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"But here’s the thing, my little chili babies,” he said as he gestured wildly and headed back to his desk. “All three of those theories are hot stinky cat dookie. The true meaning of life, the actual ethical system you should all follow, is nihilism. The world is empty. There is no point to anything and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. And now, I’m gonna eat my marshmallow candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts.”
What happens when your philosophy professor puts peeps in a chili pot and stirs them all up, whilst encouraging you to follow nihilism?
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anachronisms by murrimabutterfly
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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To put it very succinctly: Clark Kent was bizarre.
It wasn’t the first impression of the man, but rather the accumulation of all the pieces that led Bruce to that conclusion. On first impression, Clark Kent was inexplicably bland. Slumped posture, timid presence, suit from the bargain bin’s last call section. His glasses were slightly bent, and his hair was objectively a mess. His accent was from the midwest, his manners from the last century. Overall, an unremarkable man.
Or: Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent for the first time. Bruce tries to unwind the mystery that is this seemingly unassuming reporter.
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is it gay to like guys by murrimabutterfly
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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Fujioka was pretty. He was pretty in a way no guy Ritsu had ever seen was. Androgynous, but somehow masculine. Delicate, but sturdy. Sculpted, but not made of harsh angles. Quite literally, the best compromise of every option. Absolutely perfect, but in the kind of understated way that made him approachable.
…but, fuck, it probably wasn’t normal to think about guys this way. Even pretty boys like Fujioka. It wasn’t that Fujioka was girly. It was that Fujioka was Fujioka.Ritsu Kasanoda realizes the way he feels about Haruhi Fujioka probably isn't heterosexual. Pining and existential crisis ensues.
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eternity doesn't always mean forever by murrimabutterfly
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
10 Dec 2025
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It had been two and a half years that they’d been stuck here, if Vpzsk’s calendar was correct.
And they were never going home. They were stuck in a video game for eternity, so he might as well as enjoy it.
Dive off a cliff to your death, then enjoy a respawn.
Piss off the NPCs until they mob you and cackle as they stampede you into a pancake.
Shove your friends (or, well, Ragatha) into the firing line, and play off their fake death.
It’s all fake, right? Sure, they all call you an asshole and they get mad and being hit by a train fucking hurts, but it’s not real, right? You’re just sentient pixels. No biggie.
Jax contemplates the reality of their existence as more time passes. Someone abstracts.
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- Part 3 of ribbitverse
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For the first time in his life, Yuuji understood what addiction felt like.
Megumi was his addiction.
Every piece of him that could be seen as effeminate—his waist, his ankles, his eyes, his lips—made him infinitely more handsome, and infinitely more irresistible. Megumi was a man—a perfect, sexy, remarkable man. And Yuuji wanted to mark every inch of him.
But Megumi was stubbornly insecure, no matter how much Yuuji proved to him he was worthy.Yuuji is determined to show his boyfriend he is worthy of both lust and love.
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- Part 2 of like you mean it
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like you mean it by murrimabutterfly
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
12 Oct 2025
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Cutting the Fibrin Netting by SwampSpirit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV)
02 Feb 2024
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After a podcast turns the shoddy investigation of Jason Todd’s death into a national issue, the BAU is left to solve the case and smooth over the scandal.
The deeper they dig, the more suspicious the story seems, and the more clues start pointing in one direction: Dick Grayson.
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The Criminal Minds team knows a liar when they meet one, and Dick Grayson is a liar to the bone. Unfortunately for everyone, ‘Dick Grayson is a cold blooded murderer’ is an easier leap for a team of criminal profilers than “Dick Grayson is protecting his father’s identity as a vigilante.”- Language:
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
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12 Aug 2026
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and where you go, i will go too (yes, i am now a part of you) by andy_aguecheek
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
29 Jul 2020
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“I, uh…” Zuko shifted in his seat. “Well…” He gestured vaguely, hands following the movement of his wrists. “Yes,” he settled on finally, averting his eyes. “I’ve met my soulmate.”
“What?” Sokka leaned forward interestedly, ignoring the soft ache behind his ribcage. “Is it that goth chick? Mel?”
“Mai,” Zuko snapped. “And...no, it’s not her.”
“Then who?” Suki asked. “Do we know her?”
“Yes—No. It doesn’t matter.”
“You don’t have to tell us, Zuko—” Katara started.
“Good!” Zuko said, standing up. “Because I don’t want to!”
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Soulmate AU Where you see in grayscale until you hear your soulmate laugh for the first time. Sokka laughs a lot, loud, proud, and bright. Zuko...barely even smiles.
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29 Jul 2026
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“I’m going to go practice some firebending forms,” Zuko says stiffly, running a hand through the tangles in his hair. “Tell Aang to join me if he wants to once he wakes up.” Gold eyes dart up to where Aang had strung up a makeshift hammock and was still sleeping soundly, snoring like a buffalo yak.
“Alright,” Sokka says, watching as he walks out without another word, evidently having reverted back into his usual brooding self. “Have fun!” He calls after Zuko loudly, which he means to be sarcastic, but comes out painfully, embarrassingly sincere. His face burns, and as soon as Zuko passes out of sight into the the temple, Katara turns to him, leveling him with a Look.
“You like him.” She says, and it’s not a question.
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29 Jul 2026
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Sokka thinks fortune-telling is bullshit, until Aunt Wu tells him he's going to marry the Firelord. Then he knows fortune-telling is bullshit.
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28 Jul 2026