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    Marinette is now a cat, reasons only recently determined.
    She is also now in Gotham.
    Surprise everyone, it's an asshole.

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    Shenanigans with Soundwave & Co. (hence the name of the series).

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    Anakin has had a hard life, so once he dies he should be able to find peace, right?

    One might think that, and while the potential is there, that's not what happens.

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    Some normal and not-so-normal adventures in the life of one Darcy Lewis.
    But mostly not-so-normal.

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    A coffee shop AU but the coffee is snakes.

    Or: In which Harry lives in the snake-infested equivalent of a TARDIS and pseudo-adopts an incredibly confused but still relentlessly ambitious Tom Riddle.

    Tom thought he was hallucinating, to begin with. Suddenly, between the dilapidated Potions store and the magical equipment repair store, there was a dizzyingly green overgrowth of plants and vines and venomous flowers that only parted to show a door when one stood directly opposite it. The greenery practically burst out of the walls and even between the cobbles of the cobblestone path outside, as though it was carnivorous, insatiable, uncontainable.

    He initially presumed that it might be some kind of exotic plant shop, but then he heard the whispers from within, and noticed that, if he squinted, the twisting, writhing vines above the door seemed to spell out a single word: Serpensortia.

    Tom was inside the door before he knew it.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    A wistfulness filled his smooth, timeless features. “I’ve had so few candidates for true companions. I like the idea of seeing your angry cat face on a regular basis for the remainder of my existence.”

    Tom spluttered. “I don’t have an angry cat face—”

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    Minister Riddle won his election in part because he took the extremely charitable path of adopting a war orphan—Harry Potter, the child of a historically Light family—and raising the boy as his own. It was an investment worth making… or it had been, until his quiet, clever son grew into a brilliant, scheming Omega determined to seduce his adoptive father by any means necessary.

    Or: Harry out-Slytherins the ultimate Slytherin, and Tom’s absentee parenting comes back to bite him on the ass.

    (Or make him bite Harry on the ass. Or. Whatever. It’s all very bad-wrong and you should probably avoid this story unless you are morally bankrupt. Like me.)

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Lol
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    Tom was doing the boy a favour by staying out of his life.

    If only Harry could be convinced of the same. Because, as he settled into Riddle Manor and grew secure under Tom’s protection—he told Tom on his tenth birthday that he was “too big of an investment” for Tom to back out of—he seemed to develop the erroneous belief that he could make demands on Tom that resembled actual… fathering.
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    Tom had warded his study even more assiduously afterwards, since his previous wards had become inexplicably tolerant of Harry’s magical signature. Even Tom’s own wards were sabotaging him. It was as though Harry’s impudence was infecting the very manor around him;
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    Still, despite Harry’s many advantages, the boy was exhausting. Never before had Tom understood, so viscerally, the harried look on Molly Weasley’s face.
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    Harry swung his legs under the table; he was still too short for them to reach the floor. “You being jealous was super cute.”

    Tom shut his eyes and counted to ten.

    “What? Gonna hex me? Wouldn’t blame you, honestly.”

    Tom extended his count to fourteen. For Harry’s sake. When Tom opened his eyes, Harry was still there, and was still just as maddening, like some sort of curse that had taken human form and wouldn’t leave its victim alone.

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    Harriet Potter finds herself thrown back into 1932 and straight into the arms of Percival Graves.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Very cute and fluffy so far

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    Harry Potter, Master of Death, was reborn fifty-one times with his soulmate Tom Riddle in various eras and universes. They finally returned to their first life after a millennia of absurdity and amusement, and Harry's ready to make the most of it.

    Chaos shall reign supreme.

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    22 Apr 2019

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    "Hagrid, what's that?" Draco said suddenly, pointing at the looming fire that Hagrid had attempted to block with his hulking figure.

    "Er, it's me fire, that's what." Hagrid said, suddenly sounding shifty.

    "No it's not." Draco insisted, a note of alarm entering his voice. "There's something in the fire, and I've seen enough photos of dragon eggs that I know exactly what that is. I'm literally named after a dragon, Hagrid."
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    Life #3
    "What?" Death choked out, staring incredulously at his Master.

    "It's not a big deal, I swear," Harry insisted. "But is it... is it gay to have a weird dream about a guy?"

    "Harry, I'm the god of Death. Don't you have someone better to vent about your sexual awakening to?" Death sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

    "No, not really. You're the one who told me and Voldemort that we're... we're s-soulmates," Harry bit out defensively, flushing a little at the last bit.

    "What, are you still in denial about that?"

    "Denial? Who, me?" Harry exclaimed with false bravado. "What's denial?"

    Death looked like he was about to cry from frustration.

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    COMPLETED! Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure."
    No relationships prior to year four.

     


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    06 Aug 2026

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    "I have maybe good news," Remus told us at breakfast on a rainy Sunday. "Professor Dumbledore invited me to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts."

    "Don't drown," Harry blurted out.

    "He won't drown," I assured my twin. "Remus will be smart and only accept a year-long contract so that way the curse won't bother him."

    "Correct… why would I drown?" Remus raised an eyebrow.

    "No reason," we said.
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    Tom's magic coiled in thought. His opinion on Death Eaters had taken a significant nose dive after he watched me effortlessly steal from them all summer.
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    It took a little under half my time at Hogsmeade to get everything on my list. I spent the other time browsing the newspaper stand.

    Despite the fact that I had performed over a dozen successful robberies, none of them were reported in the press. I could only conclude that they either hadn't checked their Gringotts vault yet, or they didn't want to come clean about their lack of wealth.

    The Wizarding World didn't have insurance, after all. Shit got stolen? Sucks to suck.
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    “Gosh, and here I was feeling all proud of myself with my long term goals.”

    “You’re doing better than most,” Tom praised me.

    “Aww. Thanks for calling me above average. That’s so sweet.”

    “Not everyone can reach my standards of genius,” he said coyly.
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    “Harry,” I gasped. “Tom is a fantastic boyfriend.”

    “Mm-hmm.”

    I wagged my finger at him. “I don’t wanna hear it, mister. Until you have pulled off a risky heist like that without us getting hurt, you’re not in the same boat to talk.”

    Harry narrowed his eyes. “Fine. I will.”

    I blinked. “Wait, what—”

    “You and me,” said Harry stubbornly, folding his arms over his chest. “We’re going to steal from Gringotts.”

    “Wait, what—”

    “You’re my twin,” said Harry. “If you’re a thief, so am I. We go down together.”

    “But—”

    Harry patted my shoulder. “And when we successfully steal from Gringotts and neither of us get hurt… I will have the upper hand.”

    “Harry. You can’t just steal from Gringotts to spite my boyfriend—”

    “Watch me,” he whispered.
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    [Short for yandere lol, Rosie to Tom]
    “Bit of a yan aren’t you?”

    “What?”

    “Your obsessive tendencies are so endearing.”

    “Thank you. What’s a yan?”

    “So cute.”

    “Rosie, what’s a yan?”

    I only smiled in response.