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The Mechanics of Being Human by EllieByrrd (CSKasem), JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2026
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What happens when the machine takes over man? The man might be more than machine.
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Just Friends by EllieByrrd (CSKasem) for The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2026
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The four times Harry and Hermione had sex, and the one time it most definitely did not count.
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Theo was offered an alternate option to 12 years in prison. He took it, but he really should have read the fine print.
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Theo might be crazy, but he isn't an idiot, right?
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Think Bugonia but make it romantic and wildly different.
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Where The People Aren't by EllieByrrd (CSKasem), The_Taco_Writes for augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies)
08 Aug 2026
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Draco Malfoy is stuck at the Malfoy Manor under house arrest and nurses an unfortunate infatuation with one Hermione Granger.
He is also haunted by the loss of his father, unable to process his very complicated feelings like a normal person, because Draco Malfoy is anything but normal.
A mermaid he finds in the lake of his estate helps him deal with his emotions and helps him straighten his life out.
Sometimes all you need is a corkscrew dick to fix your life.
Who knew.Series
- Part 17 of Crack Fics By Taco
- Part 25 of Gifts for friends
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Gifts for friends by EllieByrrd (CSKasem), The_Taco_Writes
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies)
08 Aug 2026
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Crack Fics By Taco by EllieByrrd (CSKasem), The_Taco_Writes
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies)
08 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace comes home.
For him, it has been long enough to build a life among the stars.
Earth has barely had time to grieve him.
Bookmarked by EllieByrrd (CSKasem)
25 Jul 2026
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger works with the Ministry’s post-war archives, sorting through what the war left behind and what pure-blood families tried to bury.
A new case leads her to Nott Manor, where a blood seal protects documents tied to old pure-blood vows. Theodore Nott returns to Britain as the last heir of his family — and the only key to an archive that should probably have stayed closed.
What begins as a Ministry assignment turns into something far more dangerous: a trail of memory, power, family loyalty, and choices that were never as clean as the Ministry wanted them to be.
Bookmarked by EllieByrrd (CSKasem)
29 Jun 2026
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When Theo and Hermione end up trapped in an elevator, secrets are exposed, bonds are uncovered, and passions are explored.
Or...
The one where they fuck in the lift.
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Bookmarked by EllieByrrd (CSKasem)
24 Jun 2026
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Bathe In Your Sins by thelostriversong for Mykonos19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2026
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A bottle of red wine.
A bubble bath.
A flirty Theo, and an easily won over Hermione.
A scandal in the making.Bookmarked by EllieByrrd (CSKasem)
24 Jun 2026
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When Hermione finds herself dating two men at once, she knows it's unsustainable, and she will need to pick one. But she's falling for both... how will she ever choose between her former lover and her reformed childhood bully?
**POSTING WILL RESUME ON THIS FIC IN NOVEMBER 2026**
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Bookmarked by EllieByrrd (CSKasem)
24 Jun 2026