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i love you enough to celebrate by not_a_frog
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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Christmas is easy compared to birthdays. A whole day, just for one person? What do you even do for that? How big of a milestone is five thousand supposed to be? And, most important of all, how can you celebrate a birthday when neither of you even know the day it was on?
These are the questions sphinx Veritas Ratio is asking about his partner, the last unicorn, Aventurine.
Recommended to read the first fic in the series before this one, but it should be feasible to understand without it!
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- Part 2 of celebrations
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In the wake of his wife Guizhong's passing, Mr. Zhongli has adopted two 17-year-olds, Hu Tao and Xiao. Family therapy is surely a good idea, right? Therapist Baizhu might not agree after the hell that is spending time with these weirdos.
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Aventurine is known as a difficult skater to work with. He's pushy, argumentative, and a self-proclaimed slacker. He has rushed through a series of coaches, none lasting more than a month, as he either gets tired of them or they give up on him and his tendency to mouth off. Next in this long line is one Veritas Ratio, who has his own difficult reputation to wrestle with. Known as strict and impossible to please, Ratio always gets his way in the end. As Aventurine runs out of potential coaching options, their two skating worlds finally meet while Aventurine struggles to pass this final level: the Gold Singles Test.
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last christmas i gave you the perfect gift, now what the hell do i get you this year? by not_a_frog for bastardcatboy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jan 2025
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What do you get for someone who has everything?
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- Part 1 of celebrations
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He turned, and oh shit, Zhongli! Hi!
Oh wait, not Zhongli. The robe and the arms, which were fully covered in intricate geo patterns, made that clear. Wow, nice arms. Like that one fairy tale, ‘oh, what nice arms you have’. Did Zhongli still have arms like that? No, Childe, not the time. It was the middle of the Archon War, three thousand years in the past, and Zhongli as he knew him would not exist until long into the future.
This was Morax - lone leader of the now-fallen Guili Assembly, now rebuilt as the beginnings of Liyue Harbor, and he was at the peak of his martial prowess as a contender for the Geo Archon’s throne.
(Passage from chapter 8)
Or: Childe falls into the Abyss, and time travel fuckery ensues.
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Can't Talk Right Now, Doing Hot Girl Shit by menphina for cats_and_dr_pepper
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
13 Dec 2022
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Sometime between the end of the war and when Fox got shot, Coruscant Guard CMO Basher got their hands on the good drugs. That was the only explanation, really.
Someone (Thorn) also made the mistake of giving Fox a datapad.
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- Part 2 of Trans Fox Agenda
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there but for the grace of god by wanderlove
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 Apr 2021
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There’s nothing particularly remarkable about Sullust.
Well, except for Obi-Wan’s time-traveling son. But, you know. Apart from that.Or, baby-Luke-raised-by-Ben-Kenobi shows up in the middle of the Clone Wars, causes Anakin and Obi-Wan to put two and two together and get forty-five, and in the process inspires a series of heartfelt conversations that may or may not avert the terrible future he’s from.
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“Okay, maybe we shouldn’t have told him his dad would still love him if he was a nudist,” Fennec says, looking down at the abandoned potato sack garment in the middle of the palace hangar bay floor.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi, Ambassador of Mandalore by alexjanna91
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jun 2022
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knock, knock, it's housekeeping by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Aug 2023
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“Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
“That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
The Jedi sniffs.
“That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
“I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
“Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”(Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)