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"Damn," Jabber says, voice echoing through the emptiness of the shrine and bouncing off the walls. "Never seen something like this before."
"I would hope not," someone says, and he whirls around sharply enough that he stumbles and nearly falls, looking up to find the source of the voice.
There's a man on the roof. Jabber swears that he wasn't there a minute ago, because he'd just come from the walkway underneath that very roof and he would've noticed. He doesn't look older than him, but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to gods. And he has to be a god — it's the only thing that makes sense. The way he'd appeared out of nowhere, the old clothes that nobody wears anymore, the colors all over him that happen to be a perfect match of the shrine around them.
The fact that his eyes are glowing the same blue as the water.
(Jabber doesn't mean to stumble into an abandoned shrine, but he's not about to leave so easily now that this place has drawn his attention. The only other person here is a god who refuses to acknowledge his divinity and fights like it's the only thing keeping him alive, hiding a secret beneath them that Jabber's determined to uncover.)
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breath too slow from a long last night by oliveden
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
03 Aug 2026
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"No, I meant, when I die."
He pauses, finally shifting to face him properly and squinting. "...You mean cannibalism?"
Jabber shrugs. "I guess."
Zanka hums, settling back into the mattress as he considers it.
The idea of eating someone should be incomprehensible to him. It's disgusting. It's cruel. It's most definitely some kind of violation of bodily autonomy. It's exactly the sort of thing that Zanka Nijiku, ex-Hell Guard, Cleaner, and all-around model employee, should avoid at all costs.
Those are also all things that could be used to describe his relationship with Jabber.
(At some point, it stopped being just about the fights.)
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"Dunno how yer still alive," Zanka mutters. "I should really just kill ya right now. Ya can't stop me like this."
Oh, yes, yes, please. Jabber wants to see that. Wants to feel Zanka taking his life, impaling him on his vital instrument or snapping his neck with those cold fingers or digging a hand through his chest to pull out his heart. It'll hurt. Long, and slow, and painful. No matter what he decides to do, Jabber knows that he'll make it hurt, he'll make it last, looking at him with those dark eyes all the while like his death is the greatest thing he's ever seen.
Because it will be. They both know this.
(Jabber's out of his mind on a new poison when Zanka runs into him. The rest falls into place just as easily.)
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"Well, according to Morax, a recent development has," she hesitates, "rendered that. Futile."
Yae Miko blinks, registering the words. "You mean to say that human identity of his is gone," she says finally.
"From what I understand, yes." There's a touch of sorrow to Ei's brow, not true sadness, but at least the sympathy for an old colleague. The two never got along, but it was a well-known fact among the gods that Barbatos always liked to play human. To have that taken away from him must be painful, so of course Ei feels some pity, estranged as they may be.
Yae Miko, on the other hand, is not estranged from Barbatos. As such, her response to such a development is not anything so clinical as sympathy, of all things. Her eye twitches. "You mean to say that his little persona is gone," she repeats, "and he didn't tell me?"
(or, Barbatos had it coming for not letting her know, and Yae Miko will stand by that.)
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- Part 2 of windswept (worst kept secret au)
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An assortment of various scenes that did not end up turning into fics.
Chapter seven:
Officially, Dazai Osamu betrays the Port Mafia at eighteen years of age and disappears to never be seen by them again, which is the only logical and possible way to not be caught.
Unofficially, it seems someone failed to inform him of this. Or the boss. Or the executives. Or literally any member of the mafia.
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bitten lips and broken hands by iicaru2, VaizTohirez
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Aug 2026
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“Excuse me?” Shen Qingqiu says dangerously, lowering his fan. His expression must be all kinds of horrifying, because Shang Qinghua’s face drains of all color and sweat begins to bead on his temple.
“Um—” He laughs awkwardly, eyes roaming over all the available exits in the room in obvious preparation to run for his life. “It’s sort of an etiquette thing, you know? I’m sure you remember, something similar happened between Luo Binghe and a few of his wives—”
Shen Qingqiu’s glare sharpens, promising imminent murder. “Are you telling me that I have to marry Liu Qingge because I accidentally triggered a wife plot?”
Shen Qingqiu triggers an inane sidequest that he has no intention of completing, thank you very much, and makes up his mind to avoid every romance flag the System throws his way.
One problem: Shen Qingqiu is already courting Liu Qingge. He is the last person to figure this out.
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29 Aug 2026
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“Ayyyy. You up?”
“You know damn well I’m up,” says Zanka, grunting as he works his quads. “Why’re you up?”
“‘Cause I felt like it. Hey, wasn’t there somethin’ I was supposed to do today?"A day in the life of Zanka Nijiku as he prepares for an impending flight to his hometown.
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- Part 14 of Crouching Jonkler Hidden Zonkler
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28 Aug 2026
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Zanka closes and opens his eyes. His chest heaves a little, just a bit, when he tries to take in the sight in front of him. His brain malfunctions.
“What the fuck?” is what leaves his mouth, sounding more like a question to himself than anything, really.
Jabber looks at him stupid.
Zanka looks at him stupider.
What the fuck.
“Huh.”
Zanka blinks again.
He takes a few seconds to respond.
“Is this real or should I get my head checked?” he asks, finally, truly.
“‘Dunno,” Jabber pinches his forearm. “Seems pretty real.”
Zanka blinks, again, and wishes it was, in fact, his head.
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Jabber is having a hard time and like always somehow finds himself tangled with Zanka.
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28 Aug 2026
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Bad for Me by Snufflefluck
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta - All Media Types
27 Aug 2026
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There it was—that weird twinge again, and this time, Jabber thinks he might know why it was happening.
Zanka is a nice person. Zanka is a good person, mostly, and good people don’t usually leave the injured there to die. Good people don’t join the Raiders and help them steal from others. Good people don’t strip their mother’s fresh corpse of her hair, hand, and arm jewelry to wear for themselves. Good people don’t get high for days at a time and kill things when they’re bored. Good people don’t like pain the way Jabber does.
Good people kill people like Jabber to rid the world of his kind of filth, and Zanka was going to be a very good person one day.
Jabber starts coughing up flower petals out of what seems like nowhere, but upon closer inspection, he realizes that it was a long time coming
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- Part 3 of Janka Song Shenanigans
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27 Aug 2026
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kiss me and I'll devour the rest by Dianxiasdevotee
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Aug 2026
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In hindsight, maybe Zanka wasn't the smartest person in the world.
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- Zanka Nijiku has always been hungry. The kind of hungry that sits insatiably in your stomach, never allowed to be satisfied. Jabber Wonger, however, is nothing if not a man who simply wishes to see his best friend happy, and more than anything, he wants to see him feed. What is a little taunting, if it gets Zanka to act out?