ConfusedBiQueer
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Near Beheadings by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
12 Aug 2026
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What if, during AWTWB, Simon hadn’t been visited by a goblin, but by a pixie? And, instead of almost getting stabbed, he gets sprayed by sex pollen?
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Written for Erotic Grope Fest 2026
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- Part 13 of Lee’s SnowBaz Smut
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After a renovation, the uni's gym has been moved next to the Mexican folklore dance classroom, and Baz is impressed with a pair of muscles coming his way.
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A silly, cutesy SnowBaz fic with the prompts "muscles" and "love"
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- Part 6 of Mexican SnowBaz
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First Coven Meeting by ConfusedBiQueer for ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 May 2026
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At the opposite end of Dr. Pitch’s seat, there was an empty chair that wasn’t mine. I belonged next to Tasha, where she was already saving my spot by her side. To check the last member missing, I turned around one last time, to free myself from the duty of holding a bloody door, only to watch him walking towards me.
The world crumbled beneath my feet with every step he took.
He wouldn’t meet my eyes and barely even acknowledged me as he kept walking my way, but he paused when he reached me.
“Grimm,” he said.
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Malcolm Grimm attends his first meeting as a provisional Coven member, and it goes badly after he watches his ex marching into the meeting. Bad decisions and mistakes are made.
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- English
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- 7,285
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- 1/1
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- 3
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pijama del pri y de hello kitty by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Feb 2026
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Es el cumpleaños de Baz y Simon lo despierta como se debe.
Un cumpleaños mexicano.
It's Baz's birthday, and Simon wakes him up in a very Mexican way. English Version Available
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- Part 5 of Mexican SnowBaz
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If You Were Me by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Dec 2025
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Simon Snow came to Watford with hopes of finding his people, but most especially, his roommate—his brother, his match. But life had other plans and paired him up with the worst person ever instead: Basilton Grimm-Pitch. One day, they were fighting as they usually do, but Simon wished for Baz to be him. With magic.
A switching-bodies spell gone wrong that's both the worst and the best thing that's ever happened to Simon and Baz.
A Carry On Countdown 2025 Fic
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Lee’s SnowBaz Smut by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandom Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
12 Aug 2026
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This Series contains all my BDSM and vanilla smut of SnowBaz. Most of them (except the first three) can be read as stand alones/one shots
Enjoy the porn
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- 137,746
- Works:
- 13
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Lee's First Kinktober by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandom Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 19,637
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- 8
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- 1
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Watching through the Veil by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandom Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
20 Jan 2022
- Words:
- 18,836
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- 2
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- 3
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Holidays with the Older Generation by ConfusedBiQueer
Fandom Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 33,346
- Works:
- 2
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Return to Sender by ciescen for probablylily
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Jul 2026
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Penny hands me a box of pink envelopes and a purple spiral notebook. “Since you won’t have a phone or a computer, I need to get a little creative if I want to remain in touch with you during the summer.”
“And these are…?”
“Love Letters — magicked envelopes that you can use to send letters to someone who loves you. Despite the name, it's not just for romantic lovers. My parents gave these to me because it’s faster than sending them letters by bird. And better yet, it won’t require you to risk using your magic on sending spells. They’re already prepared. You just put your letter in it, address it, and seal it with a kiss.”
Then, Simon accidentally writes an incomplete address on a letter to Penny, which causes it to get sent to an unknown recipient instead.
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An open (love) letter to Simon Snow by johnwgrey
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jun 2026
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Happy birthday, Simon. I had so much to tell you I didn't think one tumblr post would be enough so I wrote you this letter. I hope you're having the best day. I love you so much.
Bookmarked by ConfusedBiQueer
22 Jun 2026
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happy birthday, simon. we love you, miracle boy
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Eyes on me by shushu_yaoi_lj for P_pato_roldnart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Feb 2026
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“Porn.”
Snow gapes at me from the sofa, blinking a couple of times.
“Beg your pardon?” he asks.
“Porn is the solution to your current problems,” I explain calmly, sipping on my tea. “Not watching it, but making it. You can easily make porn and then sell it online.”
Snow looks at me like I’ve grown at least a couple of heads.
“B-b-but—who on earth would buy porn of me?”
I know at least one person.Or the one where Dev starts plotting.
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Heated Magicians by kayla96k
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 Feb 2026
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Basilton Grimm Pitch, captain of the Las Vegas Flames and Simon Snow, captain of the Los Angeles Chimeras, have been embroiled in a bitter (many would say heated) rivalry since their rookie season in the NHL.
What the world doesn't know, what they absolutely CANNOT know, is that the heat that fuels their passion on the ice has also been burning behind the scenes in a much different way. What happens when the Chosen One of hockey is pitted against the moody superstar of the ice? Nothing that the rest of the league, or their fans, would ever expect.
Bookmarked by ConfusedBiQueer
04 Feb 2026
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SnowBaz Heated Rivalry AU
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what the fuck is exy? by redxlotus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
17 Jan 2026
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Ilya and Shane have tickets to a hockey game at Palmetto State University. There’s a tiny problem, though. PSU does not have a hockey team.
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Ilya and Shane trying to answer the question: What the fuck is exy? for a whole day.
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- Part 1 of AFTG x Heated Rivalry
Bookmarked by ConfusedBiQueer
17 Jan 2026
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Heated Rivalry AND All For The Game!!!!