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Tony Stark is trying to get lucky and needs someone to entertain his target's brother. Enter an unwilling Bruce Banner.
After all, what're best friends for?
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22 Aug 2026
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Page 32 of Clint Barton's Nesting Tales by wolfelements
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Nov 2020
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Tony was happy to sit back and watch the surrounding hilarity, Bruce and Thor were certainly creating enough of it. But then Loki happened and Asgard gentlemanly behavior regarding omegas happened.
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In which there is comedy, Asgard omegaverse lecturing, explicit sex, and Steve Rogers being the ancient snowflake he once was that we adored.
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22 Aug 2026
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"Hi, honey." The handsome man opened his arms wide, gesturing him to run into his arms.
"I don't recognize him," was the first word that came from his mouth. He couldn't remember seeing this glasses man before.
"It's me, James, your husband. And you're my Severus. C'mon, let's go. Harry is waiting."
"Wait, wait, wait. Who's Harry? Do I know you? What's my full name?" Severus shot James questions and tried to stand as close to the healer as possible, distrustful.
"Oh, my poor baby. You even forgot our son's name. Your full name is Severus Potter. We knew each other many years ago."
"I have a son?" He couldn't believe it.
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26 Jun 2026
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The heat and ingredients in the cupboard by Morriguns_box
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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In the suffocating heat of the dungeons, a scathing encounter between James and Severus twists into something far more dangerous. Taunts turn to filthy promises, and against a storeroom ladder, hatred burns into desire neither of them can deny.
REWRITTEN
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10 Jun 2026
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06 May 2026
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Perhaps that was why he had started seeking out Potter and his band of filthy pests in the first place. He began to taunt them more, get crueller in his insults and more violent in his curses. Because then, Potter would whip out his wand and he would hurt Severus in new ways the Slytherin had never even thought of.
Perhaps this was why Severus had listened when Black goaded him into the forbidden shack on a full moon night.
It wasn’t terror that Severus felt when he came face to face with a snarling, starving werewolf. It was pure fascination. He couldn’t resist the urge to reach for Remus’s bared teeth, revelling in that all too familiar look of blood lust in the wolf’s yellowed eyes. Severus saw that look in the mirror every day.
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01 May 2026
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James promises Severus that if Severus has sex with him 93 times, he will break up with Lilly and advocate that she date Severus.
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12 Apr 2026
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"You can't tell me who you're with?" Lily smiles at him hopefully.
Sirius laughs. "Alright Evans, if you're so curious, I have a proposition for you""We'll set up a little bet, you have until the end of the school year - so two months - to work out who I'm dating, or..." he pauses to think and with an evil smirk decides, "or you have to ask your crush out on a date."
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10 Apr 2026
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After Voldemort’s defeat on October 31st, James Potter rises to the position of Head Auror, burying his grief in endless work. When he is assigned to monitor Severus Snape – a former Death Eater spared from Azkaban – James is forced into the orbit of the man he once called his enemy.
As duty turns into reluctant familiarity, James must confront his remorse and the ghosts of the past, all while growing dangerously fond of the man under his watch and the people who surround him.
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25 Feb 2026
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James is a baker and Severus is a very stressed ministry office employee.
Based on Chapter 39 of 'My Jeverus/Snames Prompts'
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19 Jan 2026
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Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
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08 Jan 2026
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Fests, Quests, and Masquerades by Devious_Muffin
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Stray Kids (Band)
23 Aug 2026
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All of the fics I've written for fests and challenges (that aren't already in a series), in one place! All Harry Potter, no single pairing or specific theme, various ratings and trigger warnings!
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07 Jan 2026
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The green eyed lie by Dantalia
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Mar 2025
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Katsukis words hurt, but Izuku said nothing and just stared at Katsuki. His eyebrows were furrowed together and his lip tasted like he bit hard enough for it to bleed, but Izuku kept his mouth shut. Katsuki turned away to return to his seat. “I’d rather marry a commoner, a beggar than to marry you!”
When Izuku is about to loose the man he loves, he will do anything to be close to Katsuki. Even if it meant lying to the entire world. Even if he would break his own heart in the process.
Katsuki is a cocky prince who has to learn how to live without everything he ever knew. He learns what living means through his husband Deku,
Until he ruines everything...Or does he?
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My entry for the BKDK Fairytale Big bang! I hope you enjoyThis story is inspired by king Thrushbeard or the haughty princess and it's a not well known fairytale.
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29 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy finds a little notebook in his pocket and starts writing on it. Someone writes back.
Part Two now available: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79877491/chapters/209637666
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25 Jul 2025
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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25 Jul 2025
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Former Death Eaters are being targeted with a Veritaserum curse – it’s permanent, and makes victims speak aloud their every thought. Luckily, it’s easier to control when writing – and Hermione is trying to introduce Muggle technology to the wizarding world.
An advent fic featuring texting, identity struggles, and a Draco Malfoy who will literally not stop talking.
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25 Jul 2025
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Usopp isn’t a poor kid anymore, scraping together a living off charity and odd jobs at the wharf and darning the same pair of overalls for the tenth time so he could visit Kaya without holes in his knees. He knows that. He reminds himself of that every damn day.
It’s just, sometimes, Sanji tells him to stack the plates a certain way or reminds him that salad forks exist and Usopp sees a flash of Kaya’s gold-rimmed teacups and immaculate dinner trays and he remembers how impossible it all is. It doesn’t matter if Usopp is a man or a woman: he was never going to be the kind of person that the pretty blonde with the perfect manners falls in love with.
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Sanji gives Usopp a lesson on fine dining etiquette. It would probably be easier to follow if Usopp’s insecurities didn’t keep interrupting so loudly.
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05 Jul 2025
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Usopp freezes. Stares. Tries to comprehend a single thing that’s happening.
“Sanji…” he tries after a moment. “That was yesterday.”
The cook slams his metal bowl of perfectly peaked whipped cream onto the counter. The mountains of white sugar fall flat. “No. It. Wasn’t.”
“What wasn’t?” Luffy asks from the open door.
Now it’s Usopp’s turn to jump in surprise. “NOTHING-!”
“I stupidly turned down Usopp three days ago, not fucking yesterday!” Sanji screams.-
Again and again, Sanji is forced to relive the day after he rejected Usopp.
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04 Jul 2025
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War of the Roses by Fangirl_on_fire
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2023
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Deku-Dynamight Divorce Rages On!
Pro Heroes Deku and Dynamight, joint owners of the top hero agency in Japan, have always been known for their relationship, which dates back to their high school days. However, things were clearly different than they looked like from the outside, because the couple shocked the nation when they announced their divorce.
Almost a year later, the battle hasn’t ended.
After over two decades of marriage, Izuku and Katsuki call it quits. However, that's easier said than done when it involves two teenage kids, a ton of interfering friends, and a hell of a lot of petty, escalating attempts to annoy each other.
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24 Jun 2025
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James Potter hated Severus Snape. He hated him a little bit more as those boney hands roughly jerked off his cock.
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18 Jun 2025