization that Alastor hasn’t slept in only God knows how long he has been trying (and failing) to fix that.

    He doesn’t know why Alastor seems to resist the allure of a good night sleep with every fiber of his being, but he does know that if he doesn’t get some actual rest soon his prickly cactus is going to hurt himself. Unfortunately, every attempt to figure out why Alastor is so sleep avoidant has been met with an increasingly unhappy Radio Demon which has now resulted in an embargo on all discussions about sleep and a threat of being ban from the kitchen (and cut off from his only supply of decent -- and magically imbued — teas in Hell).

    But Lucifer is nothing if not persistent and even if he has to deal with hoards of Sinners, the machinations of irritating Overlords, Charlies sudden bizarre obsession with media management, and Alastor’s own stubbornness he is going to find a way to get his Sweetpea a good nights sleep.

    Even if it takes some drastic measures.

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Ever since the events of The Scary Box, Alastor has been acting strangely, stranger even than Lucifer expects from that weirdo. He was always a little staticky but now getting too close to him results in a shock. Then more than a shock, Alastor's power is building uncontrollably and there's only one being in Hell that could possibly hope to contain it.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Lucifer comes to live at the hotel manic and unbalanced, driving his daughter and the other residents up the wall. Unable to think of a better plan, Vaggie makes a Deal with Alastor. He would take care of the king for six months, after which Lucifer would be forced to leave the hotel.

    Alastor takes to the task with gusto, but quickly finds out he might be in over his head.

    If only it weren’t for these inconvenient feelings getting in the way...

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    12 Jul 2026