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i love you enough to celebrate by not_a_frog
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Christmas is easy compared to birthdays. A whole day, just for one person? What do you even do for that? How big of a milestone is five thousand supposed to be? And, most important of all, how can you celebrate a birthday when neither of you even know the day it was on?
These are the questions sphinx Veritas Ratio is asking about his partner, the last unicorn, Aventurine.
Recommended to read the first fic in the series before this one, but it should be feasible to understand without it!
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- Part 2 of celebrations
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In the wake of his wife Guizhong's passing, Mr. Zhongli has adopted two 17-year-olds, Hu Tao and Xiao. Family therapy is surely a good idea, right? Therapist Baizhu might not agree after the hell that is spending time with these weirdos.
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Aventurine is known as a difficult skater to work with. He's pushy, argumentative, and a self-proclaimed slacker. He has rushed through a series of coaches, none lasting more than a month, as he either gets tired of them or they give up on him and his tendency to mouth off. Next in this long line is one Veritas Ratio, who has his own difficult reputation to wrestle with. Known as strict and impossible to please, Ratio always gets his way in the end. As Aventurine runs out of potential coaching options, their two skating worlds finally meet while Aventurine struggles to pass this final level: the Gold Singles Test.
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last christmas i gave you the perfect gift, now what the hell do i get you this year? by not_a_frog for bastardcatboy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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What do you get for someone who has everything?
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- Part 1 of celebrations
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He turned, and oh shit, Zhongli! Hi!
Oh wait, not Zhongli. The robe and the arms, which were fully covered in intricate geo patterns, made that clear. Wow, nice arms. Like that one fairy tale, ‘oh, what nice arms you have’. Did Zhongli still have arms like that? No, Childe, not the time. It was the middle of the Archon War, three thousand years in the past, and Zhongli as he knew him would not exist until long into the future.
This was Morax - lone leader of the now-fallen Guili Assembly, now rebuilt as the beginnings of Liyue Harbor, and he was at the peak of his martial prowess as a contender for the Geo Archon’s throne.
(Passage from chapter 8)
Or: Childe falls into the Abyss, and time travel fuckery ensues.
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fics set on the dream smp server!
warning: canon divergence is frequent sjdkjs
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a fantasy au starring the sbi :]
*slaps au* this bad boy can fit so much unnecessary world-building. the info doc is at 8k words and there are so many pieces i havent even touched on yet. please help me.
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tommy has prophetic dreams. he also goes batshit and i support it
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a dsmp au where the sbi are royalty from a far-off country. a little canon divergent, but i tried my best :] current timeline is from when tommy joined the smp to when techno joined
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The Awful Edges Where You End and I Begin by a_vessel_of_evolution for not_a_frog
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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Childe finally learns about the meaning of the marriage chopsticks. He spirals.
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25 Dec 2025
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ouuuuuuuugh im hurting them with my mind
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the echo of everything that has ever been spoken by Niklaren
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Feb 2025
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The life and times of Geto Suguru...who was never really just Geto Suguru.
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You sit there, with power curling around your hands, and a little figure forms in your hands. The curse looks up at you, watching. Waiting for you to give it an order. Fingers brush against its sharp ridges, and it accepts the touch like a cherished pet accepts affection from its owner. It would do anything you tell it to, you realize then.
Moonlight pours in from the open window, and there you sit, a boy with memories that he should not remember, and a curse in his arms.
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“I’m from the future—seven years in the future.”
There’s a long, drawn-out silence. Itachi’s face is unreadable as he stares at Sasuke.
“You’re what?” he finally says.
Sasuke travels back in time to stop the war. He infiltrates the Akatsuki in order to kill them - he doesn't expect to take a page out of Naruto's book and befriend them instead.
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"Wait a minute, you're not a woman!" The kidnapper gapes at Kakashi's very flat chest and the clear absence of boobs.
"Ohhh, you wanted the woman," he blinks up at them, "that would be my partner in the green."
"Impossible!" Another bandit points a wickedly curved blade at Kakashi's face. "That was the manliest man I have ever laid eyes upon!"
"Is it the eyebrows?" Kakashi manages to ask before he's knocked unconscious again.
(Where Maito Gai is born a girl, and not much actually change.)
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17 Dec 2025
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LOVED this. THIS is how you do a genderbend au
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A.K.A. 5 Times Iruka was painfully oblivious to Kakashi’s advances and 1 time it all works out.