WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
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Sorry excuse for a collar by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons for LadyJekyll
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
03 Jul 2024
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New kink unlocked.
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When struggling comedian Alex Horne decides he needs an additional source of income besides open mic gigs, he thinks he’s finally found the perfect job where he can make some money to get him his dreamed-of show at Edinburgh while still having enough time to work on his comedy.
The role is perfect, except for one thing.
The man from the pub across the street.
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The Assistant writes the tasks. The Taskmaster judges the contestants. But how does the Taskmaster judge his Assistant?
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Alex Horne leads a perfectly acceptable and normal life working admin for the town council.
Until one day, he receives a mysterious invitation.
Alex had lived in Chesham for nearly three years, and he had never heard of this Chesham Bury Manor. And a ball, a masquerade ball at that… it seemed far too fancy of an event for this little town.
And perhaps of even greater pertinence…far too fancy an event for the likes of Alex Horne.
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The Ornithologist by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, The Cleaner (UK TV 2021)
23 Sep 2023
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Wicky cleans up a crime scene at a bird sanctuary.
"Ah, hello there," Wicky said, with a cheery, but respectful, smile. "Alex Horne, is it?"
The man tilted his head slightly, not unlike a bird, really. "Dr. Alex Horne, yes."
"Sorry. Doctor Horne." Wicky looked down at his clipboard, scribbling a quick 'Dr' in indecipherable writing beside the man's name. If there was one thing he'd learned over the years, it was that people could be very particular about their names and fancy titles, even in the face of death.
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Storytime with Little Alex Horne by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
Fandom Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
18 Jun 2023
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Mistress Claus by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
04 Nov 2017
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Despite Alex's job as a handler, his day-to-day is mostly nothing too exciting... that is until he gets assigned a new agent: the fabled Taskmaster.
Just a silly little Handler/Secret agent AU
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Bookmarked by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
03 Nov 2023
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Everything I Gave You by rottenapplemil for Illuminescence
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
25 Oct 2023
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“After everything I gave you - my heart, my soul, my future- you would choose this. This is not a game of wits nor a return to the primal... Simply, Sir, I just love you”
Bookmarked by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
30 Oct 2023
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In Every Possible Way by Illuminescence for rottenapplemil
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
25 Oct 2023
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Little Alex Horne has spent a long, but satisfying, day serving his hero/dad/boss/owner, Lord Greg Davies at the Taskmaster house, but now it’s time for him to slink off to the caravan to sleep. Surely nothing unsettling has happened during the day that will weigh on his mind as he lies there, desperately lonely for His touch.
He panics – bucking and pushing with all his might – every instinct screaming through his blood. Fight! Flee! Fucking do something! But his every thrash is countered – pinning his other hand, his hips, his ankles. He smears his own face against the wall, his last outlet, when suddenly he feels firm warmth press against his cheek. A soft cradling hand holding him – stopping him from hitting his head.
And oh, He knows this touch.Series
- Part 1 of Taskmonsters
Bookmarked by WhenLifeGivesYouLemons
30 Oct 2023